Favourite League of Legends Champions?

[Syzygy23]

Why would anyone still be playing LoL when Super MNC has been released?

Let's compare them

LoL:

-Has two, maybe three maps at most despite being out for well over a year
-Redundantly large character roster
-Overly hostile community full of douchebags
-A single game can take up to an hour, long past any normal human beings attention span
-Won't let you quit during the middle of a match
-You will be PUNISHED for going AFK or force quitting your way out of a match. It's not like people have MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO in their lives, am I right?
-Did I mention the community is made up of nothing but assholes? At some point I expect them all to merge into one giant, all consuming asshole.
-Isometric point and click viewpoint is limiting and clunky at times, not very dynamic

Super MNC:
-Small character roster, half of which is unlocked immediately. Other classes/characters are recognizable on sight (similar to TF2)
-Is simple enough that you don't need a tutorial. Took me 2 games to figure out that money is pretty much just for buying juice, health and bots.
-Hilarious commentary throughout the matches
-Fast paced, engaging gameplay with matches lasting no longer than 20 minutes at MOST
-Community is laid back and helpful
-Does NOT punish people for dropping out, going AFK or quitting a match due to real world concerns
-At least 5 maps available AT LAUNCH, if not more.

Before Super MNC came out, I probably would have said Blitzcrank. But now that I've played Super MNC, it has made me realize that LoL is a shitty game for stupid retards. We should all save ourselves a lifetime of AFK bans and headaches from idiots attacking us with baseless aggression because we chose a jungler instead of a healer and switch to Super MNC, which has none of that.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Now anyone who says Fiddlesticks or Master Yi are damn liars because all that natural ownage must get boring after a while XD

..... One CC and they are down and out. One CC, nothing more, not knowing this means that you deserve to be fucked over by them.

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Whatever the other guy said, don't fucking use mobafire. Use solomid.net or lolpro.com I think it was, either or, but don't you fucking use mobafire. Nothing but glass cannons and guides that are mostly in no way viable.

As for Annie tips... Well, there's a reason she's banned in most ranked games

......That's it, you obviously have no idea what you are even on about. Not a single person playing ranked would even think about banning Annie, not even in ELO hell is she banned. If someone on your teams bans Annie then I can promise you that you are fucked from the start.

OT: Don't have one. From how much I circulate around playing the roles I can't get a good feel for just one champ. Used to be Jax, but they fucked him completely over and I've played him once since and it just wasn't the same.

Hey i'm still trying to learn how to use the unfixed camera without moving my view over to the opposite side of the map whenever shit goes down. Deduce whatever you can about my skill level from that statement XD

I still don't even know wtf to do against a late game Fiddle though... You can just run from Yi while lobbing a few stuns and you're fine but Fiddle's just "LOL CROWSTORM!!!" out of nowhere.

What does CC mean? XP I'm rather new, deal wit it yo'

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I haven't played League in a very long time, but when I did, my favorite Champions were Cassiopeia and Anivia, with the occasional choice of Tristana whenever I felt like face-rolling my way to victory.

 

[JamesStone]

Jax. Jaximus to be precise.
Take a good hard look at the Motherfucking Champ.

Says all that needs to be said.

Viktor's my other favourite, especially because of his epic dance (and quotes).

And third one is Nautilus, because you get to play as freakin' Mr Bubbles... and of course his dance.

Fuck my old post, I'm adding these champs. They are some of my favorites as well. I still prefer Nautilus' joke. That anchor really weights him down.

 

[RanD00M]

What does CC mean? XP I'm rather new, deal wit it yo'

CC is Crowd Control, stuns, slows, snares, that kind of stuff. Fiddles is one of the squishiest champs in the game, so hard CCing him once is the same as him dying.

 

[Davey Woo]

I play a range of champions, I started off with Leblanc,she's still one of my favourites but I don't play her that much any more. I mainly jungle now, I've just got Lee Sin and Jax, both of whom I enjoy quite a lot but I think my favourite jungler has to be the Tree.


I also love Veigar for his one quote. "I am evil, STOP LAUGHING!"

 

[Gibboniser]

I'm a fan of Veigar, Rammus and Volibear. Veigar because of his lolwtf death nuke, Rammus, because you can laugh at them as they attack you and kill themselves, and Voli because if you equip a heal, you can just ... not die.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Well, when I first started playing I never ended a match as Morgana with negative kdr, and always did well, even when we lost. Although I'm one of those freaks who prefer's to play on twisted treeline. I do like playing as Gangplank because then I get to eat some oranges and have everything be k.

 

[thememan]

Gotta be Janna for me. Support classes tend to be my thing, and if I want I can go for a DPS-build and tear up shit on many levels. Might buy Lux though, when I get the IP.

