Favorite words of wisdom

[duchaked]

These will always hold true fro everyone at some point.

"Shut the fuck up!"

Best advice ever on occasion.

This isn't a subtle message to you, it honestly is some great words fo wisdom.

wisest words ever spoken

I think it's applicable at least once a day lol

 

[Lukeje]

*Sigh* I wish they had taught me this stuff. Most of the grammar I know I picked up from watching other people.
That is also how I learned to type.

...you learned to type by watching other people? I learned to type by typing.

Yeah, but see...
That's work.
Watching someone and adpating their typing style isn't.

You really are slipping Max. All right, I'll stop now. It is bedtime after all.

 

[hopeneverdies]

When all else fails use fire.
And that my friends is why I want to be an arsonist when I grow up.

 

[secretsantaone]

"search and ye shall find"

 

[[Gavo]]

"Let it be".

 

[vxicepickxv]

Don't take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive.

 

[InvisibleSeal]

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
Can be sometimes helpful, especially during revision time..

 

[muse-13-bliss]

"Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."

awesome ^^

http://despair.com/viewall.html

bets dammed website ever
soo jokes

 

[killgannon]

The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry - Ernest Hemmingway

 

[BardSeed]

"Government should be the scaffolding of society, not the irremovable pillar" - Myself
"We are the dead" - Winston Smith(George Orwell)

 

[Micah Weil]

"Never do anything you'd be too embarrassed to explain to the folks at the ER."

I tripped and fell on it. I swear!

The Truth hurts...not as bad as jumping onto a bicycle with no seat, but it still hurts.

 

[jimduckie]

i wish i was an oscar meyer wienner i'd be the very best i could be ee if i was an oscar meyer wienner everyone would be in love with me and never say "HAVE A NICE DAY" if ya don't mean it

 

[jimduckie]

life's a journey not a destination

 

[Anarchemitis]

[Insert anything said by Jesus ever]

 

[Sporky111]

"Everything is better with Bacon." -Hazy (And most likely, tons of others)

If you truly believe that, you will appreciate this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT2FIL7Uv4M

A piece of cynic wisdom I thought of that came up in a discussion about politics:
Violence is not the answer, violence is the solution.

 

[Iskenator67]

If you could reason with religious people
there would be no religious people.


When in doubt, C4.

 

[Hazy]

"Everything is better with Bacon." -Hazy (And most likely, tons of others)

If you truly believe that, you will appreciate this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT2FIL7Uv4M

A piece of cynic wisdom I thought of that came up in a discussion about politics:
Violence is not the answer, violence is the solution.

THE HORROR! THE HORROR!