Favorite thing you have ever been called by a troll.

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Asked over formspring "so i was wondering why you look down at everyone like their stupid you morbidly obese blob of unimportantness"

The funny thing is that I don't normally talk at school...

 

[StrangerMouse]

I was once told "Don't be so adopted." I think that speaks for itself.

 

[Yureina]

"You are a disappointment"

Seriously. Someone said that to me once.

But I guess I was disappointing to him, since I didn't just roll over and allow myself to get walked over like he expected with everyone else. No... he got much more than he bargained for. More than he could ever have imagined...

*evil grin*

 

[Sacman]

"You are a disappointment"

Seriously. Someone said that to me once.

My mom told me that before...<.<

OT: A troll tried to call me out for liking Nirvana by calling me a "90's fag"... worst. troll. evar...

 

[worldruler8]

A godless evolutionist, after I said I was a Roman Catholic and said that the bible ain't all true. Then the troll laughed at me and a few others for using Wkikpedia as sources (you can checks their sources for accuracy). Then, He used wikipedia.

/facepalm

 

[Ashcrexl]

once, on psn of all places, a dude called me "a fucking worthless douche who cant aim for shit and cant even get it up in bed" it was kind of original, so i remembered it.

 

[Christopher Roberts]

I have been called many, many things. Here is a short list:

Cum-guzzling gutter whore (it tells me gutter whore is two words, but I feel it is worthy enough to be one).
Thundercunt.
****** (he continued to call me it even after I told him I was very, very white.. guess that's a troll for you).
Cock gobbler.
A dirty scrotum licker (I don't lick any scrotum, even clean ones).

There have probably been more, but those are the most recent.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

I was once refered to me as a, and I quote, "rancid undulating cockslap". Now, that doesn't make any sense, but it is rather poetic in a vague sort of way.

 

[Romblen]

I've been called a Repukelican, a contard, a RepubliKKKan, conserviTARD, and about any other insult you can fix into conservative or Republican.

I think I might spend too much time on Yahoo Answers.