Favorite Venture Bros. Quote
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From season 4 episode 1
21 to Hank- "Sorry about the bad news, Highlander. Looks like you'll never see the quickening."
Doctor (can't remember his name) What's to keep me from killing you while you're under?"
Brock pulls a grenade from his pocket, pulls out the pin and shoves it into H.E.L.P.E.R.'s mouth "Him."
OSI Doctor- "Okay Sergeant Hatred, time to make all those naked little boys in your head go bye-bye."
21 to Hank- "Sorry about the bad news, Highlander. Looks like you'll never see the quickening."
Doctor (can't remember his name) What's to keep me from killing you while you're under?"
Brock pulls a grenade from his pocket, pulls out the pin and shoves it into H.E.L.P.E.R.'s mouth "Him."
OSI Doctor- "Okay Sergeant Hatred, time to make all those naked little boys in your head go bye-bye."
Man, no-one in England watches this brilliant show. It's nice to know others love it.
Hank "QUIT WAILING ON MY JUNK!"
Mr Henry Killinger "You must face your demons! Fear, Self-loathing, Stinkin' thinkin', unt Dilly-Dallying!'
Pirate 1: "Where have you hid the keys?"
Brock: "They're up my ass"
Pirate 2: "Well, better check him"
Pirate 1: "What if he's lying?"
Pirate 2: "How is that any better?"
Whitey, to Billy, whose just been shot by a shrink ray and made normal size: "Oh my god, you look like Toby MacGuire in a bad Hulk Costume"
Dr Venture, Billy and Whitey playing a game of truth:
Dr V: "Guilty pleasures; Billy put, 'half a melon heated up in the microwave', very creative Billy!
Billy: "I misunderstood the question!"
Dr V: "You think that's creative, how about this, it reads simply; corner attachment on vaccumm cleaner"
Whitey: "Now that, just sounds dangerous"
Billy: "I misunderstood what you meant by guilty pleasures!"
So, so many great lines.
Hank "QUIT WAILING ON MY JUNK!"
Mr Henry Killinger "You must face your demons! Fear, Self-loathing, Stinkin' thinkin', unt Dilly-Dallying!'
Pirate 1: "Where have you hid the keys?"
Brock: "They're up my ass"
Pirate 2: "Well, better check him"
Pirate 1: "What if he's lying?"
Pirate 2: "How is that any better?"
Whitey, to Billy, whose just been shot by a shrink ray and made normal size: "Oh my god, you look like Toby MacGuire in a bad Hulk Costume"
Dr Venture, Billy and Whitey playing a game of truth:
Dr V: "Guilty pleasures; Billy put, 'half a melon heated up in the microwave', very creative Billy!
Billy: "I misunderstood the question!"
Dr V: "You think that's creative, how about this, it reads simply; corner attachment on vaccumm cleaner"
Whitey: "Now that, just sounds dangerous"
Billy: "I misunderstood what you meant by guilty pleasures!"
So, so many great lines.
Hank: "And they kill clean, don't let dames get in the way."
Brock: "Seriously Hank, where you do come up with this stuff? I never see you read."
Dean: "Its weird huh?"
Brock: "Its like he channels dead crazy people."
Hank gets a stain in the bathroom:
"Aww come on, how does that happen? I shook it so hard I almost hit that pink puck."
Brock: "Seriously Hank, where you do come up with this stuff? I never see you read."
Dean: "Its weird huh?"
Brock: "Its like he channels dead crazy people."
Hank gets a stain in the bathroom:
"Aww come on, how does that happen? I shook it so hard I almost hit that pink puck."
"Did that break skin? Crap! Guys, 86 on the non-lethal, we're going all-out nerf on this one!" Sergeant Hatred
"God bless that long-haired, buttercream-frosted murder cake!"
OR
"Let me tell you about a little henchman named Speedy..."
OR
"Let me tell you about a little henchman named Speedy..."
Dean: What are you doing!
The Monarch: Giving your robot clamydia.
Dean: When my Dad finds out about this you're going to be in big trouble, BIG TROUBLE!
The Monarch: Uhhh... Yes! Good, tell your father. That is the final step in your training.
Dean: What?
The Monarch: Nark on my and your training will be complete. You will have become completely evil. Join me Dean. Tell your dad on me.
Dean: No, I won't be like you. Never ever. Never ever!
The Monarch: Yes Dean, complete your final task and tattle on me. Then and only then will you be a super-villain.
Dean: You can't make me! I'll never tell my dad. I will never be evil like you.
The Monarch: No! You have bested me this time Master Venture, but next time I'll be ready.... O.K. bye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqAqe6CcxGs&feature=channel
The Monarch: Giving your robot clamydia.
Dean: When my Dad finds out about this you're going to be in big trouble, BIG TROUBLE!
The Monarch: Uhhh... Yes! Good, tell your father. That is the final step in your training.
Dean: What?
The Monarch: Nark on my and your training will be complete. You will have become completely evil. Join me Dean. Tell your dad on me.
Dean: No, I won't be like you. Never ever. Never ever!
The Monarch: Yes Dean, complete your final task and tattle on me. Then and only then will you be a super-villain.
Dean: You can't make me! I'll never tell my dad. I will never be evil like you.
The Monarch: No! You have bested me this time Master Venture, but next time I'll be ready.... O.K. bye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqAqe6CcxGs&feature=channel
