Favorite inprovised weapon

[Dark2003]

The two functional sword I bought, across the street from an anime convention, or the knife i keep on me at all times

 

[sirpwnsalot65]

i would use a fire poker. (bonus points if it's hot from there actually being a fire)

 

[k3v1n]

a really sharpened pencil to the eye works for me

 

[RN7]

The top part of my window that held the curtains on before it fell.

 

[pyrosaw]

Shovel is good for everything.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

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Never leave home without it.

 

[Psyco Josho]

The machete my brother brought back from Honduras.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

My cat. I'll throw that crazy thing at them and they'll beg for mercy. He's seriously running back and forth across the room jumping up onto the table and running to every window he can find.

If that fails I'll hit them with the printer. It's out of ink anyway and I don't feel like buying more.

 

[derdeutschmachine]

I'm cheating I've got 454 raging bull sitting 3 feet from me... no improv needed. plus my housemate has several guns as well. I guess you can say don't break into my hoofty house unless you want bigger holes in you then you'd prefer.

 

[the rye]

my improvised weapon would be a hurtful remark about the attacker.

 

[Free Thinker]

Foldable chair or maybe even a serrated knife for cutting bread.

 

[scw55]

PS2 style USB controller. Vicious whip. Can strangle with it. Good Bludgeon. Most importantly, I bought a XBOX 360 one to replace it and is much better so it's just sitting in my desk doing nothing.

Aside from that, I would make some make-shift shanks from the beer cans in my waste paper bin.

I could smack him with a roll of carpet which I do actually have in my room.

Maybe the head-less broom handle I have...

 

[NorthernTrooper]

My Katana.

Say what?

Stole what I was going to say. It has a nice place next to my bed.