Favourite movie quote

[N-Sef]

'Any other questions?'
'Yeah uh-huhuh does she have big hooters?'
'Yeah haha she sure does!'
'Uh-huhuh cool!' - Butt-Head talking to Mutty (Beavis and Butt-head Do America)

'Over that boy hand...Hand over that boy!' - Sherrif of Rottingham (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

'...and unlike other Robin Hood's I can speak with an English accent' - Robin (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

'If my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious shit' - Doc Brown (Back to the Future)

'Freeze!'
'Agent Walker do you realize how inappropriate that line is? Do I look frozen to you?'
'You look like shit to me' - Max Walker talking to Senator McComb (Timecop)

There are probably some more, but I can't remember them at the moment.

 

[MK-Smash]

This pretty much sums it up.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes

 

[pha kin su pah]

"i got a little itch, down there, would you mind?,NO, NO, NO, to the RIGHT!!!, AHHH YES YES YES .....~laugh~....now the whole world is going to know you dutch scratched my balls!!!!"

Casino Royale

 

[J'aen]

Also, why do people keep saying "I'd like to play a game" is a great movie quote? You'd be better off saying "I like the movie Saw" and buggering off to a less interesting thread. It's the movies! Get creative!!

That quote is actually a lot more signifigant than a lot of the other stuff. Its Jigsaws admittance of starting a hell for other for his own amusement, and is signifigant in highlighting the lack of guilt that those in a similar position feel towards the lives they ruin and the people they kill.

Yeah because we need convincing that the crazy evil guy is doing it for his own amusement. Did you think of that all by yourself?
I guess what I was trying to say is that "I'd like to play a game" is a totally boring movie quote.

Any quote is boring when taken out of context. "Luke, I am your father". Why do people get so worked up about that? We'll never know unless we see it in context.

 

[Albino Ninja]

"groovy"-evil dead II, Army of darkness
"ENGLISH ************ DO YOU SPEAK IT?"-pulp fiction
"this..is...my....BOOMSTICK!"-army of darkness
"I'ma put this here leg on that there side of your face"-major payne
"remember remember the fifth of november the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot."-V for Vendetta, even though I prefer the book to the movie that is still a good quote.

 

[wordsmith]

"You see what I'm doing? This is what I'm about - power suit, power tie, power steering. People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want."
"Oh! So that's, like, a metaphor?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Right. Well, see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this... [he reverses the grip, twists Vance's arm back and slams him on the table]
This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your shit off* if you ever touch me again. Mmk, pumpkin?"

 

[Cakelord]

"What is this odd... figurine... doing in my... house?" from Doom House.
The way that guy delivers his lines is beyond radical.

 

[T.H.O.R]

"The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?"
- Commodus; Gladiator

 

[The_Serpentine_Poet]

"It's impressive to see a man feeding off his emotions" - William Somerset in Se7en

 

[dontlooknow]

"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get." [he takes out his razer]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"No ticket" - funny in both Indiana Jones and Dogma

"Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor, he kept saying to reassure himself: So far so good... so far so good... so far so good. How you fall doesn't matter. It's how you land."[gunshot, screen goes black, credits role in silence]

"Death is... whimsical... today."

 

[wgreer25]

"WHY SO SERIOUS"
Surprised nobody's said that yet

You beat me to it.

Also
"Let's put a smile on that face"

Heath Ledger Joker = best villian ever

 

[Spinwhiz]

"Stay golden Ponyboy" ~ The Outsiders

 

[steveo99]

It's cliche'd but...

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

What's that off?

One of the Evil Dead movies im not sure which

army of darkness was the best movie ever made

 

[CartoonHead]

I forget how the first one goes exactly, and you tube is blocked so can't double-check, but here goes.

Football Factory - A few teenage Chelsea fans get kicked off their bus en-route to a match in the middle of Liverpool. They turn and see a few Liverpudlian (scouse) lads watching them:

Scouse: 'You're Chelsea ain't ya?'
Chelsea lad: (whispers: "Shit") "Uh...Yea"
Scouse: "You seen Stanley?" (pulls out a craft knife - a.k.a. a 'Stanley' knife)

Oh, and my favourite from I.D: "Fucking love you Gumbo!"

EDIT: I'm sure it will be mentioned elsewhere, but the entire 'Ezekial 25:17" scene from Pulp Fiction.

 

[Dalisclock]

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but they can't write 'Fuck' on their airplanes, because it's 'obscene'"-Col. Kurtz, Apocolypse Now.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

"Never rub another man's rhubarb" -Jack Nicholson as the Joker, first batman movie
Pretty much every line in Dragonheart
Bowen:What now Draco? Without you, what do we do, where do we turn?
Draco: To the stars Bowen, to the stars.

Draco:Who's the Girl?
Bowen: A nuissance get rid of her.
Draco: Why?
Bowen: They are trying to placate you with a sacrifice
Draco: Oh now whoever gave them that bright idea
Bowen: Just get rid of her
Draco: How?
Bowen: Eat her!
Draco: oh please, yech!
Bowen: Hardly squimish, you ate Sir Eglemore hypocrit!
Draco: I merely chewed in self defense, but I never swallowed!
Bowen:Improvise!
Draco: Allright, allright

Some real gems from Shoot em up
When Clive Owen shoots out the sign so it reads F-you. Then Paul Giamatti shoots out letters so it reads "F-you too!"
A leader who stays in the rear, gets it in the rear.
Please no one take this the wrong way. At least you get to say what a horrible person I am for quoting this line
"Why is a gun better than a wife?" "you can put a silencer on a gun!"
"What is the difference between a luxury car and a porcupine?" "with the car, the pricks are on the inside!"
"there are two kinds of people. you are either a tough guy with a pussie in your hand, or you're a pussie with a gun!"
I should smack myself for forgetting V for Vendetta and Heath Ledger as the joker!
"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people!" "Violence can be used for good!" "If enough people believe, blowing up a building can change the world!" all from V

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Someone must have said this but...

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

I think thats all right