Favourite Gaming quotes

[Claymorez]

Post your favourite gaming quotes here! or audio convos from a game - give us a quote and where its from if you please!

"This is a Lambert Carbine Urban ss-14 ASSualT Rifle, the most powerful compact firearm in the world, its accuracy is 95% within a range of 50 feet with a 7mph wind adjustment feature, the question is do you feel lucky? WELL!? DO YA!?"

-Cant remember from what game

 

[Aunel]

"what do you do with a bunch of kids that don't do anything but bang their heads all day long"
"you start a revolution Lars"

only out for a few days, and already has the best quotes.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Decapitation! from brutal legend.

EDIT:

Screw you asshole come down here and see how you like it. Theres room for one more it's a fucking party down here.

from gears 1

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Irridium]

"Shame you have to sit on something so pretty" - Drake, Uncharted 2

"ITS TIME TO SPLIT!" - Cortez, Timesplitters: Future Perfect

 

[Kabutos]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

Instant Classic.

 

[baseracer]

"Rise and shine Mr Freeman. Rise...and...shine."

Also;

"Aw come on man, dying and coming back once is enough!"

Cookies for whoever gets the second one.

Resident Evil 5?

 

[Internet Kraken]

"I'll get you during my next save game."

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

"Halt! You've violated the law!"

And I agree with ma55ter_Fett on "Decapitatiooooooooooon!"

 

[Poopie McGhee]

It's gaming related...
Don't Getta D'smash Unless You Gonna D'smash

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

"Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

I think we all know where that's from =P

 

[Anachronism]

Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!

Ah, we are all heroes! You and Boo and I! Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!

I grow tired of shouting battlecries while fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so that he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! Sword! MEET EVIL!

Despair not! I will inspire you by charging blindly on!

Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!

 

[Mysterious Stranger]

SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH SENTREH!

 

[Mysterious Stranger]

The game is Fable 2.

 

[Mysterious Stranger]

And, Fable 2, other guy.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

"Well, We're not here to sell cookies so they know somethings up"

"I Hate Trains"
"You know what I don't hate? I don't hate Vests"

"Look at my little head it's so tiny look at my tiny head it just so tiny"

"Eughhh... Jarate!?!"

"Their going to bury whats left in a soup can"

"May I borrow your headpiece? Hello, This is scout rainbows make me cry"

"Cheers mate!"

"We're doin' it we're doin' it I did it!"

"I AM FULL OF SANDVICH AND I AM COMING FOR COMING FOR YOU"

"MRPHH MRPH MRRPP"