Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[SL33TBL1ND]

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the cat.

 

[crudus]

When life gives you lemons say "I like lemons. What else you got?"

 

[emeraldrafael]

When life gives you lemons, ask for apples instead.

 

[darkknight9]

When life gives you lemons, its time to stop accepting payment in citrus.

 

[Lexodus]

When life gives you lemons, you'd better hand them over. Yeah, that's right, and your wallet too. You got a phone? I'll have that as well.

 

[Cold Blue]

When life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into your eyes. It's the only way you can see the fairies.

 

[Illusive DiZ]

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find somebody whose life is giving them vodka and have a party.

 

[Azriel Nescrisa]

This is an actual conversation I Had with a friend.

N: "Hey, did you know that when life gives you lemons, you are supposed to make grap juice?"
T: "No. I thought it was apple juice"
N: "It still doesn't make sense. Fuck it, I'll just throw them at people."
T: "That's the spirit!"

 

[Azriel Nescrisa]

That's awsome! lol.

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

"When life gives you lemons, Turn it into a rocket launcher. BEAT THAT JESUS!"

 

[Hateren47]

This has probably been posted already but,

"When life gives you AIDS make lemonaids".

 

[Thisshouldsay2K]

When life give you lemons: make grape juice, sit back, relax, and let the world wonder how the fuck you did it.

 

[SimuLord]

"When life gives you lemons, just smile and say grazie." - Mario Batali

"When life gives ye lemons, say 'arr, me scurvy be cured!' Arr!" - 17th century pirate

When life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia.

Or someone I'd like to ask out. Hooray for melons.

 

[Rune342]

Wow, a one year old thread brought back to life!!

OT: When life gives you lemons, demand even more.

 

[Mimssy]

Or someone I'd like to ask out. Hooray for melons.

Everyone likes a good juicy pair of melons.

 

[Wolfinton]

When life gives you lemons, it's time to make a holy sacrifice... While eating the lemons.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

I don't know if this thread is restricted to lemons only, but I like this one:

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you are not alone.
And yet you are alone. So very alone.

I have that on my calander. And i have a massive poster of 'dreams are like a rainbow, only idiots chase them.'

Wow. How depressing.

 

[hannan4mitch]

To quote Dogbert...
"When life gives you lemons, swell up and die."

 

[Captain12345]

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.

One of my favorites, though I dont know where it was from.