Favourite Gaming quotes
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"The dark, for me, is where I shine."
-Riddick
"I can't get over how fast they all are; it's not even fair. I'm callin' zombie bullshit on that, you know? They're not allowed to be so fast."
-Zoey
"Delta Squad is in your house, *****! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!"
-Cole Train
-Riddick
"I can't get over how fast they all are; it's not even fair. I'm callin' zombie bullshit on that, you know? They're not allowed to be so fast."
-Zoey
"Delta Squad is in your house, *****! You hear that shit? All you grubby-ass bitches are going down! Like, way down! Dead down! So down you ain't gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be crying to your skank-ass Queen, 'Oh Mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us!' Fuck you! We gonna whoop yo momma's ass! WHOO!"
-Cole Train
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum." Duke 3D
"For someone that supposedly has the soul of a dead god you constantly remind me of a chipmunk with a sugar high and a deathwish." Baldur's Gate 2
"I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice!" Starcraft
"Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use." Warcraft 3
"A million lightyears from where humanity began, and we walk into a bar filled with drunk men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad." Mass Effect
"For someone that supposedly has the soul of a dead god you constantly remind me of a chipmunk with a sugar high and a deathwish." Baldur's Gate 2
"I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice!" Starcraft
"Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use." Warcraft 3
"A million lightyears from where humanity began, and we walk into a bar filled with drunk men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad." Mass Effect
Planescape Torment?Macksheath said:
I like 'I don't like these odds, but death is not as final for me as it is for you, so what do I care?' - Jade Empire.
"Mega Man! Today we finish this!"
"Hey, Bass! Why must I fight you? We are not enemies!"
"SHUT UP. *blast*"
Ahh, my first PSX game. I still get shivers.
"Hey, Bass! Why must I fight you? We are not enemies!"
"SHUT UP. *blast*"
Ahh, my first PSX game. I still get shivers.
Damnit I was gonna say all the ones from Brutal Legend... You guys!
Eddie "hey wanna go sly some demons?"
ozzy "nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Eddie "hey wanna go sly some demons?"
ozzy "nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I gotta go with "War. War never changes." Ron Perlman's narration in the Fallout games is just awesome.
"I got a present for yah!" Commando - C&C
"I got a present for yah!" Commando - C&C
"You've got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and it's beginning to piss me off." - Nero, DMC4
"My name is Alex Mercer, I'm the reason for all of this, they call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist, I'm all of these things." - Alex Mercer, Prototype
"You think you die, and that's it? You think you die, and everything'll be suga' and rainbows?" - Sazh Katzroy, Final Fantasy 13
" Me! I'm a l'Cie! What's the matter? Were you expecting some kind of monster?! I'm flesh and blood, just like you." - Snow Villiers, Final Fantasy 13
"Don't worry, be happy!" - Tidus, Final Fantasy 10
"This isn't the time for vanity! It's time to show the universe how amazingly awesome I am! - Captain Quark, Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction
"I think you had so much on your mind that you couldn't even take your next step. Well, if you don't understand it, try just accepting it. Accept that you are weak, accept the path you've taken, accept that nothing makes sense in this whole damn world! Once you accept everything, you can choose your next path, the one path you really wanna take." - Jecht, Dissidia: Final Fantasy
"My name is Alex Mercer, I'm the reason for all of this, they call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist, I'm all of these things." - Alex Mercer, Prototype
"You think you die, and that's it? You think you die, and everything'll be suga' and rainbows?" - Sazh Katzroy, Final Fantasy 13
" Me! I'm a l'Cie! What's the matter? Were you expecting some kind of monster?! I'm flesh and blood, just like you." - Snow Villiers, Final Fantasy 13
"Don't worry, be happy!" - Tidus, Final Fantasy 10
"This isn't the time for vanity! It's time to show the universe how amazingly awesome I am! - Captain Quark, Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction
"I think you had so much on your mind that you couldn't even take your next step. Well, if you don't understand it, try just accepting it. Accept that you are weak, accept the path you've taken, accept that nothing makes sense in this whole damn world! Once you accept everything, you can choose your next path, the one path you really wanna take." - Jecht, Dissidia: Final Fantasy
Warrior of Light: The battle has come to an end
Tidus: Gotta go, huh... Don't worry. The crystal knows the rest of the way. Besides, I'm always right here.
Zidane: Were' not vanishing, we're returning, to where we're supposed to be.
Squall: Perhaps we can go on mission together again.
Cloud: Not interested.
Terra: I think, I've learned how to keep going, thank you and take care.
Bartz: When you're having the most fun, that's when time always flies.
Cecil: It's mine to pass on, this strength I've gained from everyone.
Onion Knight: Everyone! Thank you!
Firion: This isn't the end, another dream is waiting to begin.
Warrior of Light: May the light forever shine upon us.
Tidus: Gotta go, huh... Don't worry. The crystal knows the rest of the way. Besides, I'm always right here.
Zidane: Were' not vanishing, we're returning, to where we're supposed to be.
Squall: Perhaps we can go on mission together again.
Cloud: Not interested.
Terra: I think, I've learned how to keep going, thank you and take care.
Bartz: When you're having the most fun, that's when time always flies.
Cecil: It's mine to pass on, this strength I've gained from everyone.
Onion Knight: Everyone! Thank you!
Firion: This isn't the end, another dream is waiting to begin.
Warrior of Light: May the light forever shine upon us.
"I love you, Sarge."
"Checklist completed. S.O.B."
Ahh, StarCraft. Good times. I love pissing off my units. XD
"Checklist completed. S.O.B."
Ahh, StarCraft. Good times. I love pissing off my units. XD
Cortez pops out of portal to haunted house level scaring punk chick. punk chick kicks Cortez in nuts and takes picture. punk chick,"hey you're not a zombie" Cortez in high pitched voice and still holding on to nuts,"yeah"
There's one from Guilty Gear that shocked and amused me the first time, but I don't think I'm permitted to quote it in these forums.
So I'll go with something more philosophical;
"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
So I'll go with something more philosophical;
"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
"Didn't we have some fun - though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye', *and you were like* 'No way', and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'?
That was great."
That was great."
This Was A Triumph
I'm Making A Note Here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa. . .
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway. this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
When there's science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
[small]Still alive[/small]
I'm Making A Note Here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa. . .
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway. this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
When there's science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
[small]Still alive[/small]
People think they can outsmart me....maybe. I have yet to find one who can outsmart bullet.Icedshot said: