My personal favourite is "Being a highly respected and influential game critic......SHUT UP I AM!"
Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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Damn ninjas!NuclearPenguin said:
Looks like I'll have to go with "Charismatic stallion" or "soap drinkily awful".
"It's a fascinating voyage of pain and despair that leaves you emotional drained and satisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin."
I'm gonna go with this one. So classic.razormint21 said:There can only be one line for me...
GO TEAM RETARD!!!!
Many of my favorites have already been said. I'm surprised that no one has mentioned his Wolfenstien review yet.
And as a Mother fan, I love how he describes Earthbound as a cross between the Cthullu Mythos and the Charlie Brown and Snoopy show.
Also:
Here's an idea, Nintendo, Free of charge. How about next time you make a Zelda game, you don't call it Zelda. Maybe instead of Fagballs, the main character can be someone else, like, a Dog. Maybe instead of Hyrule it can be set somewhere original, like feudal Japan. And maybe instead of collecting tools to access new dungeons and areas you could collect magic spells that are cast by, say, painting funny shapes with a magic brush. Hold on a second I've gotta write this down."
"But we live and learn, so let's move on and hope the new Prince of Persia will be as good as Sands of Time. And that my ass will sprout wings and fly me into space!"
And as a Mother fan, I love how he describes Earthbound as a cross between the Cthullu Mythos and the Charlie Brown and Snoopy show.
Also:
Here's an idea, Nintendo, Free of charge. How about next time you make a Zelda game, you don't call it Zelda. Maybe instead of Fagballs, the main character can be someone else, like, a Dog. Maybe instead of Hyrule it can be set somewhere original, like feudal Japan. And maybe instead of collecting tools to access new dungeons and areas you could collect magic spells that are cast by, say, painting funny shapes with a magic brush. Hold on a second I've gotta write this down."
"But we live and learn, so let's move on and hope the new Prince of Persia will be as good as Sands of Time. And that my ass will sprout wings and fly me into space!"
Fable 2 Ending:
"Ohh wook issa doggy mash up his widdle face and call him chips!"
EDIT: Nevermind, just remembered the whole minute or so of the "GAMESTRADERS ROBINA" in SSBB review.
"Because GAMESTRADERS ROBINA is your one-stop-shop for games and the trading thereof.... in Robina.
"Ohh wook issa doggy mash up his widdle face and call him chips!"
EDIT: Nevermind, just remembered the whole minute or so of the "GAMESTRADERS ROBINA" in SSBB review.
"Because GAMESTRADERS ROBINA is your one-stop-shop for games and the trading thereof.... in Robina.
"She'd stand there,pathetically picking away at the giant crab boss monster of the momnet and when she'd finished wasting pistol ammo she would run off to break soem crates and nick some more before i could!"~RE 5
The stonking great tits is one of my favorites, as well as this, from Guitar Hero 3:
"The day I shell out out eighty dollars for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor-wire, pull the other end out my ass, and floss myself to death."
And, from Burnout: Paradise:
"I keep having to pause the game in the middle of high-speed chases to bring up the map, which, like a menstruating woman falling off a tall building, breaks flow."
One of his better similies.
"The day I shell out out eighty dollars for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor-wire, pull the other end out my ass, and floss myself to death."
And, from Burnout: Paradise:
"I keep having to pause the game in the middle of high-speed chases to bring up the map, which, like a menstruating woman falling off a tall building, breaks flow."
One of his better similies.
"If I were War, and I'd just hoisted a seven foot demon in to the air and chopped him in half with a single swing, I wouldn't stand there scowling. I'd go "FUCKING HELL. Did anyone see that?! I am squirting machismo out of my nipples over here. I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"
- Darksiders review.
My favourite quote is the monster truck bit, but it's all relevant. ;D
That, and, more recently;
"FUCKED IF I KNOW."
- Just Cause 2 review.
- Darksiders review.
My favourite quote is the monster truck bit, but it's all relevant. ;D
That, and, more recently;
"FUCKED IF I KNOW."
- Just Cause 2 review.
