Favorite Portal 2 quote?
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"If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline. So all that means is, it's working."
Damn did I lol at hearing those prerecorded test messages.
Damn did I lol at hearing those prerecorded test messages.
At The end of the propulsion gell chamber with cave " Now I undestand to some of you 60 dollars is alot of money to most of you but dont go spending it all on...... umm.. Caroline what do these people buy? tattered clothes?,Beard Dirt?, ....... whatever" also every single glados and cave line!
"Well at least he's not even trying to be subtle anymore. Or maybe he is, in which case, wow, that's kinda sad."
"He's not just a regular moron, you know. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived!"EHKOS said:
Those two are the best in the game.
I love the way GLADoS says ?A REAL surprise, with tragic consequences?. They way it is said just makes me laugh every time. She sounds so happy.
"Oh good, you finished the test. Let's see what the data says. Hmmm, it says you're a terrible person. Weird, we weren't even testing for that."
go to next test chamber
"Don't worry about that terrible person thing, it's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has just agreed with your mother's decision to leave you on a door step."
When I heard her say that I just at there with my mouth agape. That's so mean!!!
go to next test chamber
"Don't worry about that terrible person thing, it's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has just agreed with your mother's decision to leave you on a door step."
When I heard her say that I just at there with my mouth agape. That's so mean!!!
Obviously: SPAAAAAAAAACE!
"Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year 2: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then... ten years in the chamber I built where ALL the robots scream at you. Then, I'll kill him."
EDIT: Had to filter through the extracted sound files to find the exact quote
THIS is why I love PC gaming over console I can DO stuff like this.
"Crushing's too good for him. First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year 2: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then... ten years in the chamber I built where ALL the robots scream at you. Then, I'll kill him."
EDIT: Had to filter through the extracted sound files to find the exact quote
THIS is why I love PC gaming over console I can DO stuff like this.The "fact" sphere
1 in 6 children in their lifetime will be abducted by the dutch
Goddamn that made me lol
Also
"oh. its you. its been a long time. how have you been? ive been really busy being dead"
"My life use to be simple i just tested and noone killed me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds...."
"dont worry they dont feel pain. they're simulated to. so i guess to them they do feel pain" (on watching the turrets fall into the crusher
"Well, looks like this is the part where he kills us"
This is the part where i kill you
CHAPTER 9: The Part Where he Kills you
Achievement unlocked: The Part where he kills you
Description: Yes, it's that part"
"let go of me! wait change of plan hold on to me..."
"At the sound of the buzzer, look up.
*looks up*
Good, at the sound of the buzzer look down
*looks down*
Good, that concludes the gymnastics part"
"You might have a very slight case of serious brain damage"
SO
[HEADING=3]MANY[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]GOOD[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]QUOTES[/HEADING]
1 in 6 children in their lifetime will be abducted by the dutch
Goddamn that made me lol
Also
"oh. its you. its been a long time. how have you been? ive been really busy being dead"
"My life use to be simple i just tested and noone killed me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds...."
"dont worry they dont feel pain. they're simulated to. so i guess to them they do feel pain" (on watching the turrets fall into the crusher
"Well, looks like this is the part where he kills us"
This is the part where i kill you
CHAPTER 9: The Part Where he Kills you
Achievement unlocked: The Part where he kills you
Description: Yes, it's that part"
"let go of me! wait change of plan hold on to me..."
"At the sound of the buzzer, look up.
*looks up*
Good, at the sound of the buzzer look down
*looks down*
Good, that concludes the gymnastics part"
"You might have a very slight case of serious brain damage"
SO
[HEADING=3]MANY[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]GOOD[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]QUOTES[/HEADING]
look at you flying through the air like a majestic eagle...piloting a blimp
That cracked me up pretty good!
Obvious one is also "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Was watching Wall-e earlier today and first thing that popped in my mind and out of my mouth, was when the robots get shot out of the spaceship, I shouted out loud, much too the surprise of my parents and younger brother: "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
Many lulz were had by me.
That cracked me up pretty good!
Obvious one is also "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Was watching Wall-e earlier today and first thing that popped in my mind and out of my mouth, was when the robots get shot out of the spaceship, I shouted out loud, much too the surprise of my parents and younger brother: "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
Many lulz were had by me.
"Whats wrong with being an orphan?"
"Uhm, lack of parents?"
Love all the quotes in the game, really...
But wheatly really gives Glados a run for her money in the funny department.
MASHY SPIKE PLATES!
That part really hab me jump in my seat.
Spaaaaaaaace!
"Uhm, lack of parents?"
Love all the quotes in the game, really...
But wheatly really gives Glados a run for her money in the funny department.
MASHY SPIKE PLATES!
That part really hab me jump in my seat.
Spaaaaaaaace!
Look Dad, I'm in space!
I'm so proud of you, son.
Are you space, Dad?
Yes, son. We're a family again.
Happy endings for the Space Sphere
I'm so proud of you, son.
Are you space, Dad?
Yes, son. We're a family again.
Happy endings for the Space Sphere