Favorite Portal 2 quote?

[Bre2nan]

"look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle ... piloting a blimp"

 

[Carl The Manicorn]

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line.

You'll know when the test starts."

greatest one ever. next to,

Random Robot guy: "Sarcasm simulation activated."

Gladous: "Oh good. That's working again."

 

[Matterer]

My favorite part, not really a line, is when Wheatly hacks the neurotoxen computer. "Alright theres a monitor, could be important, Ill keep my eye on it. The floor, whats the floor doing?" Its hilarious.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

The potato line actually had me in stitches. I predict it will become the first over-used meme form Portal 2.

 

[ZiggyE]

Father, are you space? Yes son, now we are a family again.

Honestly, the space meme annoys the hell out of me but that quote was hilarious.

 

[blaberer6]

"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[castlewise]

Quote: "You dangerous, mute lunatic"

Rant: The lemons rant. Epic.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Hold on, I'm gonna do a hack on this door real quick, could you turn around?" *Glass breaks* "Ok you can turn back around now."

That part made me crack up for a good minute there.

 

[cp2u]

Wheatley: "Hey buddy, I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing."
GLaDOS: "Look, metal ball, I can hear you."
Wheatley: "Run, I don't need to do the voice, RUN!"

 

[yoshiru]

I'm surprised no-one said this one:

Wheatley: "Let there be light!.. that was uh.. God... ..I was quoting God."

 

[Drummodino]

One in six children in their lifetime will be abducted by the Dutch
So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!
We're in space
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE

And finally: apple

 

[Drummodino]

I'm surprised no-one said this one:

Wheatley: "Let there be light!.. that was uh.. God... ..I was quoting God."

I laughed so hard at that. Wheatley was an amazing character

 

[Outright Villainy]

I love the way GLADoS says ?A REAL surprise, with tragic consequences?. They way it is said just makes me laugh every time. She sounds so happy.

Yes, this. The way she says "Reeeeeal" cracks me up just thinking about it. It's the closest she comes to pure maniacal glee.

 

[bootz]

Test results are in. You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

 

[darksaber64x]

Whenever GLaDOS says 'potato'.

Any of them, honestly.

 

[Lungo]

Soooooooo many pure priceless ones. Tons of them has already been mention, but my favourite one are by far this one:

Gonna be honest with you, we have no idea what's going to happen, we're just throwing science at the wall to see what sticks. Best case scenario you get superpowers, worst case: tumors, which we'll cut out.

That is a 10/10 and if you put that into your calculator, I bet you also get a smilieface

 

[SomeBritishDude]

What's the bet "So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato" is going to be a new meme?

 

[Dr.Nick]

Holmes Vs Moriarty. Aristotle Vs MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

This was by far the best imo xD

 

[Kate Coco]

Wheatley: Let there be light! That's, uh, God. That's quoting God.

Wheatley was fucking AWESOME! And anything Cave said was hilarious!

Wheatley: I'll have to hack this door. But I can't do it if you're watching.
(you turn around and immediately hear glass breaking)
Whearley: There we go, you can turn around now! All hacked.

Wheatley: Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks - and no one's gonna ask, don't worry - but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead.