Favorite Video Game Character Quotes

[imnot]

"Remember when I pretended I was going to kill you and you were all like 'No way'? That was fun..."

That and
"Sir finishing this fight" I was like yeah more fighting!
*credits*
oh and every single G man monologe.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

It's a giant WORM!! THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!!!

 

[N7 Ruiz]

Im Commmander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the cititdel

 

[Corpse XxX]

TF2 scout: Hey look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!

When dominating spies

 

[Polaris19]

When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes... honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me*. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.
- GlaDOS


Lady, you couldn't even find your own ass, even with your friends' help!
- Canderous Ordo

"Nice! Your fruit-killung skills are remarkable!"
- Gaz


"Secrets are like Herpes, you got 'em, you might as well spread 'um around."
- Harkin

 

[Gir1yG4m3r]

Behold the awesomeness of Liam Neeson.

"War... war never changes."

Sorry, that was Ron "Fuckmothering" Perlman

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Eh, that entire prologue is just epic.

I agree with that quote though lol. Not to mention James has been the most loving "father" in my life. It's rather sad really.

Some other favorites of mine:

"It's called coincidence." "Hmm, funny name for a sword."
" It's the center of the evil coat rack empire." -Tomb Raider Legend


"And now its time for the weather! Today excessively violent with a chance of dismemberment! Stay tuned for our five day forecast!" - Fallout 3

"He's not mangy!" - Dragon Age

" I was only mostly-dead. Try finding that option on government paperwork."
"You, sir, are a blight!"
" Hey, everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!" - Mass Effect 2

*Edit
OMG I totally forgot about Portal! How could I?! Yeah almost everything said in that game I could post...

 

[Jeyal]

"I am Freya. Recall the name on your journey to Hel."
-Freya, Valkyrie Profile

"They say one should not speak unkindly of the dead, so I say 'nice try.'"
-Lezard Valeth, Valkyrie Profile

"What in slavish devotion to sanctimonious bloodshed brings you here?"
-Ryudo, Grandia II

"You suck."
-God, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2

"If they converted on third down, they wouldn't be in a punting situation on this fourth down."
-John Madden, Madden 94-2006ish?

 

[Dango]

"McGREGOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!" - Captain Price, Call of Duty 2

Call of Duty 2 Captain Price was the best Captain Price
"Well that's a spot of luck!"

 

[Thamux]

"We dont go to Ravenhall"...

 

[SquadronAce]

The very first Medal of Honor, a nazi teaching german: "Lauf um dein Leben, hat er eine Bazooka" translation, "Run for your life, he has a Bazooka!"

 

[mrF00bar]

"We dont go to Ravenhall"...

Ravenholm.*

 

[Xyliss]

It's me Mario! And no, its not from any Mario game.

Assassin's Creed 2...I loved him when he said that.

 

[MercurySteam]

"Fire in your hole!" - Tychus Findlay, Starcraft II.

 

[AceDefective]

Come on Coach.. Maybe... Maybe the helicopters made of chocolate

Also

"You know what they say about the man with one strong arm" (in reference to the charger)

Both Nick L4D2

Also a Dash of this for good measure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJd838oNp4
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5e6eG6bXAQ

 

[ReckzB]

"Darkness called... but I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to star-sixty-nine Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'Pick up the phone, Darkness!' but he ignored me. Darkness must've been screening his calls." - the Demon Hunter

"Hello? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don't have his number..." - the Dreadlord

"Who is this 'Darkness', anyway?" - the Death Knight

Sincerely, WarCraft III. Or something like that. Hey, all Ds!

 

[Hiddenbane]

The one that sticks: "If the clothes make the man, then here are the means to re-MAKE yourself."

Otherwise-below-average voice actor from a game with otherwise-below-average voice acting.

the tapes from the vault with the violin made my ears bleed. just terrible.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Oh yes, this one has so many good ones XD There's probably a lot more quotes from other games, but I can't think of any that haven't been said at the moment. =/

 

[repeating integers]

"The message just repeats. "Regret, Regret, Regret.""
?Cortana
"Catchy. Any idea what it means?"
?Commander Miranda Keyes
"Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
?Avery J. Johnson
"Ooh-rah!"
?Pelican Pilot and Co-Pilot
Halo 2

And on a much more emotional and serious note...

"No-one's left... Everything's gone... Kharak is burning..."
- Karan S'jet
Homeworld

 

[lambsheep]

Duke Nukem. Take your pick. Suck it Down is my most quoted though. Mostly when I waste cheaters.

I dont know how to put this up on the quote but here it is http://www.filecabi.net/video/Ventrilo_Harassment.html