Favorite Portal 2 quote?

[de5gravity]

Mine has to be "She has a medical degree, in fashion, from FRANCE" LMAO I laughed so hard at that.

 

[Areani]

"I'm in space."

...

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

 

[GaijinAndrew]

Where to begin? I must mention every quote that contained "SPAAAAACE!"

 

[Count Igor]

In response to the question, anything Cave Johnson said.
Like making flammable lemons.

But in response to the actual Thread, c'mon guys, we have enough Portal 2 threads about. Unless it's completely original and crazy idea, tone them down a bit.

Postscript: That's just what I've seen, if I'm getting unlucky and seeing at least 3 portal 2 threads in the hot-threads side bar, then that's just me.

 

[publikman]

I'm a potato.

 

[gigastar]

 

[MrShowerHead]

Ahem....

SPAAAAAAACE!

Man, I replayed that video so many times

 

[EHKOS]

So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!

 

[Dr. Paine]

"You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. But then you showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go."

 

[jay622]

GLaDOS: This is the part where he kills us.
Wheatley: This is the part where i kill you.
Chapter title: The Part Where He Kills You

that made me rofl

 

[shwnbob]

"Yes! Take those lemons! He says what everyone else is thinking!" Made me laugh so hard!

 

[King Kupofried]

So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!

*Clap. Clap. Clap.*
"Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

 

[Ogargd]

"It just goes to show that brain damaged people are the true heros" - i may be slightly off and it's probably not my fav but it was memorable enough for me to put it here =D

 

[DJDarque]

I liked the part where Chell said "apple."

 

[WorldCritic]

"According to that timer, this whole place is going to self-destruct in six minutes. I think it's a problem with the light, but just to be safe, I'm going to have to kill as discussed earlier."

What, I thought it was funny.

 

[Nukey]

"...A minor case of severe brain damage..."

 

[Silk_Sk]

"He's not just a regular moron. He is the product of the greatest minds of a generation coming together for the express purpose of creating the dumbest moron that ever existed. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility." *slow clap*

 

[Impluse_101]

*Ahem*

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! [http://spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee.com/]

And


"He's not just a regular moron. He is the product of the greatest minds of a generation coming together for the express purpose of creating the dumbest moron that ever existed."

 

[Vanbael]

"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."
"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the gods and gave it to human kind. The jewelry, he kept for himself."
-The Fact Sphere who is very underrated.

 

[Gigatoast]

SOO MANY CHOICES! Screw it! Countdown time!

Off the top of my head:

#10: "I'd like to congratulate you on beating the odds and actually managing to pack on a few pounds."

#9: "I'm going to attempt a manual override... on this wall. Could get a bit technical."

#8: "Odds are whatever comes out of you is going to be coal."

#7: "Oh man! You saved my bacon pal! Where we goin' is this a jail break, can't see a thing!"

#6: "Oh that's sad, but impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."

#5: "You seem to have defeated it's load bearing capacity, I'll just lower the ceiling."

#4: "BIRD! Kill it! It's evil!"

#3: "If you cut yourself in one of the test chambers you may have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline, that's normal."

#2: "'Ello guv! Nurotoxin inspecter!"

#1: "Oh hi! So, how are you holding up, because I'm a potato!"

Honorable mention: "SPAAAAAAAAAACE!"