Favourite movie quote
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" What's the matter? Never taken a shortcut before? " - Simon pegg. Then proceeds to fall flat on his face in shawn of the dead and clears the fences easily in hot fuzz =P
From the firefly tv series it would be
Gotta love nick frost XDAbedeus said:
-Serenity ( Film )
From the firefly tv series it would be
Get to the choppa!: Predator.
Why do you wear that stupid human suit?: Donnie Darko.
Who can deny that the twentieth century is anything but mine?: The Devils Advocate.
I believe in god, i believe plenty. I just hate the bastard: Pitch Black.
verily The Multiplying Villainies Of Nature Do Swarm Upon Him: V for vendetta.
And democracy dies to thunderous applause: Star Wars, Episode Three
Why do you wear that stupid human suit?: Donnie Darko.
Who can deny that the twentieth century is anything but mine?: The Devils Advocate.
I believe in god, i believe plenty. I just hate the bastard: Pitch Black.
verily The Multiplying Villainies Of Nature Do Swarm Upon Him: V for vendetta.
And democracy dies to thunderous applause: Star Wars, Episode Three
From Pulp Fiction:
JulesL Oh well allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF&#&$%! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*%^&$. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a *****?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f^%$ him like a *****, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f&%$ him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f&#%ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
JulesL Oh well allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF&#&$%! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*%^&$. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a *****?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f^%$ him like a *****, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f&%$ him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f&#%ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together, And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.
Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over.
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.
"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger" - the joker, the dark knight.
"oh bugger" jack sparrow- pirates of the Caribbean. I just love the way he says it.
"set sail in a general... that way direction." jack sparrow.
"why so serious!" the joker, the dark knight
"I got one, I got one"
"that's great kid, don't get penisy" -blue harvest
"oh bugger" jack sparrow- pirates of the Caribbean. I just love the way he says it.
"set sail in a general... that way direction." jack sparrow.
"why so serious!" the joker, the dark knight
"I got one, I got one"
"that's great kid, don't get penisy" -blue harvest
"Only steers and queers come from Texas, Pvt. Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!"
"Anyone that runs is a VC. Anyone that stands still is a well-disciplined VC!"
Both from Full Metal Jacket
"Anyone that runs is a VC. Anyone that stands still is a well-disciplined VC!"
Both from Full Metal Jacket
[I/]I've got one foot on the accelerator and one foot on the brake. If I took my foot off the brake I'd burn rubber halfway across this country. Don't believe all that romance about writers block. Everybody has it: butchers, bakers, writers; it just means you've got one foot on the brake[/I].
Paris, France.
Paris, France.
Beerfest
I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!
I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!
I have several favorites
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
-Tombstone
Johnny Quid: Don't worry. He can't defend himself - he's got no head.
-Rock'N'Rolla
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.
-Tombstone
Johnny Quid: Don't worry. He can't defend himself - he's got no head.
-Rock'N'Rolla
Withnail: Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker!
I: Please, I don't feel good.
Withnail: That's what you'd say... but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading.
That whole movie, basically.
And Jack Burton has some great quotes too, especially 'Son of a ***** must pay' and 'Gimme your best shot - I can take it.'
I: Please, I don't feel good.
Withnail: That's what you'd say... but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading.
That whole movie, basically.
And Jack Burton has some great quotes too, especially 'Son of a ***** must pay' and 'Gimme your best shot - I can take it.'
The General's monologue about "Vitl Fluids" from Dr. Strangelove.
"The World's smartest man is no more threat to me than worlds smartest termite." Dr. Manhattan, the watchmen.
"Let's do the TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"--Rocky Horro Picture Show.
The Neuralyzer Argument in the first Men In Black movie. ""
"The World's smartest man is no more threat to me than worlds smartest termite." Dr. Manhattan, the watchmen.
"Let's do the TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"--Rocky Horro Picture Show.
The Neuralyzer Argument in the first Men In Black movie. ""
from "Time Bandits"---which should be in the Cinema Hall of Fame.
The Evil Genius is criticizing the Supreme Being:
"If I were creating a world,I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils.I would have started with Lasers----Eight o'clock,Day One."
The Evil Genius is criticizing the Supreme Being:
"If I were creating a world,I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils.I would have started with Lasers----Eight o'clock,Day One."