Favorite Mass Effect 2 Quotes

[Shaegor]

I completely loved the bit where Miranda and Jack were having a fight. Joker tells Shepard to go clear it up and then finishes with "Take pictures"... Still can't stop laughing.

 

[archvile93]

"This one has forgotten whether or not it has replaced its weapons' heat sinks. It wonders if the criminal scum considers itself fortunate."

"The Council thought the first Hanar Spectre would play by the rules..."

"I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN!"

"I enjoy seeing humans on their knees. *pause* That was a joke."

"If she [EDI] starts mouthing off about being the 'vanguard of our destruction', I call shotgun on the first lifeboat out of here."

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And the hilarious conversation between the lovestruck turian and oblivious quarian on the Citadel. You know the one.

Yeah, "You need someone who'll treat you right. Someone who's food you can eat." I think that's how it went anyway. With the food problem, I'm pretty sure species can purchase genetic modifications so they can metabolize foods they normally can't. At the very least, I know Drell can do something similar with their eyes so they can pick up on hanar bioluminesence.

And also (spoilers for a romance track):

Spoiler

Garrus: 'I'd wait, if you're okay with it. Disrupt the crew as little as possible...and take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink.'
*long awkward pause consisting of Shepard just staring at Garrus with a sly smile*
Garrus: Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

I was male so I didn't hear that one, but that's just priceless. Almost makes me wish I did go transgender just to hear it.

 

[Photon987]

"THIS HURTS YOU."

I really hope that the writer got a bonus for that little gem.

 

[Uilleand]

Joker - "How d'ya like THAT, ya sonsabitches!!"
So.
Much.
Win.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"haa"

 

[TheLefty]

Garrus once said something along the lines of something about how he sparred with someone who he had a disagreement. "We sparred for hours, I had reach but she had flexibility. After 9 rounds the [referee] called it a draw. We settled it in her quarters. Like I said, I had reach, but she had flexibility."

Followed by the creepy smile my Sheppard made that didn't quite fit his face made the quote even better.

 

[Pringles]

Cant remember the exact quote but:
Shepard:"I didn't think i'd see a Krogan scout huddled in a cell whining like a Quarian with a tummy ache!"

Random crew member to the cook:"it tastes like you used more food...and less ass!"

Love this game so much it's probably wrong.

 

[owmybody]

where did the tali/garrus argumant happen

 

[Mogget128723]

"Please Shepard; I'm a Quarian! Give me a hunk of scrap metal, a circuit board, and some element zero, and I'll have it making precision jumps!"

I love Tali (and Quarians in general)

And Joker's awesome too. Anything that comes out of his mouth... though this is a personal favorite.

"Hey, thanks commander! Another dangerous alien on the ship! Why can't you collect coins, or commemorative plates or something!?"

Then there's

Shepard: A little harmless self promotion, EDI. You can let that slide.
Joker: That's it. Go pout. I win.
Shepard: Joker...
Joker: Alright, alright! Good game!

And

"It's just that I'd never pictured the coming overlords to be so... annoying."

And of course

"If you start singing Daisy Bell, I'm outta here!"

Then the stoned Volus...

"I AM A BIOTIC GOD!! I am a great wind that will sweep all before me like... a great wind! A GREAT BIOTIC WIND!!"



And in terms of good, serious bits... I really like how they played out the bit where Tali finds out about her father.

And then a bit that just made me lol...

At the very end of the game, there is a very long fall. Shepard survived, and Tali and Legion were in my squad (as my two favorites) I walked over to Legion and turned him over... the bot was dead. I run over to the tiny Quarian (who has a huge chunk of metal lying on top of her) move it, and guess what! The Quarian survived. The invincible robot can't take as much as the girl who can't leave her suit for her immune system XD

 

[Alarien]

"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

This is the one quote that sticks in my head constantly.

And Morlan singing from Pirates of Penzance cracked me up.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Oh, and this as well:

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Harbinger: Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has attracted the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction.

Harbinger: *turns to Collector General* You have failed. We will find another way. Releasing control.

Collector General: *looks around in confusion and sadness, possibly for the first time in its life, as fire immolates the entire room*

[hr]

Practically rivals Sovereign's 'you exist because we allow it' speeech from ME 1.

That, and the entirety of the Garrus romance sidequest. Heartwarming, but in a sad way.

 

[reg42]

Spoiler: Joker Near The End Game Quote

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

I was going to say this. I lol'd, quite hard in fact.

 

[DominicxD]

*nods*

Shepard.

Best greeting ever.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Take THAT ya' sons'a bitches! - Joker.

I don't know why. I just love this quote

i laughed at this because of the hand movments he did

OT: " Flammable or inflammable, forget which, doesen't matter" Mordin

The whole elevator talk Garrus and Tali have is gold

Shepard Headbutt* Shaman: "HAHAHAHA! I like this human! He Understands!"

Anything from Grunt is just awesome.

 

[Altorin]

Spoiler: Joker Near The End Game Quote

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

the lines right after that are even better IMO

"Please go into Engineering. There is a ventilation shaft near the door."
"You want me to crawl through the vents again!?"
"I love the sight of humans on their knees."
"...?"
"That was a joke."

 

[tkioz]

"Don't err ummm ingest"

 

[Sacman]

The conversation between Tali and Garrus about the talks they would have in the elevator when they are both in ur party on the citadel...

Edit: "If that thing starts claiming to be the 'Vanguard of Our Destruction' I call shotgun on the first life boat."-Joker

 

[sln333]

"I help people. Heal good people. Kill bad people. Either way helps." -more or less what Mordin says when you meet him

The whole gunnery sergeant's speech on the Citadel

The engineers' conversations on the Normandy

 

[Sacman]

where did the tali/garrus argumant happen

On the citadel it happens randomly when there both in ur party...