Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Mandalore_15]

When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn lemons!

 

[Commissar Sae]

My favorite was always:
"When life gives you lemons, give those lemons LIFE!"

It has such a deliciously mad scientist ring to it.

 

[Sacman]

when life give you lemon's you trade them for something better because I hate lemons...

 

[Stryc9]

When life gives you zombies and lemons, make zombie lemons.
Beware teh Zombie Lemons!

 

[bak00777]

when life gives you lemons, ask for something else, unless you like lemons, then well...free lemons.

 

[Serioli]

When life gives you lemons, Ooh look at the clip of the hamster eating candy floss. That's pretty cute... Aaaaaaw

EDIT: and speaking of distractions, thank you post 432.

 

[melvesely]

When life gives you lemons, you build a lemonade stand,and sell lemonade. Thats when the govenment wants to tax the s--t out of you so you go out of business...

 

[Atr3vido29]

"When life gives you lemons..." Suck it up, and be happy it wasn't Herpes, LOL!

 

[Mobiu5]

When life gives you lemons, don't forget to set them out when life comes over.

 

[Zachariah]

I made this one myself

"When life gives you lemons, give them back. Nothing is free, there's always a catch. Don't fall for it."

This comes from the fact that most of my life has been spent working my ass off as a means to an end.