Favourite game quote of all time

[YuzL]

From Francis from L4D.
"I hate Vans"
"I hate woods"

I really wished they used this quote for Gears
"ALL ABOARD THE COLE TRAIN BABY"

 

[Cerrax]

"This is where the cars live! Get you one!"- Scooter (Borderlands)

"Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device, even partially, in water. And under no circumstances should you--*cuts off*" GLaDOS (Portal)

"This was my mother's. Now I'm giving it to you. My father is also here now. Rest in peace." Dante (Devil May Cry)

 

[Malf]

COD MW2-
"This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die."~ Captain Price

Assassin's Creed II
- "What, you don't remember me?! Its-a-me! Mario!" ~Uncle Mario.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."

Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."

HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"

You should put that in spoiler tags.

If you have not beat the game now..... you never will...... I think 5 years is a pretty good "its ok not to put up spoiler tags" limit.

 

[Eleima]

This is true, but sometimes I really wish there was a hidden dialogue option that read, "Punch twit of an NPC in the face".

That's why I'm enjoying Mass Effect 2's Renegade options: "hit him", "shoot his foot" are delicious options, sometimes!

 

[reg42]

HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."

Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."

HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"

You should put that in spoiler tags.

If you have not beat the game now..... you never will...... I think 5 years is a pretty good "its ok not to put up spoiler tags" limit.

Just saying man. I only beat it a week ago.

 

[Marik2]

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted." Assassin's Creed.

And also these quotes from System Shock.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."

Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."

HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"

You should put that in spoiler tags.

If you have not beat the game now..... you never will...... I think 5 years is a pretty good "its ok not to put up spoiler tags" limit.

Just saying man. I only beat it a week ago.

holy shit dude.

 

[reg42]

-snip-

holy shit dude.

If you're wondering why it's because it's so bloody hard to find these days (I don't do Steam)

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Almost anything Chopin says in Eternal Sonata.

Then there's this:

"I'll come back for you, I promise!"

I tore up. At the age of 7.

 

[Nick2121]

I loved the ones in the world ends with you to be honest
Mostly Joshuas

"Mother and Father call me Joshua. I guess you can call me Joshua, too...Since you're my dear, dear partner."

(In the Shibuya River, when he and Neku are accused of being gay) "Shut up and walk, dear."

"Don't be depressed, Yellow. Blue's already got the emo thing covered."

And Sho Minamimoto (the math obsessed Reaper)

"You fractals have no future! QED. Class is dismissed!"

"Hey, who gives a digit?"

"Attention, you ramen-raiding radians!"

"Attention, all tasteless tetrahedra!"

"You stupid hectopascals!"

"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon."

But Neku gets the best quote ever xD

"Must... fight... emo urges..."

 

[SpireOfFire]

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck." -Duke Nukem

 

[Jenova65]

It's been a few weeks, so this is just a paraphrase:

"Killed Many. Different Ways. Guns. Knives. Poisons. Tech. Once, even with Farming Implements. Never with Medicine."
-Mordin Solus, defending his use of the Genophage

Apart from that, EVERYTHING Mordin says in the whole game makes me laugh.

His veins are full of awesome sauce you know?! True.
Love it when he says (something like) ''Flammable or inflammable, can't remember, doesn't matter'', when blowing someone to kingdom come!

 

[Punisher A.J.]

-snip-

holy shit dude.

If you're wondering why it's because it's so bloody hard to find these days (I don't do Steam)

hehe that sucks but I have no Idea what your talking about I seem to have one in every gamestop I walk in, what is hard to find for me is warcraft 3.

 

[reg42]

-snip-

holy shit dude.

If you're wondering why it's because it's so bloody hard to find these days (I don't do Steam)

hehe that sucks but I have no Idea what your talking about I seem to have one in every gamestop I walk in, what is hard to find for me is warcraft 3.

Must be a country thing, because WC3 is scarily easy for me to find

 

[Punisher A.J.]

hehe that sucks but I have no Idea what your talking about I seem to have one in every gamestop I walk in, what is hard to find for me is warcraft 3.

Must be a country thing, because WC3 is scarily easy for me to find

Ah well back on topic.... I see alot of spoiler checks for games like FF7.... I never played it, its worth like $100, and needs a ps1... or 2, but a ps1 memory... so I will never ever play it. However spoiling ME2 or Heavy rain pissed me off.

 

[reg42]

hehe that sucks but I have no Idea what your talking about I seem to have one in every gamestop I walk in, what is hard to find for me is warcraft 3.

Must be a country thing, because WC3 is scarily easy for me to find

Ah well back on topic.... I see alot of spoiler checks for games like FF7.... I never played it, its worth like $100, and needs a ps1... or 2, but a ps1 memory... so I will never ever play it. However spoiling ME2 or Heavy rain pissed me off.

I'm quite sure that someone posted a thread here the other day which had a Heavy Rain spoiler in the title. The thread was deleted before I could investigate. Is that the one you're thinking of?

 

[Axolotl]

These: http://www.generationterrorists.com/quotes/smac.html

 

[greyden]

"What's your name?"
"Guybrush Threepwood!"
"That's the stupidest name I've ever heard."
"Whats yours then?"
"Mancomb Throopweed."

"Dont eat me.I'm a mighty pirate!"

"Excuse me but do you have a cousin named Sven?"
"Is that some sort of code?"
"What are you, an idiot? Of course it is!"

Monkey Island is full of gold