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oplinger

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"The lord forgave him?" "Yes!" "A cold blooded murderer?" "Yes!" *BLAM* "Well hell, that's good to know"

Probably my favorite line from any video game.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Dango said:
TheSentinel said:
Dango said:
"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING
I want to say something from the Zorg series, but I'm probably wrong.
Nope, if you have Steam, it's a quote from one of the more recent demos that I've mentioned in other threads.
..Damnit, I was going to say The United States. Video game version, that is..

Of course..

..

[sub]Can I guess Worms Reloaded?[/sub]

OT: Anything and everything Sergeant Johnson has uttered in any Halo game.
 

Spectrum_Prez

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The one that sticks: "If the clothes make the man, then here are the means to re-MAKE yourself."

Otherwise-below-average voice actor from a game with otherwise-below-average voice acting.
 

Miles Tormani

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"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
"It is not by my hand that I am again made flesh. I was brought back by humans who wished to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk. Have at you!"
-Richter Belmont and Count Dracula bantering prior to their battle at the end of Rondo of Blood (quote itself is from Symphony of the Night's recap of the same event)

"Nice catch... with your face."
"Bullet, meet head. Head, meet bullet."
"BAM! Said the lady."
-Gunnery Sergeant Buck declaring his awesome headshots, Halo ODST

"Got a selection of good things for sale, stranger!"
-Merchant, Resident Evil 4

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
-If you don't know this, you need to spend more time on the internet.
 

TrogzTheTroll

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Eternal Sonata... An entire cutscene passes where the main girl and guy basicly exchange feelings and she tells him that she'll throw her most precious stone off the cliff to take her place if she ever had to jump.. or whatever. Right after tossing the rock, the main guy simply states..
"What did you throw?"
 

Dango

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ShadowsofHope said:
Dango said:
TheSentinel said:
Dango said:
"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING
I want to say something from the Zorg series, but I'm probably wrong.
Nope, if you have Steam, it's a quote from one of the more recent demos that I've mentioned in other threads.
..Damnit, I was going to say The United States. Video game version, that is..

Of course..

..

[sub]Can I guess Worms Reloaded?[/sub]

OT: Anything and everything Sergeant Johnson has uttered in any Halo game.
Wrong. If you want, look at some of my other posts, I've mentioned the game quite a bit recently...

EDIT: Never mind, someone else got it. It's from Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale.
 

Spawny0908

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Michael Dagastino said:
A lot of Travis Touchdown's lines are bluntly good. "When you see your brother in hell, tell him: He's still a douche!!"

There's also one bit from the announcer of Monday Night Combat: "Remember, don't record, redistribute or sell copies of episodes without MNC's consent. For the consequence, look no further than the strange disappearance of the Johnson family, from Ohio"

ultimately Travis wins.

Yeah Travis' quotes are pure epicness Favorite from NMH1: "Mr Sir Henery ************ he just jetted! What a pussy!

NMH2: "I guess people handle grief diffently. Some people fuck at funerals, I cut off heads."

Also I like most of John's quotes from Red Dead Redemption. Two off the top of my head:

(After Ross says he robbed at least 40 banks) "They told us there was a prize when you got to 50."

(To Irish, after Irish proclaimed to be familiar with guns)"You're gonna be real familiar with mine if things keep on this way."
 

Dango

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TrogzTheTroll said:
Dango said:
"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING
Recettear?
Yayness! You got it! Only the demo has come out, but it's still so quotable:

 

Ignatz_Zwakh

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"Come on NINJA KIDS. Here is a graveyard of YOU!" -Purple Hunchback Mutant

I still convulse with laughter when I think of that and most of the other lines from Ninja Kids.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Dango said:
TrogzTheTroll said:
Dango said:
"Capitalism, Ho!"

If you actually know what that is from, you win. AT EVERYTHING
Recettear?
Yayness! You got it! Only the demo has come out, but it's still so quotable:

Curses! That did not come up on Steam for m- I mean, I wasn't deliberately cheating..

..Be quiet!
 

MoNKeyYy

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Cousin, it's your cousin!!! You want to go bowling?

But in all seriousness, I have to go with some GTA San Andreas.

Kent Paul: MAN TITS!! THEY WERE MAN TITS!!!!!!
 

GrizzlerBorno

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I can't believe no one has brought out "A man chooses; A slave obeys." or "would you kindly find a big daddy and fall under it's boot! (or to that effect)"

Also, "If you love it so much, why don't you just MARRY it! Do you want to marry it, WELL I WON'T LET YOU!" and "Look, i know we both said a lot of things that you will regret. but I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster."

In other words, anything that came out of Andrew Ryan and GLadOs's mouths.
 

Veldaroth

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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

I love Baldur's Gate ^^