Favorite inprovised weapon

[Blindswordmaster]

You're sitting in your living room,then you're door is broken down and a guy steps into your house! Defend yourself using whatever is around you right now! What is your improvised weapon of choice?
I personally enjoy the hard back book, the shoe, and the belt.

 

[Sir Kemper]

My RROD 360.

Might as well get some use out of it!

 

[dlawnro]

Ok I'm cheating because I don't actually have this, but my choice is the Thomas-Jane-as-The-Punisher paper cutter.

 

[The_Healer]

My Katana.

Say what?

 

[S.R.S.]

PS3 controller! I choose YOU!

[sub]I'm pretty dead aren't I?[/sub]

 

[Gigaguy64]

My Wooden Katana.
Thou shalt know my fanboy fury!

 

[scoHish]

I'll take the 12 pound brass cat statue sitting in the closet.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

My baseball bat. I've got one everywhere. It's for the zombies.

No, seriously... It's for the zombies. But it'll work fine on a regular intruder.

 

[Killbuzz]

Hmm, would have to be either the remote (always on hand), or my cat (annoying, fluffy, bastard).

Then again, I live in a trailer, and the furthest knife from me is about 1 foot.

 

[Harold Donchee]

My Dog. He actually has training in protection work. I'm working on getting his FO(Family Obediance) and PA(Protection Alert) titles. He doesn't have them yet, but he will attack someone if I send him at them.

 

[EmeraldGreen]

I favour the dictionary myself - or any large, heavy textbook. Being a scholar doesn't have to mean being helpless! Coming in a close second: the frying pan. Conveniently designed for hitting people with, and likely to make a very satisfying noise when you do.

 

[Dango]

A metal pipe that is in a back room of mine for some reason, either that or my bamboo sticks of justice!

 

[zagazsano]

Depends on how much time I have, TV showed me how to make a tazer out of a camera, could i use that?

 

[Jason Brett-Williams]

Letter opener next to my mail.

 

[zohmbee]

EDIT: OH LIVING ROOM. Sorry. Um. ... knitting needles and hard books. And lamps.

EDIT 2: Oh oh! And a glass scale in the corner. I could break that and use the pieces. It wouldn't go very far if I threw it.

 

[Mr. Gency]

My Katana.

Say what?

PS3 controller! I choose YOU!

[sub]I'm pretty dead aren't I?[/sub]

My Wooden Katana.
Thou shalt know my fanboy fury!

Way to improvise!

OT: My good old toy lightsaber. On top of being built for rough play, getting hit with the part you hold it with (can't remember what it's called right now, sue me) is much like a hammer (in theory anyway, it'll at lest hurt more).

 

[hottsaucekid]

Depends on how much time I have, TV showed me how to make a tazer out of a camera, could i use that?

Manswers says do not try this at home.

OT: I would use my guitars. i have two and im duel wield specced.

 

[Omikron009]

An electric guitar and a heavy ceramic mug.