Favorite one liner

[atv_chic_18]

Clark: "Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."
Rusty: "Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust."
Clark: "Whatever, Russ. Whatever. "

Clark and Rusty Griswold from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

 

[quack35]

GARBAGE DAY!!!

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

"Groovy." Ash has a few really great quotes like that, and when an ally dies, "They ate her, and now they're going ot eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOD!". When I'm in a room in a game and an enemy walks in "I probably should lock my door..." and that usually is enough to buy me time to escape.

 

[caster272]

Star Craft: Siege Tank "I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!"

In the spirit of all one liners from anything and everywhere I feel ashamed no one has mentioned Rodney Dangerfield. Rest in peace good sir, comedy will never be the same without you.

 

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Clearly Tassadar has failed us. You, must not.

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

from the movie anchorman when they fall in a bear pt ron yells out to everyone "hit 'em in the uvula!" i have no idea what that means but i pissed myself when i heard it.

The uvula is the hole at the end of the penis.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

The uvula is the punching bag in the back of your throat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvula

 

[0thello]

Left4dead: "Everybody is either dead or an a**hole"

 

[SimuLord]

"This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!"

or

"STOP! You violated the law!" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8]

 

[dirte]

Haste and we go!

DDO ; ]

 

[Mayonegg]

"This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!"

This and anything from Oblivion, particularly when you're thrashing them and they still shout it.

And loads of classics from Far Cry 1.

"I'm gonna shoot you in the face!"
"Bite my ass!"

 

[DM.]

Isaac Washington: She's still alive Ain't she? You got anything smart to say?
Agent G: I'm At somewhat of a loss.
Isaac Washington: Well then lets just make this look fucking cool.

 

[wgreer25]

"No means yes and yes means anal!"
-Creese from Madworld

You know what? Everything Creese and Howard say is pretty awesome.

Here, Here... Best stress relieving game ever.

Oh, and my second favorite quote was from Issac Clark who said "..."

 

[BloodyOne]

"No means yes and yes means anal!"
-Creese from Madworld

You know what? Everything Creese and Howard say is pretty awesome.

Here, Here... Best stress relieving game ever.

Oh, and my second favorite quote was from Issac Clark who said "..."

What about Gordan Freeman with his inspiration to everybody? His trademark "..."

 

[reyttm4]

"its time to take ass and kick names"

 

[gustcq]

"Small chance of success, certainty of death, what are we waiting for?"

 

[Kajt]

"GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! THE EYES!"
-Minsc

 

[wgreer25]

I grows tired of yelling battle cries when fighting this mage! Boo will finish your eyeballs once and for all so he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEET EVIL!!!!

YES!!! You are made of win, sir. I was hoping someone would quote him, he had the best battle cries ever.

 

[Necromancist]

The marines in the Halo series have always made me giggle.

Halo: Combat Evolved
"THE THING ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE BRAKE!" (If you're driving a Warthog badly)

"Aw, sir, it's more fun shooting them." or "Road pizza!" (When running someone over with the Warthog)

Halo 2
"Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt Cortana, she's a hottie. She's blue... but she's a hottie."

"For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" (Female marine!)

"That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!"

"I ran out of grenades and I accidentally threw my lunch. It's true!"

Halo 3
"Dude! I think I leveled up!" (When giving a marine a powerful weapon)

"Ya know, I really like my job way too much."

"That was amazing! And I only peed myself a little." (Female marine)

"Hey, look at me! I'm shooting dead guys!"

"Sen-effing-sational." (The oh-so-lovable australian marine, with accent)

"Well, I was gonna teabag him, but... everybody's looking."

You know what? I only signed on to this for a college credit and a down payment on a car, but that was pretty exciting."

Tank beats Ghosts! Tank beats Hunters! Tank beats everything! Oh, man, I could do this all day!"

"Can you please save the universe now?" (From an ODST, not a marine, but meh)

"Dude, he's chargin' his Splazer!" (When you're charging the Spartan Laser)

 

[BloodyOne]

"That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!"

"Dude, he's chargin' his Splazer!" (When you're charging the Spartan Laser)

Those two had me out of my chair laughing.

 

[soren7550]

"Play ball!" (in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)
"Say goodby to your face chucklehead!"(in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)
"Say goodby to your secret crap dumbass!"(in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)

Anyone know who I'm talking 'bout? (Hint: BONK!)