Favorite video game quote
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Definitely these:
"Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"
"BARF!!"- River City Ransom
"This guy are sick."
"Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"
"BARF!!"- River City Ransom
"This guy are sick."
lol probably the best video game quote is
im gonna rip off your head. and shit down your throat
its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and im all out of gum.
Duke'nukem
ITS A TRAP!
Admiral Akbar
im gonna rip off your head. and shit down your throat
its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and im all out of gum.
Duke'nukem
ITS A TRAP!
Admiral Akbar
"When I was in the army, we didn't have no fancy guns. We had a stick. Two sticks and a rock. And we had to share the rock!" ~ Sgt Johnson (Halo 2)
"You are deluded, but through death, you trancend ignorance." ~ I actually don't know. It was on one of the computers on Halo 3. Maybe Gravemind?
"It's simply esential! It would be better if it was essentially simple, BUT IT'S NOT!" ~ Sheogorath(ESIV:Oblivion)
"Seeing as you're standing here, I assume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. Or really lacking in good judgment!" ~ Sheogorath(ESIV:Oblivion)
Pretty much everything Sheogorath says...
"Precedeth most urgentlike." ~ Lord Rugdumph(ESIV:Oblivion)
"We is most pleased... eth... ified." ~ Lord Rugdumph(ESIV:Oblivion)
And Lord Rugdumph...
"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring, but we have a job to do." ~ Commander Shepard(Mass Effect)
"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!" ~ Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)
"You are deluded, but through death, you trancend ignorance." ~ I actually don't know. It was on one of the computers on Halo 3. Maybe Gravemind?
"It's simply esential! It would be better if it was essentially simple, BUT IT'S NOT!" ~ Sheogorath(ESIV:Oblivion)
"Seeing as you're standing here, I assume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. Or really lacking in good judgment!" ~ Sheogorath(ESIV:Oblivion)
Pretty much everything Sheogorath says...
"Precedeth most urgentlike." ~ Lord Rugdumph(ESIV:Oblivion)
"We is most pleased... eth... ified." ~ Lord Rugdumph(ESIV:Oblivion)
And Lord Rugdumph...
"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring, but we have a job to do." ~ Commander Shepard(Mass Effect)
"Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!" ~ Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)
It is also from Chrono Trigger, I went back and double checkedxArtemisxEntrerix said:Psh, it's from The Wheel Of Time series.Fighterblaze said:I'm pretty sure that is young Magus/Janus (not sure if this name is right but it's Schala's younger brotherSamurai Goomba said:) from Chrono Trigger.
"It's like explosive whack-a-Mole Rat. Can I get it in bullet form? For people?"
"Despite my glossary of expletives, nothing properly sums up this pain."
"My only solace is thinking about inflicting this pain on people like you."
"On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a "shut the fuck up and fix me."
"The adrenaline helps. So does the fear of death. There's a lot of both."
"Like a charm. I only wish it were always that easy to manipulate people."
"I didn't even need that tele-thingy unit. I was just that good."
"It was carnage. But I caused it, so it was the okay sort of carnage."
--- All from the Lone Wanderer
"Despite my glossary of expletives, nothing properly sums up this pain."
"My only solace is thinking about inflicting this pain on people like you."
"On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a "shut the fuck up and fix me."
"The adrenaline helps. So does the fear of death. There's a lot of both."
"Like a charm. I only wish it were always that easy to manipulate people."
"I didn't even need that tele-thingy unit. I was just that good."
"It was carnage. But I caused it, so it was the okay sort of carnage."
--- All from the Lone Wanderer
Never played through the Soulstorm campaign as Chaos, but now I think I have to. That's hilarious.Internet Kraken said:
As for me...
"And if you see Dr. Breen, tell 'im I said f*CRASH* you!" I loved the comedic timing here as Dog smashed the metal panel back into place.
Actually, now that I think about it, just about everything the HL2 rebels say just shows how insanely, casually badass they all are. Especially Griggs and Sheckley, the pissed-off, paranoid duo from Episode 2.
Sheckley: "I got...ten!"
Griggs: "You moron, we all got ten! There's hundreds of 'em!"
Sheckley: "I think we misunderestimated!"
Sheckley: "So long, Freeman! BE ADEQUATE!"
