favorite mass effect quote

[soren7550]

Near the end for Mass Effect 2 (don't worry, no real spoilers.)

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

 

[squid5580]

The "We held the line" speech on Virmie.

 

[Uilleand]

Near the end for Mass Effect 2 (don't worry, no real spoilers.)

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

God...I love that one. ME2 is so full of Joker-tasic awesomeness it makes my ears bleed...

From ME1: Wrex to Shepard: "Just because I like you, doesn't mean I wouldn't kill you.

 

[Katana314]

ME2, when attempting to recruit someone to your party, but he has a problem he needs your help with first.
Shepard: Just once, I'd like for someone to say "Yes, certainly, I'll help you save the galaxy! Just let me go grab my stuff!"

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Anything that comes out of the game shop assistant's mouth is hysterical...

The Elcor performing Hamlet is also great.

 

[Beowulf DW]

Wrex: Your Biotics are incredible, Alenko. Humans never should have switched to the L3 implants.
Kaiden: [something about dangerous side-effects]
Wrex: You don't stop using a gun just because you don't like the recoil.

C-SEC officer: Do you want me to arrest you?!
Wrex: I want you to TRY.

Ashley Williams(after reciting poetry or something): Just because I can drill you between the eyes at 500 feet doesn't mean I can't be into in sensitive stuff.

 

[sgtshock]

Every line in the scene with the biotic volus.

"I am a great wind that will strike you down like... like a great wind!"
"...Chaaarge."

 

[soren7550]

Every line in the scene with the biotic volus.

"I am a great wind that will strike you down like... like a great wind!"
"...Chaaarge."

Holy crap that part was hilarious. I had Grunt with me and the volus wasn't even up to his crotch. When the volus started saying how he was going to strike him down, Grunt looked at me (or my Shep actually.) and had such a good 'what the fuck should I do?' confused look on his face. So being the good person I am, when the volus 'charged', I taped him on the back lightly and he fell over.

 

[Zaksav91]

Garrus says this. ?Krogan testicles can sell for up a 10,000 apiece. That?s 40,000 for full set.?

 

[Jark212]

Near the end for Mass Effect 2 (don't worry, no real spoilers.)

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

Every line Joker says in ME2 is pure gold...

 

[soren7550]

Near the end for Mass Effect 2 (don't worry, no real spoilers.)

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

Every line Joker says in ME2 is pure gold...

Hell, even when he didn't say anything he was great. (see 0:25 to end)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI478oOWHes

 

[Sir Mate]

well, this one says it all:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-eRfupYbA&feature=related

 

[jenx_137]

Can't believe no1s gone for the ultimate Ambassador Udina line (right near the start when they're trying to convict Saren)-

"He can't say that! It's not his decision!!"

everyones remaining rather calm, and he just yells this angrily, completely out of context. For an ambassador of the human race he can be quite a tard...

and also, any of the epic quotes from Sovereign, most of em have been said already tho.

 

[fozzy360]

In ME2:

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store in the Citadel."

I wonder how people react when they hear that at every store in the Citadel.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

-Getting sollowed whole by a dragon wouldn't be fun. It wouldn't kill me but the process would be inpleasent and give passing a stone a whole new meaning"
-shale

I know it is a dragon age quote but its bioware and the best bioware quote i could remeber

 

[Distorted Stu]

Shepard - "You dont have to go on a mission you're proberly not going to make it back from, just because somebody tells you too!"

Garrus- "Why did nobody tell me we could do that?"

Mordin - "Two times a day at least"

 

[Cowabungaa]

The Elcor performing Hamlet is also great.

Aw hell, ninjaed. I cracked up so badly when I heard that advertisement 3 minutes or so ago.

"Sincere endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you heard it from the voice of an elcor."

Good heavens this game is getting better every minute.

Edit:
Oh hell this is just too good:
Random turian: "You humans are all racists!" Oh the irony!

 

[The DSM]

On Mass effect 2 hearing.

Spoiler

Tali yell go for the optics! I knew I would hear that after playing DA:O

Or probing uranus and the voice saying "Really, Commander?" Or something like that.

It has special Uranus jokes, thats win.

 

[Bullsquid]

Tali's speech about the hardships of suited life on her side mission was epic.