Favorite quotes ever?

[GeorgW]

I've always loved this one, and am trying to memorize it.

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

 

[Giantpanda602]

"Bow ties are cool"
-The eleventh Doctor WHo

 

[artanis_neravar]

Anything from the 10th or 11th Doctor
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
Anything Douglas Adams
"When you homework is messy it makes me so mad....my poor wife" - College Professor

 

[artanis_neravar]

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

 

[gunrunnerjr]

Warhammer all the way. Few quotes here:


"To BE A man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be ге-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."



Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized vehicle with 11 barrels of "fuck you" - Bernatus Montgomerus, 24th Philippinian Regiment



"Badass Astartes? Badass?, you try fighting all these xenos with a flashlight as your main weapon and toilet paper as your armor! Survive for 65 days and then we can call you badass! - Sgt. Foleus, 3rd Philippnian Regiment



'The reinforcements were greatly appreciated... erm, have you got any more?'

? Colonel Strickland +++



Ech, these quotes so clearly demonstrates universe of warhammer 40000...

there was much epicness in this post.....

 

[Easton Dark]

"Quantity is a quality all its own" - Stalin

Also I have a new one;


It scares me something fierce.

 

[a Soviet Pie]

Red Vs. Blue quote:
Grif:Simmons, you've gone blind with imaginary power!
Simmons: Oh, but I think you'll find I've gone blind with very real power!

Simpson's Movie:
Soldier: Sir, I think you've gone mad with power!
Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring, no one listens to you!

And finally, the truly inspirational quote from Doctor Who:
"The way I see it, every life is a pile of both good and bad things. The good things do not always soften the bad things and make them less painful, but vice-versa, the bad things do not always spoil the good things and make them unimportant."

Oh, and Commander Shepard:
"Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!"

 

[a Soviet Pie]

Oh, and almost forgot.

ME2:
Moridn:"Killed enemies in many ways, with guns, knives, drugs, once with farming equipment!"

 

[THE M3RCENARY]

"If they hadn't done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive."

- Mr. Blonde

 

[Mr. Froggy]

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon." Jimi Hendrix

"Everything is amazing and nobody is happy." IDK

"An honest man is one who knows he cannot consume more that he has produced." Ayn Rand

 

[Tucker154]

Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest son of a ***** in space. ( Cookies for reference )

Im probably wrong,but is that from one of the Halo book?

OT: "I hate a man that lies,but I respect a man that lies well." Winston Churchill

 

[Mr.Swiggly]

"Son of a B**** must pay" Jack Burton Big trouble in little china

"It's all in the reflexes" again Jack Burton Big trouble in little china

I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT!" Light Yagami

 

[Valkyrie101]

'Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a huge appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.'

- Ronald Reagan

 

[Dectomax]

Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest son of a ***** in space. ( Cookies for reference )

Im probably wrong,but is that from one of the Halo book?

OT: "I hate a man that lies,but I respect a man that lies well." Winston Churchill

No, sir, it is not. No cookies for you!

 

[nukethetuna]

"It took hundreds to kill me, but I killed humans by the thousands! I am sublime! I am the true face of evil!"

"Sir are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

 

[SovietSecrets]

"I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot" - Tyler the Creator
"Seek and ye shall find", they say, but they don't say what you'll find" - Cheshire Cat

 

[IndianaJonny]

OT: "that's what she said"

So, time to get a little Wayne's World out here.

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick. "

"If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln"

"'Thursday ? purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is."

Spoiler: That's what she said

Spoiler: And my personal favorite

 

[Dectomax]

Also, as any British citizen should know:
Never was so much owed, by so many, to so few.

 

[berettastorm88]

easily some of my favorite,

Game:

Mass effect:
Tali: How can you fight your own people?
Wrex: Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.

Wrex: What?s with the helmets Tali? Are all Quarians shy, or do you not believe in letting outsiders see your faces?
Tali: No. Living in the clean environment of the flotilla has weakened our immune systems. The environmental suits protect against diseases.
Wrex: Naturally. Anything that isn?t constantly challenged grows weak.

Bioshock:
Andrew Ryan:"We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us."
Andrew Ryan:"Would you kindly?"
Half-Life:
G-man:"Prepare for unforseen consequences."
G-man:"Wake up, wake up and smell the ashes..."

Fall-out:
"War. War never changes."

Random:
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

my own:
"There are plenty of things to take a life, but not many to save one."

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I got too may of think of right now. I'll have to come back to you on that...