Griggs: "What the hell does that mean anyway?"
Sheckley: "Dunno, just sounds like something the Vorts would say."
And then there's the argument about the AR2 pulse rifle in the White Forest base. That had me falling out of my chair. The greatest thing about the various comments offered by the rebels are very well voice-acted and sound like things people would actually say. Anyway. There's my two cents.
From the ending of Advent Rising.
Koroem: This drama has gone on for long enough. You look upon a true human my
children. Your collective histories, your countless religions, all bear
witness to me. You know this to be true. The beauty of my divine form has
been worshipfully rendered by your artist since time immemorial. This small
hairy thing which stands before you today is the pathetic of remnant of an
over ambitious race which were too proud to worship me and my kind. They even
dared to emulate our divine forms. This crude blasphemy--this sacrilege--was
too abhorrent for us to allow. They were warned, they were commanded, yet
still these arrogant fools ignored our council. We concluded that only the
most stringent actions could end this order. We enlisted the faithful N'Kul--
whom you aptly herald as Seekers--and commanded them to clean this arrogant
race from off the face of our galaxy. I come here before you today to absolve
them of any crimes. I come here for another reason as well, my children, to
return from the shadows of power, to retake our throne of stars, to rule our
scattered children once more. Rejoice, my children, for your gods have
returned.
I want my sequel.....
Koroem: This drama has gone on for long enough. You look upon a true human my
children. Your collective histories, your countless religions, all bear
witness to me. You know this to be true. The beauty of my divine form has
been worshipfully rendered by your artist since time immemorial. This small
hairy thing which stands before you today is the pathetic of remnant of an
over ambitious race which were too proud to worship me and my kind. They even
dared to emulate our divine forms. This crude blasphemy--this sacrilege--was
too abhorrent for us to allow. They were warned, they were commanded, yet
still these arrogant fools ignored our council. We concluded that only the
most stringent actions could end this order. We enlisted the faithful N'Kul--
whom you aptly herald as Seekers--and commanded them to clean this arrogant
race from off the face of our galaxy. I come here before you today to absolve
them of any crimes. I come here for another reason as well, my children, to
return from the shadows of power, to retake our throne of stars, to rule our
scattered children once more. Rejoice, my children, for your gods have
returned.
I want my sequel.....
"Come back soon! Or I'll have to cut out your eyes!"Sporky111 said:
Oh yeah, isn't it Sheogorath/Jygalag?
Personally in MGS3
Snake: "Eva... I need you."
Eva: "Say that one more time."
Snake: "I need you. I can't fly the WIG by myself."
It's brilliant. Typical MGS ruin-the-moment quote. I laughed so much when that happened.
Monkey Island was full of quoting gold:
Guybrush: "You fight like a Dairy Farmer..."
Pirate: "How appropriate, you fight like a Cow."
"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
Guybrush after climbing out of the water with the idol.
"Now all I have to do is get this fish out of my pants"
Guybrush in the voodoo shop.
"Hmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have."
Guybrush:" I got this scar durring a mighty strugle."
Pirate: "I hope you'v lerned to stop picking your nose."
Talking to Herman Toothrot.
- "Where are your pants?"
- "What pants?"
"Wow! That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
"Dont eat me.I'm a mighty pirate!"
"I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."
"I'm Bobbin, are you my mother?"
"Hooray we're spared an embarassing and financially dibiliating lawsuit!"
"Yes, swinging a rubber chicken with a metal pully in the middle can be dangerous....
BUT IT'S NOT A SWORD!!"
Cook: "Be sure to wear your gloshes!"
"I'm Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare To Die!"
Mancomb Seepgood: "Guybrush Threepwood?! Ha ha ha!! That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!"
Guybrush: "You fight like a Dairy Farmer..."
Pirate: "How appropriate, you fight like a Cow."
"Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"
Guybrush after climbing out of the water with the idol.
"Now all I have to do is get this fish out of my pants"
Guybrush in the voodoo shop.
"Hmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have."
Guybrush:" I got this scar durring a mighty strugle."
Pirate: "I hope you'v lerned to stop picking your nose."
Talking to Herman Toothrot.
- "Where are your pants?"
- "What pants?"
"Wow! That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
"Dont eat me.I'm a mighty pirate!"
