Must say it, can't help it.....
All your base are belong to us.....
Suppose i'd better add some serious ones in.
Monkey Island, the source of fun.....
Guybrush: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can?t chuck wood.
Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Carpenter: Oh shut up.
Annnnnd
Haggis McMutton: Well, Haggis is only my nickname. My true name is ?Heart Lungs And Liver Boiled In The Stomach Of The Animal McMutton?.
Guybrush: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl.
Haggis: Aye.
Aaaaand..
Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I?d terrorize the South Seas! I?d torture the living! I?d demolish the? er? What I meant to say was, I?d use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
Murray: Drat.