Favourite Lines in Batman: Arkham Asylum

[hazabaza1]

'If any of you even smell a man in tights, Harley kills the old man!'
I just wonder what it would smell like.

 

[Mewick_Alex]

"We've found the first of the Joker's Bombs, it was filled with Marzipan and Kittens."

Totlly this.

And once when I was sneaking into a room, Joker shouts over the coms "Are you all blind?! He's right there, in the middle of the room!"

I was impressed, and I soiled myself a bit.

 

[Schneebly]

Who does the voice for the joker? It definetly fits the bill

 

[Professor M]

Mark Hamil

 

[philzibit]

"I really need to get me some new shoes" -Joker

 

[oliveira8]

It was all awesome. The above ones and:

"We're losing him, Doc!" - Joker
And I like hearing him saying stuff like I'm going two steps ahead when I go up into the top floor of the library before I ever go down, or at the Botanical Gardens.

Hamill (sp?) is the best Joker and they should just stick him in the next movie.

I think Hammill is abit old to do such part. He should have 60 years now.

 

[olee12343]

Who does the voice for the joker? It definetly fits the bill

Mark Hamil aka Luke Skywalker.

 

[joe182]

Not so much a line.. but the bit where

Spoiler

Batman beats joker by spraying explosive gell onto his fist and punching him in the face

was so fucking badass it hurt.

 

[Casual Shinji]

"I think I'm gonna cry........boo hoo hoo ho ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA."

Ofcourse the Joker's got the best lines. Heath Ledger eat your heart out.

 

[Lurch]

'Ive got your scent batman i'll hunt you down rip your flesh feast on your bones'-Croc 'Oh that reminds me i really need to get me some new shoes'-Joker <<< Extremely random xD

 

[Hazy]

Joker over the PA system, talking about Batman:
"He may dress like an idiot, sound like an idiot, and act like an idiot, but don't be fooled, he really is an idiot!"

 

[Lurch]

Over? my dear daluted dark knight it hasnt even begun

 

[Professor M]

Over? my dear daluted dark knight it hasnt even begun

I think you mean "deluded"

And welcome to the Escapist

 

[Jumplion]

Joker over the PA system, talking about Batman:
"I may dress like an idiot. I may sound like an idiot. But don't let that fool you...
I really am an idiot."

"Ding Dong, Joker here with an update on what's new in the Asylum. Attention! We have an escaped patient! Dresses like a bat, HO HOOoo what an idiot! Stop him before someone gets hurt! Should be considered costumed and dangerous!"

Joker is awesome, and even more nuggets of awesome come out on the challenge maps of him.

 

[PirateKing]

Batman: Harley thinks she has me trapped in here. She never was very bright.

 

[sln333]

"Our lead researcher, Stephen Crane, has not found a cure for our patients yet, but he is having a lot of fun." (something like that)

I think it's: "Our lead researcher, Dr. Jonathan Crane, has not made any progress in his research, but he seems to be having lots of fun so what the hell." -Scarface
I like that one a lot; here's another good one (paraphrased): "Don't let Batman fool you. Even though he looks like an idiot and acts like an idiot, he really is an idiot. hahahahah" -Joker

 

[Hazy]

Joker over the PA system, talking about Batman:
"I may dress like an idiot. I may sound like an idiot. But don't let that fool you...
I really am an idiot."

"Ding Dong, Joker here with an update on what's new in the Asylum. Attention! We have an escaped patient! Dresses like a bat, HO HOOoo what an idiot! Stop him before someone gets hurt! Should be considered costumed and dangerous!"

Joker is awesome, and even more nuggets of awesome come out on the challenge maps of him.

Ah, someone else who admires zee maps!?
True, they are very fun. And am I the only one of fell out of my chair laughing when I saw his silent takedown? Pure genius.

 

[Starke]

"Lets all give Cach a big hand, he certainly needs it."

Oracle: "How'd you manage to keep that a secret?"
Batman: "It's me, remember?"

 

[Joa_Belgium]

One of the conversations between goons that I overheard while I was sneaking.

"What's the craziest thing Joker ever said to you?"
"He told me to kill my sister."
"Did ya do it?"
"Hell yeah, I hated the *****!"
"Funny thing, he said the same thing to me. I kept telling him I didn't have a sister, but he wouldn't have it."
"So what'd you do?"
"Ran over the first ***** I saw. Seemed to make him happy."

Or when the Joker says something randomly over the PA system:

"You know, watching you guys is like watching my favorite movie. What was the name of that movie again ... oh yes. The Attack of the Stupid Bumbling Idiots Who Couldn't Find the Even Bigger Idiot Running Around All Over the Island Dressed Like a Bat!"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Look up. Look's like Batman left a little present for you."

"Oh come on Bats. Go easy on them. Oh what do I care DO YOUR WORSE!