Favorite quotes ever?
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Gunnery Chief: [as the character enters the Citadel] This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferris slug, feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an everest class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3% of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means- Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-***** in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's first law?
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a ship. Or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your targets. That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it". This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!
if you call yourself a god, then what shall we call galactus?
you are not unlike an ant fighting the sun.
-Galactus MvC3
If you want peace, prepare for war
-Roman Legion quote
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am than have you love me for something I am not.
-Ivan Moody
you are not unlike an ant fighting the sun.
-Galactus MvC3
If you want peace, prepare for war
-Roman Legion quote
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am than have you love me for something I am not.
-Ivan Moody
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Anyone with good movie tastes knows who said this.
Anyone with good movie tastes knows who said this.
"Even the gods are bound by laws, Kaelyn"
"Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-***** in space"
I'm not sure if this is my all-time FAVORITE quote, but how sad I am about it is definitely worth a mention.
Tales of the Abyss, Guy Cecil.
Every time I play-through the game and I get to this part, I re-record it on my Pikachu.
Why? Who knows. Some part of my brain thinks it might keep it fresher that way.
I never pretended to make much sense.
Anyhoo, here it is with proof:
Guy: "There aren't any female officers on this ship.. I donno if I should be relieved or sad.."
SO MUCH CONTEXT NEEDED. Play the game.
Tales of the Abyss, Guy Cecil.
Every time I play-through the game and I get to this part, I re-record it on my Pikachu.
Why? Who knows. Some part of my brain thinks it might keep it fresher that way.
I never pretended to make much sense.
Anyhoo, here it is with proof:
Guy: "There aren't any female officers on this ship.. I donno if I should be relieved or sad.."
SO MUCH CONTEXT NEEDED. Play the game.
Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, 'What happens if I do this?
Have you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring, no one listens to you!
Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses.
"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got"
Dragon age 2
Simple. Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Sometimes it's better to light a flame-thrower than curse the darkness.
You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. So what have you lost?"
Life of Brian
"Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock"
"Politics is the art of delaying a decision until it is no longer relevant."
"He who smiles when something is wrong has found someone to blame it on"
Robert Bloch
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
Mae West
"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
George Carlin
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
Mark Twain
"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."
Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy... When there is money in it."
Mark Twain
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
Mark Twain
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
Mark Twain
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
Mark Twain
Have you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring, no one listens to you!
Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses.
"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got"
Dragon age 2
Simple. Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Sometimes it's better to light a flame-thrower than curse the darkness.
You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. So what have you lost?"
Life of Brian
"Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock"
"Politics is the art of delaying a decision until it is no longer relevant."
"He who smiles when something is wrong has found someone to blame it on"
Robert Bloch
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
Mae West
"Electricity is really just organized lightning."
George Carlin
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
Mark Twain
"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."
Mark Twain
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy... When there is money in it."
Mark Twain
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
Mark Twain
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
Mark Twain
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
Mark Twain
"This is a test. Take notes. This will count as 3/4 of your final grade. Hints: remember, in chess, kings cancel each other out and cannot occupy adjacent squares, are therefore all-powerful and totally powerless, cannot affect each other, produce stalemate. Hinduism is a polytheistic religion; the sect of Atman worships the divine spark of life within Man; in effect saying, "Thou art God." Provisos of equal time are not served by one viewpoint having media access to two hundred million people in prime time while opposing viewpoints are provided with a soapbox on the corner. Not everyone tells the truth. Operational note: these sections may be taken out of numerical sequence: rearrange to suit yourself for optimum clarity. Turn over your test papers and begin." Harlan Ellison, first words of the Deathbird
"I contend that we are both atheists; I just believe in one less god than you. When you understand why you are so quick to dismiss the other gods, you will understand why I am so quick to dismiss yours." Stephen F Roberts. An excellent summary of my views on religion.
"Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man in the sky! And this invisible man has a list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you ever do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time...But He loves you! He loves you, and he needs money!"
"New Hampshire has the most dramatic license plate, which states 'Live Free or DIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" Or anything by George Carlin, really.
"I contend that we are both atheists; I just believe in one less god than you. When you understand why you are so quick to dismiss the other gods, you will understand why I am so quick to dismiss yours." Stephen F Roberts. An excellent summary of my views on religion.
"Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man in the sky! And this invisible man has a list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you ever do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time...But He loves you! He loves you, and he needs money!"
"New Hampshire has the most dramatic license plate, which states 'Live Free or DIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" Or anything by George Carlin, really.
"passion has little to do with euphoria and everything to do with patience. it is not about feeling good. it is about endurance. like patience, passion comes from the same latin root: pati. it does not mean to flow with exuberance. it means to suffer." - mark z. danielewski
"the criminal and the soldier at least have the virtue of being against something or for something in a world where many people have learned to accept a kind of grey nothingness, to strike an unreal series of poses in order to be considered normal...it's difficult to say who is engaged in the greater conspiracy - the criminal, the soldier, or us." - stanley kubrick
"we are the centuries. we are the chin-choppers and the golly-woppers, and soon we shall discuss the amputation of your head." - walter m. miller
"the criminal and the soldier at least have the virtue of being against something or for something in a world where many people have learned to accept a kind of grey nothingness, to strike an unreal series of poses in order to be considered normal...it's difficult to say who is engaged in the greater conspiracy - the criminal, the soldier, or us." - stanley kubrick
"we are the centuries. we are the chin-choppers and the golly-woppers, and soon we shall discuss the amputation of your head." - walter m. miller
Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom. Boom boom, boom boom, boom boom boom
Baldric, Blackadder goes forth
Baldric, Blackadder goes forth
Stephen King:
"The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them -- words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they're brought out. But it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That's the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for want of a tellar but for want of an understanding ear."
The Man in Black: Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as equals? There is an offer you will get rarely, Roland. Only equals speak the truth, that's my thought on't. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard. How tiresome!"
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"The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them -- words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they're brought out. But it's more than that, isn't it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you've said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That's the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for want of a tellar but for want of an understanding ear."
The Man in Black: Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as equals? There is an offer you will get rarely, Roland. Only equals speak the truth, that's my thought on't. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of regard. How tiresome!"
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