Favourite NPC line?

[NinjaDeathSlap]

"Every genius needs a nemesis. Holmes and Moriarty, Aristotle and MASHY SPIKE PLATE!!!" Weatley.

"Oh I know what the ladies like" Sgt Johnson.

 

[evilstonermonkey]

Almost anything from Psychonauts:

Raz: Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!
Lili: OH MY GOD! Let's make out!

"Now, tell me if this smells like... your doom!"

"Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!"

"Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water."

"Although my husband will lose desire for me sexually, he will always love my pies."

"This will only hurt you until your brain comes flying out."

And many, many, many more.

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I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.

My thoughts exactly. The entire Psychonauts script is pure gold. I still quote that with my best friend.

 

[AbstractStream]

"Uhh, I'm not good with crowds... Crowds bring out those symbols- the weebers! I can see them everywhere! There! Clinging to that guy's back- WEEBERS!!! Weebie weebie weebie..."

A regular citizen says it in TWEWY

 

[Above]

"Ok guys, listen up. We're on a top secret mission to get coffee and donuts, problem is the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts, so now we gotta go kick their asses."
-Mike Dixon, CoD 3

Haha,i didn't believe this at first but with the power of youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er-GbwAmBoY xD

 

[pyramid head grape]

"This guy are sick" form FF7.