Favorite Weapon of All TIme

[The Carrion]

I would have to say the Impact Hammer from Unreal Tournament 3.

It's great to weave your way between enemy shells and rockets, get in close and unload a blast of pressure from it. You get the screen-shake effect, the blood spatter and then a rain of body pieces just to finish off the sequence. Failing that, a Redeemer is good too. If a Redeemer round doesn't kill something... you're f&%$ed.

 

[traceur_]

Pandora (DMC4).

realistically: A car.

 

[mercswithmouths]

Merc 1 says: Vergil's Yamato from DMC3 Special Edition

Merc 2 says: Pandora from DMC4 (so pwetty)

 

[Landslide]

Paring knife.

 

[NeoDeath90]

Gravity hammer.

Whack-a-mole with PEOPLE? Tell me how it gets better.
If you do, I'll give you a freakin' cookie.

Whack a mole with EXPLODING people

As to my favorite weapon, I'm a fan of The Staff of Worms from Oblivion. It's a necromantic staff which resurrects the dead NPCs you've littered around and they fight for you!

 

[Anarchemitis]

Sasha+Heavy=Major Pwnage
(p.s.Sasha's a minigun from TF2)

Plus file editing so that it sounds like the Sexy Natascha.

That, or a given Revolver or Colt M1911A.

 

[Agent Larkin]

c98 Mauser. I win. Such a beutiful gun.

 

[hondommond]

10 gauge minigun
sniper crowbar

and Ratchet and clanks....R.Y.N.O (Rip Ya a New One)

 

[dontworryaboutit]

 

[Banana Phone Man]

A realy big sword or the SPAS 12 shotgun or both.

 

[WilliamWhite1]

Gravity hammer.

Whack-a-mole with PEOPLE? Tell me how it gets better.
If you do, I'll give you a freakin' cookie.

Whack a mole with EXPLODING people

As to my favorite weapon, I'm a fan of The Staff of Worms from Oblivion. It's a necromantic staff which resurrects the dead NPCs you've littered around and they fight for you!

Actually, I aRgree. You win.

And wow, that staff is so broken, it makes Spanglish sound normal.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Either the Shotgun, The Hidden Blade, The BFG, The Energy Sword, The Minigun, The Gravity Gun or a radio that plays rick astleys 'never gonna give you up'

 

[Aur0ra145]

Enfield No. 4 Mk. 1; I own one, so I'm a bit biased. But I'd also take a M1 Garand

 

[OmegaGamer]

harpoon gun
.....yes I do own one

 

[Bobobble]

gotta say i enjoy having an assault rifle in most games as it feels familiar. But my favourite weapon ever gotta be the lightsaber,R.H.I.N.O. or the lancer

 

[BlueSharkBoy]

The Human Sniper from Halo AKA S2AM Sniper Rifle.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

That gun which Yahtzee describes as a gun that fires shirukens and lightning.

 

[Video Gone]

If Falcon Punching is a weapon, then it's my favourite. If not, then... any of Stewie's devices from Family Guy. Preferably his laser.

 

[Tim Buck II]

Illumina from FF6. LOVE to have one of THOSE.

P.S. "Illumina" is known as "Lightbringer" in the GBA version.

For range... I'd say... The Lava Gun from R&C.

 

[Tim Buck II]

The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device with an attachment that fires Aperture Science High Energy Pellets.

It can be a weapon (put one portal under a heavy object, the other over your enemy; One under your enemy, the other in a pool of acid, Energy Pellets, etc.

It protects you (You can transport yourself out of a sticky situation and into a tactical one.)

It has unlimited ammo.

It's uses are limitless.

Okay, I change my ranged weapon to a small version of this. That can fire plasma bombs, too. Basically, the ultimate ranged weapon. With the Illumina, the ultimate melee weapon, other than the ultimate gloved weapon, should it come to that.

All three weapons will be made by me, and patented (Though I'll give L_Lawliet some credit for the gun idea...).