Favorite quote from anything.

[sniper9474]

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Anyone who doesnt get this should die.

 

[scotth266]

"Use the Search Bar." [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.56260?page=1]

-Internet Kraken

I mean, c'mon: that thread's last post was two days ago.

 

[esperandote]

"is fear that gives men wings"

 

[Agent Larkin]

Hugh Laurie - I would cling to unhappiness because it was a known, familiar state. When I was happier, it was because I knew I was on my way back to misery. I've never been convinced that happiness is the object of the game. I'm wary of happiness.

Also

Do not make small plans for they shall not inspire the hearts of men. Dont know what it is from.

 

[SevenStarSonata]

"Princess Bonjela! Ace Rimmer, I'm here to rescue you, there'll be time for explainations later, and hopefully, some SEX!" - Ace Rimmer.

Okay, so I've never seen Red Dwarf, but that just had me quite literally LOL'ing. Haha, wow, almost makes me want to find that episode just to hear it out loud, but I'm already downloading me some RiffTrax... >.>

 

[Wildrow12]

"What are you going to do? Kill me with your coffee cup?"

"Tea"

"What?"

"Tea Cup. I'm going to kill you with my tea cup."

 

[TheLazyKnight]

now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

yay robot chicken!

G.I. Joe.

My favorite quote is from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. Homer shoots a zombified Flanders:
Bart: Dad, you just killed zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?
EDIT: I also like the thing the vorts say in HL2:
There is no distance between us. No false veils of time or space may intervene.

 

[Agent Larkin]

now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

yay robot chicken!

G.I. Joe.

My favorite quote is from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. Homer shoots a zombified Flanders:
Bart: Dad, you just killed zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

One I like from the same episode: Is this the end to zombie Shakespeare?

 

[bodyklok]

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival. -Edward Everett Hale

 

[The Sorrow]

Okay, please shut up.
It's from the graphic novel. The exponentially SUPERIOR graphic novel.
Fuck your non-Alan-Moore-involved movie and fuck you for not having read it.

e___e I bow down to your clearly superior people skills. Way to calmly and civilly express your opinions! Whoo, go you!

And for the record, I have read the graphic novel. However, I am not a particular fan of Alan Moore's style, and furthermore found the movie to be much more easily relatable to me as an American, given that the original graphic novel was a commentary on Margaret Thatcher's 1980's London/England, whereas the movie was much more obviously a commentary on Big-Brother style present governments. It's much easier and more pleasant for an audience to relate to a fighting-for-justice vigilante and the young woman who happened to get caught up in his fight than to relate to a violent anarchist and a young prostitute.

And by the way, your comment on the movie not involving Alan Moore...in case you haven't noticed, every time a movie has been made of one of his works, he's given the go-ahead and then, later on in production, suddenly decided that he wants nothing to do with it and publicly shunned it. It's what he does, not a commentary on the quality of the movie itself.

Relatable main characters don't instantly make the movie better.
Can you relate to the physical manifestation of Dream better than you can some random everyman hero?
Does that make Sandman any less wonderful?
Can you relate to a psychotic man convinced that his mask is his face, throws civilians down elevator shafts, and is an all-around brutal sociopath?
Is Watchmen not one of the greatest examples of the genre ever produced?

One of the MAIN POINTS of V for Vendetta is that he was fighting for anarchy. Not truth, not justice. Anarchy.
Another point is that you're never certain that V is the good guy. The government, while admittedly fascist, is NEVER SHOWN TO BE OUTRIGHT EVIL. Just totalitarian.
The movie stripped that gray factor away into a stereotypical good vs. evil story. They dumbed-down the story to increase appeal.

And I don't care for that.

And if you read the novel, why did you claim I quoted the movie incorrectly?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"Early to bed early to catch the worm... or is it the bagle......"

I fell for hours!

 

[scottalott]

"You won't do it. You're too big of a pussy. You're Pussy McPusskerson, you're Benito Pussolini and you operate on a campaign of fascism and monthly bleeding."

From Dan O'Brien's Bartender

http://obrienfiction.blogspot.com/2007/04/prologue.html

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

"See this, this is my BOOMSTICK!"

yay!!!! *claps lots and giggles*

mine...
"alright fine, you wanna hear a joke? knock knock"
"whose there?"
"go fuck yourself"
((uber points if you know who said it or what it's from))

also..
"...this is the only pussy yuor gunna get. your days of fingerbanging little miss Mary Jane Rottoncrotch through her purty pink panties are over!" as well as "if God wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now!" ((Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket))

and...

"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is Fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear, is fear of the unknown." - H.P. Lovecraft

 

[Tossth Esalad]

"The only good is knowledge, and the only evil is ignorance" - Herodotus

 

[Alias_Raz0r]

Or Marla Singer from Fight Club the movie, "I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool".

In the original book she said "Fuck me again, I want your abortion"
Both are great quotes ^_^

 

[Instant K4rma]

"It dont matter where you come from; what matters is where your goin." - John Dillenger (Public Enemies)

 

[Simski Burkez]

"You think this is the real Quaid... IT IS!"