Especially when you're wearing Daedric armor, lol.Madnezz said:
"What Mudcrabs have you been fighting?!"
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"What Mudcrabs have you been fighting?!"
"Not even Death can Save you from me!" - Diablo
"I WILL MAKE WEAPONS OUT OF YOUR BONES" - The Smith
"I need a headpiece" - Deckard Cain
"Hello" - Deckard Cain
"I can Identify your items" - Deckard Cain
"Stay A While and Listen" - Deckard Cain
"I WILL MAKE WEAPONS OUT OF YOUR BONES" - The Smith
"I need a headpiece" - Deckard Cain
"Hello" - Deckard Cain
"I can Identify your items" - Deckard Cain
"Stay A While and Listen" - Deckard Cain
Pretty much anything from Fawful though the best one is the 'Mustard of Doom' one:
"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
the Giant Flippin' MudCrab in a certain cave.0racle said:
scared the hell out of me. the guys that say the thing about mudcrabs must of fought against it.
Kinda like that Giant Slaughterfish *Shudders*
"Nope. Can't do it. Sorry. I reeeeeally want you all dead. And not the kind of dead where there's a possibility you might still be alive. I want you SO dead, that you'll be reincarnated as a corpse!"
"First, I whip it out. Then I thrust it! With! Great! Force! Every angle.... It penetrates.... until... with great strength! I..... RAM IT IN! In the end, we are all satisfied. And you are set free."
"You mus wecovah all da ennagy immedaly, M-Mega Man! When we find dat meteow, we`ww find Docta Wawy."
"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
"First, I whip it out. Then I thrust it! With! Great! Force! Every angle.... It penetrates.... until... with great strength! I..... RAM IT IN! In the end, we are all satisfied. And you are set free."
"You mus wecovah all da ennagy immedaly, M-Mega Man! When we find dat meteow, we`ww find Docta Wawy."
"WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!"
"I know who you are. You are walking death, a plague in human form. Where you step, blood flows like a river."
--Lasher
"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."
--The Vault Dweller
"Do I have to sacrifice a puppie to join?"
--The Vault Dweller on the brotherhood of steel
"What do you want?"
"A donut."
--Avellone and the Vault Dweller
"There is a bad place where the bad mutants come from. It is bad. Vault is good. Please, go destroy bad place."
--The Overseer
"What do you want?"
"To see a valley filled with my enemies' heads mounted on spears. A silent valley, except for the wind whistling through their ears."
--Thug and the Vault Dweller
"I think it's Skunk, the three-eyed giant catfish, that keeps scaring everything away from my spot."
--Fisherman
"It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits... and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants."
--The Chosen One
"Most people have evil spirits. You? You have stupid spirits. Go see shaman, get hole in head..."
--Sulik
"Was Jonny abducted by aliens?"
"Woof?"
"Okay, okay... Maybe someplace else, then?"
--The Chosen One and Laddie
"Why, I hear that tribals eat their damn dead."
"How else could we grok their essence?"
--Josh and the Chosen One
"Watch out! Pink deathclaw, three o'clock!"
--New Reno junkie
"Tandi job. Me want."
"You can't take the president's job!"
"No?"
"NO! You are dumb."
--The Chosen One and Gunther
"What sort of stupid questions?"
"Oh, like: 'Why can't I use a sword or a chainsaw on my monitor?'"
--The Chosen One and Dave Handy
"Radscorpions? What's so rad about them?"
--New Reno comedian'
"Look, causing that much destruction wasn't easy!"
--The Chosen One
"What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves..."
--The Chosen One
all from Fallout / Fallout 2. ohh how i loved those games!
--Lasher
"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."
--The Vault Dweller
"Do I have to sacrifice a puppie to join?"
--The Vault Dweller on the brotherhood of steel
"What do you want?"
"A donut."
--Avellone and the Vault Dweller
"There is a bad place where the bad mutants come from. It is bad. Vault is good. Please, go destroy bad place."
--The Overseer
"What do you want?"
"To see a valley filled with my enemies' heads mounted on spears. A silent valley, except for the wind whistling through their ears."
--Thug and the Vault Dweller
"I think it's Skunk, the three-eyed giant catfish, that keeps scaring everything away from my spot."
--Fisherman
"It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits... and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants."
--The Chosen One
"Most people have evil spirits. You? You have stupid spirits. Go see shaman, get hole in head..."
--Sulik
"Was Jonny abducted by aliens?"
"Woof?"
"Okay, okay... Maybe someplace else, then?"
--The Chosen One and Laddie
"Why, I hear that tribals eat their damn dead."
"How else could we grok their essence?"
--Josh and the Chosen One
"Watch out! Pink deathclaw, three o'clock!"
--New Reno junkie
"Tandi job. Me want."
"You can't take the president's job!"
"No?"
"NO! You are dumb."
--The Chosen One and Gunther
"What sort of stupid questions?"
"Oh, like: 'Why can't I use a sword or a chainsaw on my monitor?'"
--The Chosen One and Dave Handy
"Radscorpions? What's so rad about them?"
--New Reno comedian'
"Look, causing that much destruction wasn't easy!"
--The Chosen One
"What do I WANT? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves..."
--The Chosen One
all from Fallout / Fallout 2. ohh how i loved those games!
"So... On a scale of one to ten... How afraid were you that I was gonna die?"
"Four."
"A four?"
"Yeah, why?"
"A FOUR?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, come on. You were at least an eight."
"And eight? Those guardian guys were an eight!"
"Well, what's a ten?"
"Clowns."
"...Clowns? Clowns over my death?"
"I hate clowns. I, I hate clowns."
"Four."
"A four?"
"Yeah, why?"
"A FOUR?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, come on. You were at least an eight."
"And eight? Those guardian guys were an eight!"
"Well, what's a ten?"
"Clowns."
"...Clowns? Clowns over my death?"
"I hate clowns. I, I hate clowns."
Oh, Drake. I know exactly what you mean.
8/10 aperture scientists claim that the cube will never try to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. If the cube however does speak we suggest you disregard its advice.
Nuff' said. That computer sure knows how to mess with your head. And also, cake.
Nuff' said. That computer sure knows how to mess with your head. And also, cake.
"I will not die until I achieve something.
Even though the ideal is high, I never give in.
Therefore, I never die with regrets."
"I make you alive so that you can walk along the right way.
But can't you understand it?
You can't see the visible things.
How can you feel the invisible things?
It is impossible to cut off the metempsychosis forever.
You can also see it, can't you
Thus achieve your mission without any regrets.
I will not die until I achieve something.
Even though the ideal is high, I never give in.
Therefore, I never die with regrets.
We were supposed to understand it . . .
Can we see the liberty and freedom?
Is this what we wished for?
Don't worry, we will understand each other some day.
And the life is succeeded into the distant future."
Ikaruga had some of the best pseudo-dreamlike quotes I've seen in a while.
Even though the ideal is high, I never give in.
Therefore, I never die with regrets."
"I make you alive so that you can walk along the right way.
But can't you understand it?
You can't see the visible things.
How can you feel the invisible things?
It is impossible to cut off the metempsychosis forever.
You can also see it, can't you
Thus achieve your mission without any regrets.
I will not die until I achieve something.
Even though the ideal is high, I never give in.
Therefore, I never die with regrets.
We were supposed to understand it . . .
Can we see the liberty and freedom?
Is this what we wished for?
Don't worry, we will understand each other some day.
And the life is succeeded into the distant future."
Ikaruga had some of the best pseudo-dreamlike quotes I've seen in a while.
