Favorite Quotes

[Left4Meds]

Oh god I've been waiting to crack these out.

"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"Isn't it interesting... religious behavior is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart."

"When you think about it, the more I mock you, the more it proves my respect for
you. "

"Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both."

- Dr.House.

 

[Archaon6044]

from Blackadder goes forth:
"Hey any bird who wants to pin herself to MY railings and suffer-a-JET movement gets my vote! WOOF!"
God Bless the Lord Flashheart *salutes*

 

[Jedoro]

"A hero need not speak, for when he is gone, the world will speak for him."

It was from a Halo 3 ad, and I used that in my yearbook. Didn't mention where it was from, though.

 

[Naheal]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!"

-There Will Be Brawl

 

[Ultress]

A true friend stabs you in the front-Oscar Wilde

 

[benbenthegamerman]

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only when it has been sharpened to a point, dipped in poison, and thrown from ten feet.

I think that's from Jon Stewart, but I'm not sure.

it is, but he didnt say it on the show, he said it in America: the book.

 

[Gebi10000]

GAARA OF THE FUNK!

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Make War Not Love

and i saw this on a fortune cookie "You will lead a great life, but no one gives a shit about you"

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum.

 

[lostclause]

"All quotes can be attributed ti George Bernard Shaw."

 

[Armored Prayer]

"Compare your lives to mine, and then go kill yourselves!" - Bender

 

[CrysisMcGee]

I came up with this one myself.

I failed to do what I want, in order to do what I need.

 

[A Weary Exile]

United We Stand, Divided We Conquer!

Napoleon I'm guessing? Isn't that what screwed him over?

OP: "A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others." Too serious for this post? Maybe.

 

[El Poncho]

A pessimist complains about the wind, an optimist says it will get better , a realist adjusts his sails.

by ???

 

[Table Chair]

from Blackadder goes forth:
"Hey any bird who wants to pin herself to MY railings and suffer-a-JET movement gets my vote! WOOF!"
God Bless the Lord Flashheart *salutes*

HEY GIRLS!! Look at my machiney!!

I love Blackadder; I also love the quote at the end of Blackadder Goes Forth.

"Is it a cunning plan, Is it as cunning as a fox who's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford univerity? I'm afaird it'll have to wait, I'm sure it was better than my plan of getting out of the war by pretending to be mad. Who would have noticed another mad-man around here. Good luck everyone"

 

[RanD00M]

give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for life

Terry Pratchett,am i right?

Mine would be "A good man talks about making the world a better place.A great man says nothing and gets off his ass to do something actually helpful."
-Me(And if i have stolen this please point out from where)

 

[Instant K4rma]

"If someone things that peace and love is a cliche that was left behind in the Sixties, thats his problem. Peace and love are eternal." - John Lennon

 

[Kryten1029a]

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

P.J. O'Rourke