"I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."
"I'm Bobbin, are you my mother?"
"Hooray we're spared an embarassing and financially dibiliating lawsuit!"
"Yes, swinging a rubber chicken with a metal pully in the middle can be dangerous....
BUT IT'S NOT A SWORD!!"
Cook: "Be sure to wear your gloshes!"
"I'm Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare To Die!"
Mancomb Seepgood: "Guybrush Threepwood?! Ha ha ha!! That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!"
Pvt. Elder: Our Father who art in heaven-
Sgt. Moody: God's busy! This one's on you!
-Call Of Duty
"For you see... Darkness is the heart's true essence."
-Ansem, Kingdom Hearts
"Why is he here? Does he suspect one of us of heresy?"
"He is an inquisitor, sergeant. They suspect everyone of heresy."
"So the good inquisitor senses no Chaos on this planet. How fortunate for the Imperium that such keen-eyed eagles stand vigil over her gates."
-Gabriel Angelos, Dawn of War
"Death to the Scourge.... and DEATH TO THE LIVING!!!"
-Grand Apothecary Putress, World of Warcraft
"Alright, General. I've drawn a line in the sand. Now I dare you to cross it."
-General Townes, Command And Conquer: Generals: Zero Hour
"Surrender now... and your lives will be spared."
"*shoots one of the opposing army with a ballista* We surrender. Come a little closer."
-Ajax, Age of Mythology
"Sir, hold onto your guts while I rip out theirs!"
-Sev, Republic Commando
"BEG FOR YOUR LIFE, MORTAL!"
-Ares, God Of War
Sgt. Moody: God's busy! This one's on you!
-Call Of Duty
"For you see... Darkness is the heart's true essence."
-Ansem, Kingdom Hearts
"Why is he here? Does he suspect one of us of heresy?"
"He is an inquisitor, sergeant. They suspect everyone of heresy."
"So the good inquisitor senses no Chaos on this planet. How fortunate for the Imperium that such keen-eyed eagles stand vigil over her gates."
-Gabriel Angelos, Dawn of War
"Death to the Scourge.... and DEATH TO THE LIVING!!!"
-Grand Apothecary Putress, World of Warcraft
"Alright, General. I've drawn a line in the sand. Now I dare you to cross it."
-General Townes, Command And Conquer: Generals: Zero Hour
"Surrender now... and your lives will be spared."
"*shoots one of the opposing army with a ballista* We surrender. Come a little closer."
-Ajax, Age of Mythology
"Sir, hold onto your guts while I rip out theirs!"
-Sev, Republic Commando
"BEG FOR YOUR LIFE, MORTAL!"
-Ares, God Of War
"Press any key to continue."
"Which one's the 'any' key?" - Computer and Marine in StarCraft
"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?" - Owyn, Imperial City Arena Blade Master in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
"What's the password?"
"Password!" - A couple of rebels in Half Life 2
"They came from behind." - I think it's the Gyrocopter from WarCraft III, but I've seen it in a few other places, so I'm not sure of the actual origin
"They're gonna be all over you like free pizza at an anime convention." - Snake Fist in F.E.A.R. 2
"You did it, didn't you?"
"Yes."
"....what?"
"Er...I mean no! No no no no no! I didn't do it!"
"For a second, I thought we had set the record for the shortest trial ever." - Godot, Ron DeLite, Phoenix Wright, and the Judge in Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations
"Which one's the 'any' key?" - Computer and Marine in StarCraft
"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?" - Owyn, Imperial City Arena Blade Master in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
"What's the password?"
"Password!" - A couple of rebels in Half Life 2
"They came from behind." - I think it's the Gyrocopter from WarCraft III, but I've seen it in a few other places, so I'm not sure of the actual origin
"They're gonna be all over you like free pizza at an anime convention." - Snake Fist in F.E.A.R. 2
"You did it, didn't you?"
"Yes."
"....what?"
"Er...I mean no! No no no no no! I didn't do it!"
"For a second, I thought we had set the record for the shortest trial ever." - Godot, Ron DeLite, Phoenix Wright, and the Judge in Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations
Portal has made me laugh so many times but a definite favourite is:
GLaDOS: "That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."
GLaDOS: "That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."