The main reason I don't like playing support is because every time I do my team mates are worthless. I like playing Janna and can keep damn near anyone alive, but when my entire team for some reason builds ridiculously low damage builds that can't kill a fly, there is literally nothing I can do to change this. At least if I'm ranged AD/AP or even tanky DPS I can do something to fix the situation (AD Mundo, tanking and destroying turrets all day long baby! You trying to kill me? Ulti and run! Mwaha!). Granted I don't play ranked much, but at least in unranked it's pointless beyond belief.

 

[thememan]

Now anyone who says Fiddlesticks or Master Yi are damn liars because all that natural ownage must get boring after a while XD

..... One CC and they are down and out. One CC, nothing more, not knowing this means that you deserve to be fucked over by them.

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Whatever the other guy said, don't fucking use mobafire. Use solomid.net or lolpro.com I think it was, either or, but don't you fucking use mobafire. Nothing but glass cannons and guides that are mostly in no way viable.

As for Annie tips... Well, there's a reason she's banned in most ranked games

......That's it, you obviously have no idea what you are even on about. Not a single person playing ranked would even think about banning Annie, not even in ELO hell is she banned. If someone on your teams bans Annie then I can promise you that you are fucked from the start.

OT: Don't have one. From how much I circulate around playing the roles I can't get a good feel for just one champ. Used to be Jax, but they fucked him completely over and I've played him once since and it just wasn't the same.

Hey i'm still trying to learn how to use the unfixed camera without moving my view over to the opposite side of the map whenever shit goes down. Deduce whatever you can about my skill level from that statement XD

I still don't even know wtf to do against a late game Fiddle though... You can just run from Yi while lobbing a few stuns and you're fine but Fiddle's just "LOL CROWSTORM!!!" out of nowhere.

What does CC mean? XP I'm rather new, deal wit it yo'

CC=Crowd Control. Stuns/Slows/etc.

As for Fiddle, Flash. Flash is perhaps my favorite Summoner Spell. Some contend Ghost is better, but Flash has proven useful in so many situations it's unbelievable. It's a GTFO card that can put you out of range of most any of those wide range Ultis with ease. Also, you gotta be able to read the situation. If for some reason the other team is backing up right after they were pushing and they are not low on health, expect a fiddle jump.

Edit: I would also like to say that a common reaction for a grouped team is to scatter when he does it. This means the death of most of your team usually. Rather, when he jumps in just dogpile the shit out of him. He's a pretty easy champ to take down if you do that. He simply can't take damage. If he's targetted you with his life steal, flash out immediately and come back.

 

[Razoack]

Galio, Lee Sin, Mordekaiser and Jarvan IV.

 

[.No.]

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And why play that, when you can just play DoTA?
Also, reported.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct
Give it a read.

 

[Syzygy23]

(delete, accidental double post)

 

[Syzygy23]

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And why play that, when you can just play DoTA?
Also, reported.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct
Give it a read.

Read over 3 times already, now let me just check my box of fucks... Oh, looks like it's empty!

Also, still not banned. Probably because my points were valid or the mods were overcome by my handsomeness and panache.

And on the topic of things that are like LoL, when did the original DoTA come out? I don't remember that game.

 

[Sebass]

DoTA was a WC3 mod

(Captcha lets me describe Heineken with 'piss' instead of the common misconception 'beer', smart captcha)

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Apples and oranges what?

 

[pendragonown]

AP Master Yi. No, it's not the optimal build, but damn if it isn't fun as hell. A 1.0 AP scale on his Q, and a 3.67 AP scale on his W? With the build I do, I can Q every 6 seconds, and, as it's put, Meditroll the enemy team as long as the dont have or have blown their CC. Very fun times.

 

[NightHawk21]

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Knowing what they do is a pretty important part of the game lol, but it comes with time. As for me all my favorite characters got hit by Morello and I can't play them as much if I want to win. They hit fiddle hard with the jungle remake. They fucked up shacos boxes which is frustrating since I would've preferred they nerfed the damage and not the time limit since I only used them to self leash red. Karth had his wall hit to the point where it no longer reapplies (which while it doesn't seem like a big deal, was actually a terrible hit), and I think they made baron unaffected by wall. WW was in the shitter for the longest time (although from what I hear he is decent now). Naut is fun but outclasses, and so is blitz. Nasus while a beast doesn't fare to well in solo queue where 50% of the time your team will lose a lane and you'll be camped forever.

 

[Evil Raccoon]

Malphite, because you can't stop the rock.

 

[NathLines]

I'll have to go with Riven for my favorite champ. No mana, I don't need to give a shit about shoes in the start 'cause I can just bunny-jump away(I gotta get the bunny girl skin), she hits like a truck and can stun/interrupt all the time.

I do love me some Lux too. She gets extra points for being based on Marisa from Touhou =D