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sketch_zeppelin

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Vortex Traveller said:
I really like this quote from Assasians Creed 2.

Maria Auditore: You need to find a better outlet in life.
Ezio Auditore: I have plenty of outlets.
Maria Auditore: I mean other outlets besides vagina.
now there was a classy woman.

another choice line from the expansions

"you want to take my children? FINE take them! I have the facilities to make more!"
*flashes panties*
 

NewYork_Comedian

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sketch_zeppelin said:
Vortex Traveller said:
I really like this quote from Assasians Creed 2.

Maria Auditore: You need to find a better outlet in life.
Ezio Auditore: I have plenty of outlets.
Maria Auditore: I mean other outlets besides vagina.
now there was a classy woman.

another choice line from the expansions

"you want to take my children? FINE take them! I have the facilities to make more!"
*flashes panties*
Woop woop woop woooooop. Yeah i thought both of those were pretty funny.
 

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Miles Tormani said:
"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
"It is not by my hand that I am again made flesh. I was brought back by humans who wished to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk. Have at you!"
-Richter Belmont and Count Dracula bantering prior to their battle at the end of Rondo of Blood (quote itself is from Symphony of the Night's recap of the same event)
Is it wrong that I heard this in the voice of The Kid from IWBTG?
 

teh_Canape

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can't believe nobody picked this one yet

"you're going to suffer like G did............?"



another one

"I DON'T HAVE YOUR STONE, AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY"
 

theriddlen

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"I won't be second-guessed on my own ship, by my own ship"
"Turns out basic police work is not so hard. You just have to LEAVE THE STATION."
"How about goodbye?"
"What sound will you make when you hit the ground? Think you'll hear it before you die?"
"If i flee i may trip over the dozen Krogan i killed to get there"
"You're working too hard"
"Hurt me? I hardly felt a thing"
"Are you naturally this bitchy, or is it just me?"
"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"
"How about we all take step back from the weird, alien impaling devices?
"-It'll be better than old days. -I hope so. I DIED."

Sounds best in game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4
 

Midnight Crossroads

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At the end of disk 1 of FF, Sephiroth yelled, "Owned!" It's too bad voice acting hadn't yet been made into games.

If you speak English, then the finale of Fatal Frame 3 became a bit of a narm moment as Rei chased her dead lover yelling his name, Yuu, which sounds exactly like you.
"Rei, yuu're cool and all, and I really enjoyed playing this game with yuu, but I'm not into yuu in that way."
 

subject_87

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In TF2, when you play as spy and dominate a scout, he'll occasionally say 'Well, off to visit your mother!'
 

The_ModeRazor

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"This is Scout! Rainbows make me Cry!"
Priceless.
Also, about half of the lines of The Nameless One (Planescape Torment), assuming you have high enough wisdom and intelligence are just pure badass awesome.
 

Magnumanium

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"If you ain't gettin' yer hands dirty, then you ain't makin' a difference. Welcome to the world."

- Wernher,
Fallout 3: The Pitt

And before any of you smartalex say anything, no, sticking your hands in a mound of mud/dirt/fertilizer does not count. Unless there was a baby radscorpion in it... and you killed it before it could grow up and cause any other travelers any harm... Then yes, I gues you did make a difference... Sorta...
 

The Night Shade

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oplinger said:
"The lord forgave him?" "Yes!" "A cold blooded murderer?" "Yes!" *BLAM* "Well hell, that's good to know"

Probably my favorite line from any video game.
This one is my favorite just awesome
 

Rocking Thunder

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This is from Starcraft 2, I don?t know the exact quote, but it goes something like this (spoiler alert)

The main character, Jim Raynor and Tychus are talking about a artifact that could "cure" the Queen of Blades

"Man, this artifact is making me uneasy; I just wish it came with an instruction manual" Tychus
"I hear you tychus, the sooner we get rid of this artifact the better" Raynor
"For all we know, this artifact could be ripping apart the whole space time continuum" Tychus
"Easy Tychus, this aint Science Fiction" Raynor

I was laughing for like a minute at this quote
 

Unesh52

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In Time Splitters: Future Perfect, after Cortez accidentally informs the big bad of his own plan to take over the world or whatever before he thinks of it (pime taradoxes, a lot of 'em), this being round about the year 22XX.

(deep breath) "DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!"

[small](flashback to 1970's)[/small]

"...Spaceman!"

I don't know why, it just tickled me. That whole game got under my skin in a hilarious way.
 

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Zap Rowsdower said:
"Remember when I pretended I was going to kill you and you were all like 'No way'? That was fun..."
portal ftw

i think this will be misquoted a bit but if anyone gets it you are awarded one internet.

"being a monk... is a bit more of a cerebral thing."
"what like headbutting because i got that down already"
 

Hisshiss

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Evilsanta said:
It's me Mario! And no, its not from any Mario game.
God I know where thats from but I just cant friggin remember X.X!!

..omg, Assassins creed 2. Right? :D