Favourite game quote of all time

[Punisher A.J.]

hehe that sucks but I have no Idea what your talking about I seem to have one in every gamestop I walk in, what is hard to find for me is warcraft 3.

Must be a country thing, because WC3 is scarily easy for me to find

Ah well back on topic.... I see alot of spoiler checks for games like FF7.... I never played it, its worth like $100, and needs a ps1... or 2, but a ps1 memory... so I will never ever play it. However spoiling ME2 or Heavy rain pissed me off.

I'm quite sure that someone posted a thread here the other day which had a Heavy Rain spoiler in the title. The thread was deleted before I could investigate. Is that the one you're thinking of?

No actually it was ME2 where commander shepard #%^$^% #$%%^%%^$ #%^&^&$^& #%^%$%&# #%^%#^%^%# #%^%#^%^# %^^%^^% $&*# *$^&*#^ &*^%#**( ((&#^##^# ^#&*%%#&**# ^&#%&^#%&**$ ^$^&#*% #^&*$(#^ but it was cool because it never happened to me. On second thought I saw a thread that stated that the end of Heay Rain it ^&^#&&* #*^*#^&^#&^ #&*&*($%@&*% &*#^&**@^&*# ^^^^ &*##*(&(# ^&@*^ and there was a scene where ^&$^%& stips.

 

[Tharwen]

"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"

 

[crowley6696]

because it is a giant jellyfish
mass effect
cracs me up every time

 

[SupabadMan]

"War. War never changes."

 

[SupabadMan]

"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"
"Hero, your health is low; Don't you have any potions, or food?"

Hero, you mana is getting low. WHAT'S THAT?

 

[Hoiguyyami]

Jak 3:

"This ISN'T a game!"

 

[Mortons4ck]

"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time. If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing." ―HK-47

"This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the Overlord" - Joker

"Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself." - Barney Calhoun

 

[berault]

from Assassin's Creed 2,

"Leonardo, you have found your mad man."

 

[aegios187]

G-man:

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.


Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... this is where I get off.

 

[NicotineStainedSoul]

"...we will unleash such terrible vengeance that generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish!"

"They send a sergeant to take Visari? Are your commanders really all so afraid? [...] Really sergeant. And who won? The cowards who commanded you and your comrades here to die? The Helghast have lost nothing. We fight for who we are. We wear our wounds like badges of honour. Helghan is ours, and we will die before we let it fall to plunderers. That is why your leaders dare not make a martyr of me. Your fleet burned, your friends butchered...And you become a hero for saving my life? Does that sound like a victory to you, Sergeant Sevchenko? [...] For giving my people pride, purpose!? We have built this great nation from nothing! Take me, and Helghan will dissolve into chaos. The ISA war machine, powerless against the sheer will of my people. We will choke the streets with our dead before we surrender. Your masters will beg me to restore order. You have not won!" - Scolar Visari, Killzone 2

also, anything said by Liberty Prime

 

[llafnwod]

I AM THE SHARMAT
I AM OLDER THAN MUSIC
WHAT I BRING IS LIGHT
WHAT I BRING IS A STAR
WHAT I BRING IS
AN ANCIENT SEA

Vivec wrote this.

 

[OneGuardian]

"How did I ever agree to do a job like this?"
"You didn't, you were volunteered."
-Call of Duty, 2003

"You think this is Kinderparty? Get a god damn move on!"
-Company of Heroes

Although these aren't from them, Valve has enough good quotes to fill an entire novel full of them, I just can't be bothered to replay them to look for my other favorites.

 

[kampori]

Commander Shepard- "Your superiors are sending you to certain death; you've gotta ignore that order"
Garrus- "We can ignore orders for suicidal missions? Huh, wish someone'd told me"
Thane- "That's twice a day"

(not exact words..)

 

[Ymbirtt]

Razputin: Lili! A deranged madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and there's no one who can stop him, except for you and me!
Lili: OH MY GOD! Let's make out!
Razputin: Uh, what?

 

[Naama]

One of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-eRfupYbA

But it would be hard to pick just one. ME1 has more quotable lines than any other game that I can think of. The writing in the game competes with that of good movies in my opinion.

 

[kampori]

Mass Effect 2:

"Gaby- you'd say that the Normandy was a 'she', right?"
"yea, the Normandy's the sweetest girl there is, why?"
"And EDI's a she, and Tali's definitely a she.."
"so...?"
"I'm just saying, I'm feeling a little bit threatened.. 4 girls and just 1 guy!"
"You're such a dick..!"
"you see, look where your mind went! I'm gonna have to watch out for myself.."

Hahaha..

"I hear ___ is cooking some pretty fine meals nowadays"
"Yeah right, that man couldn't cook a decent haggis if his life depended on it"
"Yeh, but all haggis tastes like ass though"
"aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty-fine ass..."

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

Kefka in final fantasy VI, as he poisons a castle towns only source of water: nothing beats the music of a thousand voices screaming in unison!!!' It's so deliciously evil...

EDIT: I can't believe no one said (including me) 'stay awhile a listen' Deckard Cain, Diablo 2
Also, anything Sheogorath said in Shivering Isles... Especially tied with the rapidly switching sinister/jolly irish accent...
Examples; Ah! You seem fulfilled! Full of fill! Bursting at the seams! Ah, yet seamless!
"Well, somethings got to stop him. One time I dug a pit, and filled it with clouds... Or was it clowns? Well, it doesn't matter because it didn't stop him! And it really to smell! Must have been clowns, clouds don't smell. They taste of butter, and tears.

 

[Jenova65]

Commander Shepard- "Your superiors are sending you to certain death; you've gotta ignore that order"
Garrus- "We can ignore orders for suicidal missions? Huh, wish someone'd told me"
Thane- "That's twice a day"

(not exact words..)

I love that bit, classic!
Also can we assume that every single line of dialogue ever in DA Origins are my favourite quotes ''Andraste's flaming sword, I KNOW where babies come from''! ;-)

 

[Der Kommissar]

I am ready to take you now, mr Flores...

E: Damn, I lost. It goes "Sorry for the wait mr Flores, I am ready to take you now..."

And:

Salvador: Manuel? Are you... in love with her?
Manuel: Love? Love is for the living, Sal.

 

[Darkin20]

"I sense a soul in search of answers..." Diablo (and starcraft)