Favorite quote from anything.
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"If it were somehow to suit our purposes, would you throw sulfuric acid in the face of a child?"
"Yes"
"If it were somehow to suit our purposes, would you deliberately contract venereal diseases and disseminate them to Party members?"
"Yes"
- 1984
"Oh, I was cured all right!"
- A Clockwork Orange - this one needs context to make sense, and it's totally awesome when it comes up.
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"
- Epicurus
"Yes"
"If it were somehow to suit our purposes, would you deliberately contract venereal diseases and disseminate them to Party members?"
"Yes"
- 1984
"Oh, I was cured all right!"
- A Clockwork Orange - this one needs context to make sense, and it's totally awesome when it comes up.
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"
- Epicurus
"it just goes to show; don't stick your dick in pudding. After all it could be a perfectly good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but nobody is going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it!"
-Yahtzee - Prince of Persia review
-Yahtzee - Prince of Persia review
One of my new ones is from an episode of the Venture Brothers:
"Orpheus, we're three guys, chasing after the same villain. That, is gay. And that is coming from a guy, who voluntarily, has sex, with other men."
But my favorite comes from anonymous philosopher in the time before shields could be strapped to one's arm:
"The waters of war are clear and pure when left alone. Yet these waters are eternally tainted by the desperation of the losing, and the savagery of the winning."
"Orpheus, we're three guys, chasing after the same villain. That, is gay. And that is coming from a guy, who voluntarily, has sex, with other men."
But my favorite comes from anonymous philosopher in the time before shields could be strapped to one's arm:
"The waters of war are clear and pure when left alone. Yet these waters are eternally tainted by the desperation of the losing, and the savagery of the winning."
I have one that I believe I have come up with, I've never heard it from a movie or a book or anyone around me.
"There's a reason they call it Supply And Demand. You're demanding, I'm supplying. So you supply me with my demands if want yours met too."
And than there's one from Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold on Entourage
"Lets hug it out *****!"
"There's a reason they call it Supply And Demand. You're demanding, I'm supplying. So you supply me with my demands if want yours met too."
And than there's one from Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold on Entourage
"Lets hug it out *****!"
"Hey, gunshots! Where there's a gun, there's fun! (discovers dying man) Or not..."
From Freeman's Mind episode 5
From Freeman's Mind episode 5
"Because there is good, and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of armageddon, I will not compromise in this."
If you don't know where that's from...
If you don't know where that's from...
madworld's announcers are currently filling up my greatest quotes nominations now.
First one that comes to mind is
No means yes, and yes means anal
First one that comes to mind is
No means yes, and yes means anal
So you want Franks with beans -
Yeah.
- but you don't want Franks and beans.
Nuh-uh.
You're ridiculous.
Yeah.
- but you don't want Franks and beans.
Nuh-uh.
You're ridiculous.
I'm on a bit of a Mass Effect high right now because I'm doing another playthrough to get ready for ME2, so I'll say...
"I am the vanguard of your destruction." - Sovereign
I get chills from some of his lines in that game.
"I am the vanguard of your destruction." - Sovereign
I get chills from some of his lines in that game.
