Favorite one liner

[BloodyOne]

"Play ball!" (in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)
"Say goodby to your face chucklehead!"(in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)
"Say goodby to your secret crap dumbass!"(in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)

Anyone know who I'm talking 'bout? (Hint: BONK!)

Really...come on

Spoiler

TF2 Scout

 

[soren7550]

"Play ball!" (in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)
"Say goodby to your face chucklehead!"(in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)
"Say goodby to your secret crap dumbass!"(in a thick Brooklyn/Boston accent)

Anyone know who I'm talking 'bout? (Hint: BONK!)

Really...come on

Spoiler

TF2 Scout

Yeah, too obvious. Oh well, still fun.

 

[Remleiz]

'HOO IZ YER DAH-DEE AND VOT DUZ HE DOO?'

got to love arnie haha

 

[Tesgami]

"Let's blow some shit up!"
Sorry, Witchblade, just good to me sadly ^^"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfWh0aVYRLk
And there will be knockers, for those who are lactose intolerant.

 

[dragonflygirl]

mine is from the machinima The leet World

Montose wins a agrument

" you here that (silence), ***** got served

 

[Prideful Heretic]

Is...is that a silencer? That's kinda girly. -Haggard when you picked up a silenced weapon

 

[kamoosal]

no caboose im not hungry idont want a blanket and i find musterd in my f***ing sheets agin im going to kill you- tucker RvB
you just got sarg'd - sarge RvB

 

[The_Prophet]

"This is my boomstick!"

WC3 the dwarf that shoots?

 

[Cabamacadaf]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

DOT

 

[ssgt splatter]

Gears of War 2 one liners: (i stole from the game)
You're too ugly to live.
Look ma no face.
'Sup bitches.
Oh I'm sorry was that your spine?

My one liners: (i made these up myself)
Headshot!
Room service.
Knock, knock.
Hi. (shotgun blast to the face)

 

[timmytom1]

"I`m gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild!"vic fallout 2 , shame he was so stupid

 

[Dr. James]

"What are ya buyin'?"

Pirate Merchant ftw

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

"Time does not travel in lines, time travels in circles. That is why clocks are round"

-Private Michael J. Caboose, Red vs. Blue

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Fuck you, asshole- arnie.

 

[blackhunt40]

En Taro Tassadar.

 

[Zero-Vash]

"Show courage, show strength, show pride. But show no mercy!" (sorry if it has already been said).
Also, it isn't exactly a line, but i try to use the jingle when you get a new item in Zelda as often as possible.

Almost forgot. "Up is down, and down is up, but both are still sideways"

 

[kamoosal]

why'd the chicken cross the road?... MICHAEL JACKSON!- lewis black

 

[BenMcMichael]

FOR GONDOR!!

 

[shadowelancer]

*Shoots zombie dog in head*

Stay.

 

[Trace2010]

"You thought you had a pubic hair until you started {peeing} out of it!"