Favorite Video Game Character Quotes

[Trilaanus]

I was just wondering who had a favorite quote from a video game as I usually find good dialog is something that helps me choose a game to play. So let's hear it! Tell us the quote and what game it comes from and maybe a little about the game itself as well. Here are a couple of mine:


"Ahh, the Rodent Tracker 8000, just like on TV." (mimicing an infomercial announcer's voice) "Because household pests never build up an immunity to bullets!"

and

"This is a book called Men Are Imbeciles, Women Are Erratic. My Mom sent this to me to "help" me with my love life. I've read the first chapter and I think the author is a hermaphrodite."

Both quotes are internally monologued by main character Tex Murphy in Under A Killing Moon and The Pandora Directive(respectively), 2 games from a 90s adventure series about a private investigator living in post WWIII mutant-populated San Francisco.

 

[Dango]

"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING

 

[Miumaru]

Duke Nukem. Take your pick. Suck it Down is my most quoted though. Mostly when I waste cheaters.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

"Remember when I pretended I was going to kill you and you were all like 'No way'? That was fun..."

 

[Dr. Feelgood]

"You call that a hit sleazebag? Looking at your clothes hurt more than that."

A personal favorite from Brutal Legend.

 

[SantoUno]

Behold the awesomeness of Liam Neeson.

"War... war never changes."

Sorry, that was Ron "Fuckmothering" Perlman

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Eh, that entire prologue is just epic.

 

[Gigaguy64]

SRT OG Saga:EF is a GOLD MINE of quotes.

*While the party is arguing amongst each other, the monster that was going to attack them...politely waits, then then gives a polite cough*

Haken:Oh, well arnt you polite Mr.Monster?
My name is Haken Browning.
Allow me to run the welcome wagon all over your ass!

 

[dlawnro]

Behold the awesomeness of Liam Neeson.

"War... war never changes."

Sorry, that was Ron "Fuckmothering" Perlman

 

[arsenicCatnip]

"It's not what you believed in, but how much faith you had that decides the future."
"I'm a shadow, one that no light will shine on. As long as you follow me, you'll never see the day."
"You were the lightning in the rain. You can still shine through the darkness."

Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2 for the first, and 4 for the others.

 

[TheComedown]

Most of the Duke Nukem and TF2 sound bites i find to be pretty awesome.

 

[TheSentinel]

"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING

I want to say something from the Zorg series, but I'm probably wrong.

 

[Dango]

"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING

I want to say something from the Zorg series, but I'm probably wrong.

Nope, if you have Steam, it's a quote from one of the more recent demos that I've mentioned in other threads.

 

[Michael Dagastino]

A lot of Travis Touchdown's lines are bluntly good. "When you see your brother in hell, tell him: He's still a douche!!"

There's also one bit from the announcer of Monday Night Combat: "Remember, don't record, redistribute or sell copies of episodes without MNC's consent. For the consequence, look no further than the strange disappearance of the Johnson family, from Ohio"

ultimately Travis wins.

 

[JWW]

"Soap! SOAP!"

I just love his accent then.

 

[phantom5582]

This line, but with him wearing a pink dress. :-D

 

[Sacman]

My vision is augmented... [http://myvisionisaugmented.ytmnd.com/]
and
Get out of here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.!!!

 

[Hoplon]

Anything from the mouth of Manny Calavera, Grim fandango was very funny.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

"Send me out with a bang!"

-Sgt Avery Johnson (RIP), Halo 3

 

[octafish]

Barbaric. As Tolstoy wrote, "War what is it good for?".

What, you thought it wouldn't be a JA2 quote?

 

[Sniper Team 4]

"Say yer prayers, not that it'll do ya any good!"
"I'm gonna kick your yer ass so hard, you'll kiss the moons!"
"If history is to be changed, let it. If the world is to be destroyed, I can do nothing. If I am to die, I can only laugh."

I'm sure people know where those lines are from, right? Does it help if I say they are sister and brother?