Favorite one liner

[cavemano727]

Srry for posting a third time but when in fable 2 while black smithing, constantly say thats what she said after every time someone says a blacksmith complimant like "nice sword" and I can gaurentee you'll be near pissing yourself laughing.

 

[0thello]

Ghostbusters:

"Conglaturation !!!

You have completed a great game

And prooved the justice of our culture.

Now go and rest our heroes !"

I love that quote because it's f***ing terrible.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

STOP! You've violated the law!

 

[hippieshopper]

"Am I missing...an eyebrow?"

 

[sky14kemea]

"Yippee-ki-yay, ************"

i love Die Hard XD

 

[Davey Woo]

Do not cry to your Gods, for they are not listening, and I have no Gods!

Said by Pyre Fierceshot in Guild Wars EotN, and I thought it sounded pretty awesome.

 

[IamQ]

It's too quiet, I don't like it.

 

[Rhob Anybody]

"Flying's easy, just fall and miss the ground"

Bah humbug it should go "theres a knack to flying, just throw yourself at the floor and miss." Great quote either way lol.

 

[vivadelkitty]

My life for Aiur, uh, I mean Ner'zhul.

 

[TurretedCasius]

RE5
After being turned into a giant monster fish beast by the progenitor virus, "I just had an extreme make over!"

watch it here

*SPOILERS*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dXcAAqZMIg
*SPOILERS*

skip to 2:45

 

[v3n0mat3]

"Stop right there Criminal Scum!"

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

 

[Zelbio]

All your base are belong to us

 

[teutonicman]

SPOON!

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

I was about to put the same thing. Duke Nukem is better that Chuck Norris in every way! Bring out Duke Nukem Forever (and ever and ever and ever...)!

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Courtesy David Caruso.

Or

''Orcses never lose. 'Dey either wins, or dies...but dyin' don't counts as losin'.''

 

[sumanoskae]

Madness is like gravity, all it takes a little, push!- joker from the dark knight

 

[The ominous one]

"Don't make me invert you and use you like a pogo stick" My friend Tony right after some threatened him.

 

[mythbuster343]

Fell the wrath of canadian lumber fool

 

[findx]

i was so far past the point of no return i couldn't remember what it looked like when i passed it. - Max Payne

crap THAT corny is hard to make up.