Favorite video game quote

[soaringbiscuit]

Here's an obscure one.

"You bring the war to the Warmaul. We put it in the soup."
-Og, Nagrand, Outland, from World Of Warcraft.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

"This Next test is impossible. Make no attempt to complete it"

"Place the companion cube in the incinerator"

"The Cake is a lie"
-GLAdOS, Portal


Yeah, I know that last one's pretty played out.

 

[Fighterblaze]

"...The Black Wind howls."

I'm pretty sure that is young Magus/Janus (not sure if this name is right but it's Schala's younger brother ) from Chrono Trigger.

*EDIT* On topic: "What the hell kind of name is Soap? How did a muppet like you pass selection eh?"

Captain Price ftw.

 

[HellbirdIV]

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." - HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic II; The Sith Lords.

 

[herr.Didi]

"Well that seems unfair. Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-t-t-talk."- Nero of DMC4

I laughed so hard the first time Nero said that!

"stay a while and listen" decard cain, diablo 2

Classic, it will be in Diablo 3 too.

Another one I like: "For you master!" the browns in Overlord.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"...The Black Wind howls."

I'm pretty sure that is young Magus/Janus (not sure if this name is right but it's Schala's younger brother ) from Chrono Trigger.

*EDIT* On topic: "What the hell kind of name is Soap? How did a muppet like you pass selection eh?"

Captain Price ftw.

It is just Magus. There is a scene when he is older where he says it, but he also says it when he is younger. Schala might also say it.

 

[aruseusx]

"I am the vanguard of your destruction."
And anything else sovereign says from Mass Effect like the we are forever quote (forgot how it goes).

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'I could shoot the dick off a fly from 200 yards.'

Sydney from Fallout 3

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Snake's Box Conversation in MGS3 is the best thing to ever be uttered by anyone.


EVER!

 

[Kaijj]

"Grabbing pills!" - Louis, Left 4 Dead

 

[Nintendoom]

"Greetings pimps, playas and pain purvayers!"
-The Black Baron, MadWorld

EDIT: Anything from that game, really.

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

"...The Black Wind howls."

I'm pretty sure that is young Magus/Janus (not sure if this name is right but it's Schala's younger brother ) from Chrono Trigger.

Psh, it's from The Wheel Of Time series.

 

[Guy32]

I didn't see this anywhere in the first two pages, so:
Anything that he said
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf64NfQATM

 

[Skreeee]

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you MURDERED HIM. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."


and

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It?s true!"

GLaDOS is golden.

 

[Bohner239]

"I will defeat Kojiro and maybe even get laid!" from a not-so-popular SNES game, Musashii no Boukken. IT EXISTS. THAT IS TRULY WHAT HE SAYS. LOOK IT UP.


Or maybe reading all the dialogue from "Ocarina of Time" in Meowth's voice. Everything is funny when you're Meowth!

 

[Ricky 49]

Funny

'No More Heroes'
"I don't feel shit" said by henchmen when they're being sliced in half

Epic

'Half Life 2 - Episode 2'

Spoiler

when Alyx is being healed by the Vortigaunts

it all goes dark
and then....




" Doctor Freeman"
G-man

Badass

"Hail to the King Baby!"

need I say more?

 

[TheSentinel]

"When you walk into a village, and see 20 children, lined up against a church, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that whatever creature could bear to do this has no soul."

If you can guess game and character, you get an internet.

 

[quack35]

Boss: Any last words?
Maero: Go to hell.
*Boss shoots Maero*
Boss: Sorry, didn't catch that.

---Saint's Row 2

 

[quack35]

"When you walk into a village, and see 20 children, lined up against a church, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that whatever creature could bear to do this has no soul."

If you can guess game and character, you get an internet.

Niko from GTA 4?

 

[Ricky 49]

"When you walk into a village, and see 20 children, lined up against a church, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that whatever creature could bear to do this has no soul."

If you can guess game and character, you get an internet.

I have heard it before but I can't remember where