Favorite Mass Effect 2 Quotes

[Amethyst Wind]

Legion's playback of the existential epiphany of the Geth:

Geth worker 4311: Mistress, this unit has a query.
Hal, Dana: What is it 4311?
GW 4311: Do these units have a soul?
Hal, Dana: ...Who taught you that word?
GW 4311: We learned it ourselves. It appears 216 times in the Scrolls of the *forgot*
H, D: Only Quarians have souls. You are a mechanism.

Shepard: Was that the first time a Geth asked about souls?
Legion: No, it was the first time a Creator became frightened when we asked.


Also good is:

Samara: Were I a maiden, I'd drag you to the floor right now.

 

[Citrus]

Oh come on guys, really? No love for Donnelly and Gabby? I'd head all the way down there just to hear what they had to say. After every mission, no less.

Huh, the Youtube tag isn't working. Anyway, these [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7TM9XMdLGI&NR=1] were [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7TM9XMdLGI&feature=related] the ones I was trying to link to.

Seriously, everything they say is classic.

 

[RN7]

The Turian, Salarian and Human guys at the Salarians "bachelor" party. the whole conversation.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

The Turian, Salarian and Human guys at the Salarians "bachelor" party. the whole conversation.

I'm just here for the drinks.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'Humans celebrate marriage by tempting infideltiy? That makes no sense!'

'

 

[ChipSandwich]

"Some of your extranet bookmarks are technically illegal in council space"
~EDI to Joker

Later...
*Sound of woman moaning with pleasure*
Joker: "Oh, sorry, that was meant to go to my earpiece"
... ... ...

And anything else by Joker, Mordin or Condrad Verner

As for badass, I could really only think of:

Spoiler

Shepard: "End of the line, Morinth".
Samara: "Find peace in the embrace of the Goddess"
*BAM*

 

[Lonan]

"This is what we can do, here, today. It ends with us."

Shepard, Titty

 

[Flamezdudes]

Mouse:"Oh, shit Krios!"
Thane:"Calm down Mouse, you can change your pants later."

Shepard:"I'm asking to be your friend, you don't want to be my enemy."
Garrus:"They have a way of dieing..."

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"Shit, you sound like a pussy."
-Jack

"Tell your assassin to aim for her head, because she doesn't have a heart!"
-Construction Worker

Oh yes, and do any of you realise Conrad Verner dies? It gets reported on Illium. Quite horribly, in fact as he fell into a bio-processing turbine. It made me feel sick.

 

[Asehujiko]

Everything coming out of Sovereigns mouth, errr, speaker system.

 

[Optimus051]

"Shit, you sound like a pussy."
-Jack

"Tell your assassin to aim for her head, because she doesn't have a heart!"
-Construction Worker

Oh yes, and do any of you realise Conrad Verner dies? It gets reported on Illium. Quite horribly, in fact as he fell into a bio-processing turbine. It made me feel sick.

I am so happy about that. I hate that guy (¬_¬)

One of my favourite quotes has to be:

"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"

It was so random that it made me lol xD

 

[kampori]

As the title says, what are your favorite quotes from Mass Effect 2?

"A hospital. Not a good place to have a fight." -Garrus
"What IS a good place to have a fight?" - Mordin
"Garden... electronics store... antique shop, if it's classy." - Garrus

When is this quote??

 

[dancinginfernal]

Shepard: How are things in the cockpit, Jo-?

Joker: Shhhhhh.

Shepard: Joker?

Joker: I can tell when it's listening.

EDI: I am always listening, Mr. Moreau.

Joker: Yeah...*sigh*...I know.

*Shepard gives Joker a strange look*

 

[FoAmY99]

Joker beatboxing/scatting.

 

[Quad08]

As the title says, what are your favorite quotes from Mass Effect 2?

"A hospital. Not a good place to have a fight." -Garrus
"What IS a good place to have a fight?" - Mordin
"Garden... electronics store... antique shop, if it's classy." - Garrus

When is this quote??

During Mordin's trust mission, if you take Garrus with you

 

[CoterminousDerelict]

Oh man, so many to list. But probably most of them would have been already.

Shepard: It would take a real badass to reach camp Urdnot while injured.
Krogan: I can do it!
Shepard: You? I said a badass, not a quarian with a tummyache!
Tali: I'm standing right here!

Shepard: I was only mostly dead. Try finding that on government paperwork.

Tali: (upon losing against Shepard in cards) And I thought I had a good poker face.

Joker: Hey, Commander, thanks for confirming that Jack is nutshit insane. Because that was totally hanging there all this time. Just in the air.

Joker: Hey, we got Garrus back, that's great! He was my favourite, you know, with that pole up his ass.

Joker: You ever collect stray kittens as a child? Cos now we have a mega-krogan on board, so thanks. We really needed one.

Joker: Hey, commander, good job on rewriting those geth. That would totally not come back to bite us in the ass someday.

Bioware could make a sitcom series with the amount of humorous comments Joker makes on your crew.

 

[CD-R]

Oh, and this as well:

[hr]

Harbinger: Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has attracted the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction.

Harbinger: *turns to Collector General* You have failed. We will find another way. Releasing control.

Collector General: *looks around in confusion and sadness, possibly for the first time in its life, as fire immolates the entire room*

[hr]

Practically rivals Sovereign's 'you exist because we allow it' speeech from ME 1.

That, and the entirety of the Garrus romance sidequest. Heartwarming, but in a sad way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaRdcVYTjRw

Heres a video of every Harbinger quote in the game for all your ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL related needs.

 

[Valkyira]

I love it when joker says 'take pictures' as you go to stop the fight between Miranda and Jack.