Favourite movie quote
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It's from a documentary, but hilariously nihilistic, especially when you imagine him saying it with his characteristic German accent.
Werner Herzog on the jungle: Kinski always says it's[the jungle] full of erotic elements. I don't see it so much erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It's just - Nature here is vile and base. I wouldn't see anything erotical here. I would see fornication and asphyxiation and choking and fighting for survival and... growing and... just rotting away. Of course, there's a lot of misery. But it is the same misery that is all around us. The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don't think they - they sing. They just screech in pain... Taking a close look at - at what's around us there - there is some sort of a harmony. It is the harmony of... overwhelming and collective murder. And we in comparison to the articulate vileness and baseness and obscenity of all this jungle - Uh, we in comparison to that enormous articulation - we only sound and look like badly pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban... novel... a cheap novel. We have to become humble in front of this overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication... overwhelming growth and overwhelming lack of order. Even the - the stars up here in the - in the sky look like a mess. There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no real harmony as we have conceived it. But when I say this, I say this all full of admiration for the jungle. It is not that I hate it, I love it. I love it very much. But I love it against my better judgment.
Werner Herzog on the jungle: Kinski always says it's[the jungle] full of erotic elements. I don't see it so much erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It's just - Nature here is vile and base. I wouldn't see anything erotical here. I would see fornication and asphyxiation and choking and fighting for survival and... growing and... just rotting away. Of course, there's a lot of misery. But it is the same misery that is all around us. The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don't think they - they sing. They just screech in pain... Taking a close look at - at what's around us there - there is some sort of a harmony. It is the harmony of... overwhelming and collective murder. And we in comparison to the articulate vileness and baseness and obscenity of all this jungle - Uh, we in comparison to that enormous articulation - we only sound and look like badly pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban... novel... a cheap novel. We have to become humble in front of this overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication... overwhelming growth and overwhelming lack of order. Even the - the stars up here in the - in the sky look like a mess. There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no real harmony as we have conceived it. But when I say this, I say this all full of admiration for the jungle. It is not that I hate it, I love it. I love it very much. But I love it against my better judgment.
This has just reminded me of hilarious over-dubs on edited-for-TV movies:
"Dick, you're a real 'airhead'!" "You're gonna be a bad 'mothercrusher'" - Robocop
"Give me the keys you 'fairy godmother'" - The Usual Suspects.
"We bury the 'funsters'" - Lethal Weapon
"Yippie-kye-ay 'melon farmer'!" - Die Hard
"Just a few words, 'joke' off!" & "Yippie-kye-ay 'Mister Falcon'!" - Die Hard 2
"This is what happens Larry, you see what happens when you 'find' a stranger in the 'Alps'!" - The Big Lebrowski
"Dick, you're a real 'airhead'!" "You're gonna be a bad 'mothercrusher'" - Robocop
"Give me the keys you 'fairy godmother'" - The Usual Suspects.
"We bury the 'funsters'" - Lethal Weapon
"Yippie-kye-ay 'melon farmer'!" - Die Hard
"Just a few words, 'joke' off!" & "Yippie-kye-ay 'Mister Falcon'!" - Die Hard 2
"This is what happens Larry, you see what happens when you 'find' a stranger in the 'Alps'!" - The Big Lebrowski
"...So you're a killer?"
"Sir, Yes Sir!"
"Let me see your war face."
"Sir?"
"You got a war face? Aaaagh! That's a war face, now let me see your war face!"
"Aaaaaaaaagh!!"
"Bulls**t, you didn't convince me, let me see your real war face!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!"
"You don't scare me, work on it." Gunnery Sgt.Hartman and Pvt.Joker, Full Metal Jacket.
"Sir, Yes Sir!"
"Let me see your war face."
"Sir?"
"You got a war face? Aaaagh! That's a war face, now let me see your war face!"
"Aaaaaaaaagh!!"
"Bulls**t, you didn't convince me, let me see your real war face!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!"
"You don't scare me, work on it." Gunnery Sgt.Hartman and Pvt.Joker, Full Metal Jacket.
"Now, you're asking yourself, has he fired six shots or has he only fired five? Well, you'd better be asking yourself, do I feel lucky? Well, do you? Punk?" - Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry.
I love that one... and it's spelled facist.Hey Joe said:
Here's another one of my favorites
"Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream..."
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
God I love that movie.
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
God I love that movie.
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.
Harry: Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?
Harmony: Bad.
Harry: Bad? Sorry... feel...?
Harmony: You feel bad.
Harry: Bad?
Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the machanism which allows you to feel is broken.
Later Harry tries to use his newly learned grammar.
Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.
Harry: Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?
Harmony: Bad.
Harry: Bad? Sorry... feel...?
Harmony: You feel bad.
Harry: Bad?
Harmony: Badly is an adverb. So to say you feel badly would be saying that the machanism which allows you to feel is broken.
Later Harry tries to use his newly learned grammar.
Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.
Behind this mask there is more than flesh, Mr. Crede, there is an idea and ideas are bulletproof. (As he snaps Mr.Crede's neck)
V for Vendetta
V for Vendetta
those movies were brilliant. another great ash quote is:Gahars said:
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
or
"Clatu! Verata! Nick*cough cough stammer stammer*... There... i said it."
Waitaminute, we have a games thread about quotes, now a movie one? Why don't we just ressurect PurpleRain's Quotes in General thread?