Orpheus: Dooooo not be too hasty in enteriiiiing that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!
And
Brock: Don't you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why haven't you tried the World Domination thing, you afraid of the big leagues?
Monarch: Please. How stupid do I look to you? World Domination - I'll leave that to the religious nuts or the Republicans, thank you.
And
Cocktease: NYET! You know I can only go to second base!
Samson: Still?! Urrrgh! I thought the cold war was OVER!!!!
And
21: You still don't get it. 24 and I have been on, like, a thousand missions. We've been shot at, dipped in acid...
24: Brock Samson hit me with a car. Drove right into my kidney. Here I am!
21: Yeah, we can walk across this floor and nothing would hit us. But then like this huge log would swing down and take your head off.
24: Hey, here; what's your name?
Henchman 1: Henchman number 1.
24: See, you are nameless.
Henchman 1: I'm Scott Hall, my name is Scott Hall. Okay?
24: No, won't help.
21: Yeah, now it's just pathos. So you're dying in my lap and I'm all "Scott! Scott don't you quit on us! Don't you dare!!"
24: You just made your unavoidable death more pathetic.
21: Fuck it. Nothing's gonna happen to me.
(21 and 24 walk across the floor and nothing happens. Henchman 1 shrugs and walks across the floor - alarms go off)
Henchman 1: Oh you have got to be sh**ting me.
Anything with 21 and 24 is massively humorous, since they parody the two guys who write the show (Doc Hammer and Jason Q Publick).