Favorite thing you have ever been called by a troll.

[theimpsarecoming]

While playing REACH a couple weeks ago, i was suddenly struck by a moment of ADD. In that moment I apparently took up space in an entrance way for several seconds, which blocked the escape route of a close to death teammate. This caused him to be shot down, and as result he spent the rest of the game referring to me as a fat ass in a pissed off voice. I find this kinda funny, and as stayed with me as my favourite name anyone has ever called me while on LIVE. So this got me wondering, has anyone else on the escapist been called something they actually find amusing by some random person while playing online?

 

[jacobgr43]

i've been called a baby eating atheist prick that would be the only time i've been trolled and its the last time i share my views on religion with the internet >.>

 

[Internet Kraken]

The person doesn't sound like a troll. They just sound like an idiot.

Do people actually know what a troll is?

 

[Serge A. Storms]

I don't remember anything that sticks out so much when it comes to people calling me something, but I do remember someone asking "why are you so mean?" They had not been online very long.

 

[kebab4you]

i've been called a baby eating atheist prick that would be the only time i've been trolled and its the last time i share my views on religion with the internet >.>

So I heard you liked to eat children.

OT: Uhh, I don't know people rarely say anything creative to me so I never pick up on it.

 

[CharrHearted]

Furfag. Well because I am a furry and I am homosexual. ^_^

 

[TheWolfsHowl]

i always thought furfag was a reference to a team jacob fan from twilight ? saying that, all twilight fans have something wrong with them

 

[Palademon]

Trolls constantly come onto the chat I use on an anime website, saying we have no lives for spending all our time there, or for liking anime, and should be out getting a life.

 

[jacobgr43]

i've been called a baby eating atheist prick that would be the only time i've been trolled and its the last time i share my views on religion with the internet >.>

So I heard you liked eat childes.

OT: Uhh, I don't know people rarely say anything creative to me so I never pick up on it.

well theose little kids probebly taste nice roasted

 

[faspxina]

A random kid called me a "pedo" on an online game xD... wait a minute, that's not funny at all!

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Trolls constantly come onto the chat I use on an anime website, saying we have no lives for spending all our time there, or for liking anime, and should be out getting a life.

Kind of ironic if you think about it. They accuse people of having no lives, and yet they have nothing better to do than go on random websites and harass people...
I've only been directly trolled once, and he called me a noob. Gotta appreciate the originality.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

They called me a butthead. No joke.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I got called 'unsociable' by a troll, apparently he didn't like it when I decided not to play his game.

 

[omicron1]

A troll called me a troll, I found that funny. It has happened twice.

Ask not for whom the troll trolls. It trolls for thee.

OT: Just the typical stuff. I once had a serious player ask if I was a girl, though - I guess he'd only ever encountered male players with lacking grammatical abilities before.

 

[KP Shadow]

Not anything, really. People just don't troll me. Though a friend of mine wanted to try to get a business card that says "Baby Kicker" as his business from a copy shop (They refused), and he frequents /b/. He isn't a /b/tard, since he doesn't post there much, but he does browse through the topics.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Didn't really sound like a troll, just someone a little too impatient but whatever...

OT: I usually don't get all that upset by trolls calling me things. I usually like to play along to help take the winds out of their sails. For instance me and my friends were all playing Reach on the same console and apparently we were playing with another group of four friends as well. Anyway I think one of them called me gay or something like that and I just played along with it, acting the part. Overall it was a couple really fun matches we had.

Ask not for whom the troll trolls. It trolls for thee.

Ah ha ha ha! That's good. I'll have to remember that.

 

[Chewster]

I was once told I was as dumb as a DJ with a gold-plated iPod.