Favourite NPC line?
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Varric:
"'I don't like this'? That's right up there with 'What could possibly go wrong'".
"Okay, I'm going to draw a picture of where she wants to touch you."
(The Deep Roads) Andraste's ass, dwarves actually live down here? On purpose? What in blazes for?
Varric: So a human, an elf, and a dwarf walk into a bar...
Anders: The human says, "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!"
Varric: You could have just stopped me, Blondie.
Anders: Why waste a perfectly good set-up?
Aveline: Maybe I should put you to use Varric. Have you pen some warnings for the lawless.
Varric: Who's that for? Are most criminals big readers? Seems like pacifying the nobles.
Aveline: Pictures then. It was just a suggestion.
Varric: Well how about a giant sign that just says "Don't." You could hit people with it.
Aveline: Thank you, I get the point.
Varric: So what do you do, Aveline?
Aveline: You know I'm a guard, why are you asking?
Varric: I mean in your off-duty hours. For fun. You've heard of it, I hope?
Aveline: These are my off-duty hours.
Varric: And the trend of you scaring the piss out of me continues.
Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
Varric: Give it here.
Varric: "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles)
Varric: "She pounced?the smooth moves of a jungle cat?and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He?"
Aveline: What?
Isabela: Nothing.
Aveline: What is that?
Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)
Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.
Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again.
Anders: "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools."
"'I don't like this'? That's right up there with 'What could possibly go wrong'".
"Okay, I'm going to draw a picture of where she wants to touch you."
(The Deep Roads) Andraste's ass, dwarves actually live down here? On purpose? What in blazes for?
Varric: So a human, an elf, and a dwarf walk into a bar...
Anders: The human says, "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!"
Varric: You could have just stopped me, Blondie.
Anders: Why waste a perfectly good set-up?
Aveline: Maybe I should put you to use Varric. Have you pen some warnings for the lawless.
Varric: Who's that for? Are most criminals big readers? Seems like pacifying the nobles.
Aveline: Pictures then. It was just a suggestion.
Varric: Well how about a giant sign that just says "Don't." You could hit people with it.
Aveline: Thank you, I get the point.
Varric: So what do you do, Aveline?
Aveline: You know I'm a guard, why are you asking?
Varric: I mean in your off-duty hours. For fun. You've heard of it, I hope?
Aveline: These are my off-duty hours.
Varric: And the trend of you scaring the piss out of me continues.
Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
Varric: Give it here.
Varric: "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles)
Varric: "She pounced?the smooth moves of a jungle cat?and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He?"
Aveline: What?
Isabela: Nothing.
Aveline: What is that?
Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)
Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.
Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again.
Anders: "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools."
Yeah that's one thing that's always baffled me about Pokemon. Many of the nondescript NPC trainers you run into between cities say the most mind bogglingly random lines.josh797 said:
"I like shorts"
*insert Pokemon Trainer Battle intro music here*
...what?
"My inner tube looks like a big doughnut."
*insert Pokemon Trainer Battle intro music here*
...huh?
Neverwinter Nights 2 has some gems.
Khelgar Ironfist: Prejudiced? I'm not prejudiced! By the Nine Hells, I even travel with a back-stabbing tiefling of all things, and you know how her kind are!
Player: Where shall that meeting take place?
Sand: Someplace in the middle of nowhere, no doubt.
Grobnar: Is there really such a place?
Sand: Oh yes, Grobnar, and it's between your ears
But my favorite of all time is:
[At the end of a trial]
Judge: And you, Sand? Anything more you wish to add that you did not say in the first three hours?
Sand: Only that the dress the ambassador is wearing is clearly out of fashion, a blatant attempt to distract the court from the matter at hand, and is more appropriate for a Docks prostitute than a diplomatic envoy. Thank you.
Khelgar Ironfist: Prejudiced? I'm not prejudiced! By the Nine Hells, I even travel with a back-stabbing tiefling of all things, and you know how her kind are!
Player: Where shall that meeting take place?
Sand: Someplace in the middle of nowhere, no doubt.
Grobnar: Is there really such a place?
Sand: Oh yes, Grobnar, and it's between your ears
But my favorite of all time is:
[At the end of a trial]
Judge: And you, Sand? Anything more you wish to add that you did not say in the first three hours?
Sand: Only that the dress the ambassador is wearing is clearly out of fashion, a blatant attempt to distract the court from the matter at hand, and is more appropriate for a Docks prostitute than a diplomatic envoy. Thank you.
"You know what would surprise the hell outta them Russians? Truckasaurus Rex!"-Haggar, Battlefield:Bad Company.
Oghren in DA:O
"Well fart me a lullaby!"
I'd actually pay to see and hear someone fart a lullaby. Double if a girl does it. Triple if she's in a chainmail bikini.
(Captcha - for hemout. It shall be our battle cry, Lord Inglip. FOR HEMOUT!!!!!)
"Well fart me a lullaby!"
I'd actually pay to see and hear someone fart a lullaby. Double if a girl does it. Triple if she's in a chainmail bikini.
(Captcha - for hemout. It shall be our battle cry, Lord Inglip. FOR HEMOUT!!!!!)
"GO GO GO! SHOOT THE TARGETS!" Modern Warfare training mission. I seriously wish someone would do a remix of that.
'We're off to kick the collectors right in their daddy-bags' Mass Effect 2's Kenneth <3
I actually spat my drink out first time I heard that.
And I just thought I'd let everyone know that I just did the Shadow Broker mission on hardcore without speccing Liara...what an eejit ><
I actually spat my drink out first time I heard that.
And I just thought I'd let everyone know that I just did the Shadow Broker mission on hardcore without speccing Liara...what an eejit ><
"Would you kindly go to Andrew Ryan's office and kill that son of a *****."
Completely destroys what you had originally thought which is why it is still one of my favorite games of this generation.
Completely destroys what you had originally thought which is why it is still one of my favorite games of this generation.
