Favourite Lines in Batman: Arkham Asylum

[tsolless]

Anything out of jokers mouth.

Mark Hamill is a much better voice actor than a physical actor.

 

[BiscuitWheels]

Doctor- "So you killed them. Tore up their bodies. The police never found all the pieces."
Croc -"They should have looked in the sewers."
Doctor-"You hid them there?"
Croc- "After a while. Usually takes about 8 hours..."

The mental image of Croc rocking the thunder bucket is now going to haunt my nightmares.


Also at the start of the Predator challenge maps, one of the Joker's line:
"The are my best men, Bats. They'll find you... and kill you!" The delighted way Joker say 'and kill you!' cracks me up every time.

 

[Darkblaven]

Joker: "I set a trap, and you sprang it GLORIOUSLY!"

Just the way he says gloriously makes me laugh

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Welcome to the madhouse, batman lol

 

[Squeaksx]

Joker over the PA system, talking about Batman:
"I may dress like an idiot. I may sound like an idiot. But don't let that fool you...
I really am an idiot."

Wrong, he said "Don't be fooled, he may look like an idiot, sound like an idiot, and act like an idiot, but.. he really is an idiot!"

 

[Hazy]

Joker over the PA system, talking about Batman:
"I may dress like an idiot. I may sound like an idiot. But don't let that fool you...
I really am an idiot."

Wrong, he said "Don't be fooled, he may dress like an idiot, sound like an idiot, and act like an idiot, but he really is an idiot!"

Thanks, I'll edit. Unlike some people (Which in this case: you) I do not have a memory the likes of which would put a super computer to shame. Or the ability to surf the web for that type of material.

Edit: Looking back, it really seemed to go more like:
"He may dress like an idiot, sound like an idiot, and act like an idiot, but don't be fooled, he really is an idiot!"
But by all means, prove me wrong.

 

[Satin6T]

It was all awesome. The above ones and:

"We're losing him, Doc!" - Joker
And I like hearing him saying stuff like I'm going two steps ahead when I go up into the top floor of the library before I ever go down, or at the Botanical Gardens.

Hamill (sp?) is the best Joker and they should just stick him in the next movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

 

[Squeaksx]

Joker over the PA system, talking about Batman:
"I may dress like an idiot. I may sound like an idiot. But don't let that fool you...
I really am an idiot."

Wrong, he said "Don't be fooled, he may dress like an idiot, sound like an idiot, and act like an idiot, but he really is an idiot!"

Thanks, I'll edit. Unlike some people (Which in this case: you) I do not have a memory the likes of which would put a super computer to shame. Or the ability to surf the web for that type of material.

I know, with my capacity for knowledge perhaps I should start going to dojos across Asia and see if I can end up like Batman in the next ten years or so! How about it guys!? Guys? Comon, no one likes the idea of a low-budget Batman?

 

[Dapper Ninja]

How has no one mentioned the Riddler yet?

"That riddle was incredibly easy. I... ran out of time".

"You must be cheating! You're looking these up on the internet, aren't you?!"

 

[Havok-Man]

Random thug on terrified
"stupid boiler!"

 

[Get Jiggy]

When Harley makes the warden say 'Anyone caught walking on the floor will have their legs removed and forced to perform a magic trick for emperor joker' or something to that effect. (he does some protesting somewhere in the middle but I don't care)

 

[Sonicron]

It was all awesome. The above ones and:

"We're losing him, Doc!" - Joker
And I like hearing him saying stuff like I'm going two steps ahead when I go up into the top floor of the library before I ever go down, or at the Botanical Gardens.

Hamill (sp?) is the best Joker and they should just stick him in the next movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

Ha! I knew someone enjoyed that one as much as me. Found it months ago by accident, and now I play it every time I'm down. That mad laughter never fails to cheer me up. xD

 

[Satin6T]

It was all awesome. The above ones and:

"We're losing him, Doc!" - Joker
And I like hearing him saying stuff like I'm going two steps ahead when I go up into the top floor of the library before I ever go down, or at the Botanical Gardens.

Hamill (sp?) is the best Joker and they should just stick him in the next movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

Ha! I knew someone enjoyed that one as much as me. Found it months ago by accident, and now I play it every time I'm down. That mad laughter never fails to cheer me up. xD

You've gotta love that laugh, it's a BIG part of my childhood and it still creeps the shit out of me

 

[Biek]

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Ha ha ha!"

Joker on the intercom in Arkham north. A quote originally from Groucho Marx.

 

[Space Spoons]

I had a couple of favorite lines.

Joker: "You...! Oh, why you...! Oh, Batman... I'm really gonna have to hunt you down and kill you one of these days!"
The way he says it is so casual, like he's mentioning how he wants to visit friends more often or something. The delivery is so perfect.

Scarecrow: (After surviving the final Scarecrow "nightmare") "How has my gas not made you crazy?"
Batman: "What makes you think it hasn't?"
That one really says a lot about Batman to me. If you think about it, he really is all kinds of nuts.