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Vigormortis

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The entirety of Portal 2.

There's quite a few from Conker's Bad Fur Day and the Half-Life series, but practically all of the one liners in Portal 2 are pure comedic gold.
 

Vigormortis

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ho Huios tes Moiras said:
Almost anything from Psychonauts:

Raz: Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!
Lili: OH MY GOD! Let's make out!

"Now, tell me if this smells like... your doom!"

"Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!"

"Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water."

"Although my husband will lose desire for me sexually, he will always love my pies."

"This will only hurt you until your brain comes flying out."

And many, many, many more.

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I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
God, I feel bad for forgetting all of those.

Thank you SO much for reminding me. So going to reinstall that game via Steam this evening.
 

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Andy Shandy said:
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSS!" from Fable 3

Aha,i remember this,walter when you get on the place where you meet the crawler xD
 

nyttyn

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"Well, this is the part where he kills us."
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"
Chapter 9: The part where he kills you
Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you
This is that part
 
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NCP:"How do I sit down?"
Player:"Press L+A"
"Wow I didn't know that. I never knew doing things as an adventurer was so complicated"

That is the gist of the converation.
 

MrJKapowey

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"Ok guys, listen up. We're on a top secret mission to get coffee and donuts, problem is the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts, so now we gotta go kick their asses."
-Mike Dixon, CoD 3
 

Sarge034

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Anything the guards say in Oblivion when you break the law.

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!!!!"
"THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!"

Last but not least, my personal favorite.
"AAAARRRRRWWWWAAAARRWRWRWRWAARAARWRAWRAWRA!!!!!!!!"
 

KingofMadCows

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From No One Lives Forever
Random thug 2: What's in all those kegs, anyway?
Random thug 1: Beer! We supply H.A.R.M.'s entire staff with the finest Deutsch brews.
Thug 2: Really? That must be a lot of beer.
Thug 1: Indeed. Our studies show that criminals drink three times as much alcohol as law abiding citizens.
Thug 2: So beer turns people into criminals?
Thug 1: A correlation doesn't imply causality. Just because criminals drink a lot of beer doesn't mean that beer causes crime. It's possible that people with criminal tendencies enjoy beer because it helps to soothe their conscience. Or perhaps criminal behavior is caused in part by a genetic predisposition that also, coincidentally, makes criminals like the taste of beer more than the average person. Who knows?
Thug 2: You're very knowledgeable about these things.
Thug 1: Criminal sociology is a hobby of mine. I think it's important to understand not just the individual, psychological roots of one's behavior, but also the social circumstances that foster that behavior. Whether we like it or not, we are shaped by our environment.
Thug 2: Surely you're not suggesting that individuals aren't accountable for their actions?
Thug 1: Oh, no, of course not. Just because we are products of the societies we're born into doesn't absolve us of personal responsibility. Our religions and laws teach us what is right and what is wrong. Frequently, the right choice is the more difficult path to take. It requires sacrifice, self-discipline, patience ? virtues that many of us find somewhat lacking in our natures.
Thug 2: But what if you're born into a hedonistic culture?
Thug 1: Look across history. The reason hedonism is discouraged by most religions and governments is that it weakens a civilization. It breeds sloth, petulance, degeneracy, and selfishness. A divided nation is a fragile nation, waiting to be conquered. Unity is strength. Humans instinctively fashion order out of chaos. It is a natural, probably genetic impulse. Therefore, even an individual born into troubled times has the capacity, and even the duty, to behave in a manner that promotes unity, however difficult it may be.
Thug 2: Then what about us?
Thug 1: I can only speak for myself. I am a product of a broken household, which introduced a general lack of self confidence in me at a very early age. These feelings of inadequacy blossomed into anger as I matured that the rigors of adolescence, with the teasing and abuse and awkwardness we must all endure, only exacerbated. But even though I've identified the source of my problems, I'm still too childish and petty to become a responsible, mature citizen.
Thug 2: Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step, I suppose.
Thug 1: I like to think so.

From Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Stop Sign
Malkavian: No, you stop.
Stop Sign
Malkavian: NO, YOU STOP!
Stop Sign
Malkavian: STOP IT!
Stop Sign
Malkavian: You've made a powerful enemy today, sign.
 

Riddle78

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"It's time for a round of Ninja-Ninja's 'Body-Part Poker!'" -Ninja Ninja,Afro Samurai

Whenever I heard that,I smiled. I always found BPP to be more fun than repeatedly belting out that YYYXXXholdY combo. Also...

"Strategic Launch Detected." -Command AI,Supreme Commander

But only if I'm not on the recieving end.
 

Anjel

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"...a couple of magnets and a few happy thoughts..." - Moira, Craterside Supplies (Fallout 3)

Moira be trollin'
 

R0cklobster

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just to add another milkman one from psychonauts:

"I bet he's sleeping on the job, his milk is delicious. Everybody wants it. He'll be here soon... THEN THE LIES WILL END."

It's funnier to see it, the delivery is hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF7aIWxfgnA

from 0:57
 

Aeshi

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"And I've hidden all the Dragon Eggs where you'll never find them, not in a Million years!"
- Bianca from Spyro 3, while one of said Eggs is Hovering in Plain Sight right behind her.
 

SoranMBane

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Every line in Portal 2. The game is just a gold mine of funny, clever dialog, like these:

GLaDOS: "It looks like you are listening to me, but for the record; you don't have to go THAT slowly. Waddle over to the elevator so we can continue the test."

Wheatley: "Can you say 'apple?' Aaaaple."
Chell: *jumps*
Wheatley: *Hears explosions* "Okay, close enough!"

Cave Johnson: "If you were scheduled to be injected with preying mantis DNA, we have good news and bad news for you. The bad news: we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news: we have a much better test for you; fighting an army of mantis men!"