Favorite quote from anything.

[RedRoseKay]

for me there are a few....
simpsons: barts aussie trial ep. "Liiiiiiiiiiiiisa..." "Maaaaaaaaaaaarge..." funny ep =P

Monty python "We are the knights who say NI" "we want, a shubery" classic

Spoiler

tom and jerry "insert qutoe here" i no they dont speak but it is a classic program

last but noy least: two and a half men "eww, get a room"[alan] "dont like it, then dont watch"[charlie]

 

[Del-Toro]

One person told me "There are a thousand ways I could kill you right now, and at least 900 of them hurt." My guess is he stole it from something, but I don't know what.

It might have been Spike TV's "A Thousand Ways To Die", most of those do hurt, or at least suck in a signifigant way.

 

[TheBXRabbit]

COD4:

"Teamwork is important. It gives the enemy other people to shoot at."

"Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo."

"If at first you don't succeed, call an airstrike."

"Friendly Fire - isn't."

"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very, accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."

"Incoming fire has the right of way."

"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"You can make a throne of bayonets, but you cant sit on it for long."

"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."

"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."

"If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you."




All these are from Portal:

"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"

"At the Enrichment Center, if at first you don't succeed, you fail."

"In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

"Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive."

"Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to get her tested."

"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room?"

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

 

[molester jester]

"I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, kicked a dog to death, and I'm about to pepper spray an acquaintance... I mean, what's happened to me?"

cookie goes to the person that knows where i got this from

 

[sneakypenguin]

Sometimes the law defends plunder and participates in it. Thus the beneficiaries are spared the shame and danger that their acts would otherwise involve... But how is this legal plunder to be identified? Quite simply. See if the law takes from some persons what belongs to them and gives it to the other persons to whom it doesn't belong. See if the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime. Then abolish that law without delay ... No legal plunder; this is the principle of justice, peace, order, stability, harmony and logic

 

[Sigmastrain]

My favorites:

"Remember the dead, but fight for the living!" - Hellgate london

"money can't buy happiness, but you'd be surprised how easy it is to rent sometimes" - i forget who said this.

"if pain is weakness leaving the body, i must be one strong SOB after that..." - me

 

[SebZero]

"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon."
-Sho Minamimoto, TWEWY

 

[gold_]

"rehab is for quitters"

 

[aezonrath]

Someone once posted this and I thought it was hilarious

"The world is full of closeted f@ckwads and most of them have internet connection"

 

[TheDoctorsCompanion.]

"I Don't have to listen to you. YOURE A DOG!!! YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!!" -Chris Griffin of Family Guy
Ha, no really. My favorite quote of all time is from Fight Club:
"Marla's philosophy of life, she told me, is that she could die at any moment. The tragedy of her life is that she doesn't."

 

[rabidmidget]

monty python and the holy grail- tis but a flesh wound

hitch hikers guide to the galaxy- (a towel) wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you)

 

[tangylaser]

hello fish how the water?
I don't know hows the air jackass.

 

[Boxpopper]

"Opinions are like ass holes: everyone has one, but it's best to not show them in public."

I've heard something like that, only instead of "but it's best not to show them in public" it says "everyone's got one, and they all stink."

 

[Mechanical Cat Fish]

"All we have to believe with is our senses, the tools we use to perceive the world: our sight, our touch, our memory. If they lie to us, then nothing can be trusted. And even if we do not believe, then still we cannot travel in any other way than the road our senses show us; and we must walk that road to the end."

Guess it, and you can has cookie.

Isn't that Descartes? The one who said "I think therefore I am" (in reference to belief in his own existance and not, as many believe, to his life's purpose).

My favourite quote is probably "There's a cat saying that applies to our situation and it goes a little something like this: 'We are all gonna die.'" ~Cat. Red Dwarf. Or possibly what the town of Cromer had written on a floor mural, in the words of a young Winston Churchill on holiday: "I'm not enjoying myself very much."
Or my own personal magnum opus "We shall burn their women and rape their houses... hold on. I think I did that wrong."

 

[Boxpopper]

"These people are harmless. The biggest crooks wear coats and ties." -My dad, while waiting in line with me at the DMV in Las Vegas

 

[Jindrak]

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

 

[Hemlet]

"The Abstract Art is attacking!"
"I've got balls of steel!"
"Geeze Mario, who do you think you are? Bruce Lee? You can't just run in there!"

 

[masher]

Merlyn from The Once and Future King - "The destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees."

Bubbles from PPG - "education is the gradual realization of our own ignorance"

 

[Pm0n3y]

"i hope she made lotsa Spaghetti!"
-Luigi, Hotel Mario

 

[LordBag]

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."