Favorite videogame one liner.

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Rawne1980

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Must say it, can't help it.....

All your base are belong to us.....

Suppose i'd better add some serious ones in.

Monkey Island, the source of fun.....

Guybrush: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can?t chuck wood.
Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Carpenter: Oh shut up.

Annnnnd

Haggis McMutton: Well, Haggis is only my nickname. My true name is ?Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton?.
Guybrush: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl.
Haggis: Aye.

Aaaaand..

Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I?d terrorize the South Seas! I?d torture the living! I?d demolish the? er? What I meant to say was, I?d use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.
 

DoPo

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Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain said:
Malek: Vengeance! Vengeance for my eternity of suffering!

Vorador: Whelp! As if you knew what eternity was! Grovel before your true master.
Blood 2: The Chosen said:
Ishmael: Death - the only cure I know for being stupid.
Vorador's one is a bit long but still technically one line.

Ishmael just amuses me.
 

kyogen

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Boooooooorrrring! (The Witcher, 2007)

A big, dumb NPC yells this during boxing matches and occasionally as Geralt runs past him on the street. Presumably, he only survives yelling this at the toughest and most dangerous people because everyone knows he's big and dumb.
 

Chester Rabbit

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"Names are for friends, so I don't need one" - 47

"Stars!" - Nemesis

"Anything that isn?t constantly challenged, grows weak." - Wrex

"VAE VICTUS!" - Kain

"The gods and demons you fear and worship are as NOTHING TO ME!" - Jack Of Blades

"Suck my boom stick" - Duke Nukem
 

Casual Shinji

Should've gone before we left.
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"This town is filled with monsters, how can you sit here and eat pizza?" - James Sunderland in Silent Hill 2.

And basically everything that comes out of Leon's mouth in Resident Evil 4.
 

Eddie the head

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"I shall let you live little alien...psych! Mr. Zurkon lives only to kill."-Mr. Zurkon

"Killing stuff is so much fun do da do da Zurkon kills them all day long all the do da day."


Lets face it Mr.Zurkon is a bad ass.
 

Mike Richards

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I may be drunk krogan, but you're ugly. And in the morning, I'll be sober.

I think Fus Roh Dah deserves a special mention, just for being one of the few quotes that's actually meant to kill people.
 

Xanthious

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Wayneguard said:
YOU SPOONY BARD! - Tellah (FFIV)
You ninjar'd my answer!!

Fine I'll go with "What, what is this?" from the first Resident Evil. Bad voice acting FTW!

Of course there is also anything from Minsc from the Baldur's Gate games.