Favourite NPC line?
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"I'm not part of the plot, but I'm still in the game. Power to the NPC!"
-That one Zelda flash game with the lampshade.
(Which has just blown my mind, having recalled this game after learning what "lampshading" means)
-That one Zelda flash game with the lampshade.
(Which has just blown my mind, having recalled this game after learning what "lampshading" means)
GLaDOS from either Portal game, and Wheatley from Portal 2.
Pick a line. Any line. Specifically:
GLaDOS: "Look at you. Flying through the air like a majestic eagle. Piloting a blimp."
GLaDOS: "I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
Pick a line. Any line. Specifically:
GLaDOS: "Look at you. Flying through the air like a majestic eagle. Piloting a blimp."
GLaDOS: "I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
Jon Irenicus
"Life... is strength. This is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world. But is it what you want? You are... different inside. This woman lives and has strength of a sort. She lost her parents to plague, her husband to war, but she persevered. Her farm has prospered, her name is respected and her children are fed and safe. She lived as she thought she should. And now she is dead. Her land will be divided, her children will move on, and she will be forgotten. She lived a good life, but she had no power; she was a slave to death. I wonder if you are destined to be forgotten. Will your life fade in the shadow of greater beings?"
"Life... is strength. This is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world. But is it what you want? You are... different inside. This woman lives and has strength of a sort. She lost her parents to plague, her husband to war, but she persevered. Her farm has prospered, her name is respected and her children are fed and safe. She lived as she thought she should. And now she is dead. Her land will be divided, her children will move on, and she will be forgotten. She lived a good life, but she had no power; she was a slave to death. I wonder if you are destined to be forgotten. Will your life fade in the shadow of greater beings?"
Almost anything from Psychonauts:
Raz: Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!
Lili: OH MY GOD! Let's make out!
"Now, tell me if this smells like... your doom!"
"Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!"
"Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water."
"Although my husband will lose desire for me sexually, he will always love my pies."
"This will only hurt you until your brain comes flying out."
And many, many, many more.
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...
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
Raz: Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!
Lili: OH MY GOD! Let's make out!
"Now, tell me if this smells like... your doom!"
"Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!"
"Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water."
"Although my husband will lose desire for me sexually, he will always love my pies."
"This will only hurt you until your brain comes flying out."
And many, many, many more.
...
...
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.