Favourite quotes

[Hapetiitti]

"At the Enrichment Center we believe that if at first you don't succeed, you fail"
-GlaDOS, Portal

I've been saving this one for a while already

 

[killerwhalen]

A looooong time ago, me and a few guys were playing splitscreen Star Wars Battlefront 2, we were in hunt mode, where we all play as Rebels, shooting Wampas on Hoth. We all choose classes, run away from the spawn points, grab turrets....and wait.......and wait.......and for atleast two minutes no Wampas show up. My friend drops his controller, knocking over a can of coke, and screams:

"Where the F**K are these a******e Wampas! Son of a god damn b***h!"

We still say that whenever we get frustrated.

 

[Cargando]

'The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad.' - George Orwell.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Ahem...."LIEUTENANT DAN!"

When ever I see Gary Sinese, I must say this line exactly like Forrest.

 

[War Penguin]

"I want a normal gun for a normal person"

Ah, In Bruges. Your dark humor never ceases to amuse me.

 

[GottaLoveIt]

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
-Jules, Pulp Fiction

One of the most memorable lines done by sammy jackson (albeit long) kudos sir.

another notable quote from jackie brown

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every ************ in the room, accept no substitutes.
-Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown

 

[Darth Rahu]

"never eat raspberries"

from Hey Arnold.

 

[Code_Red]

"Well isn't that convenient for you,and the clock!". -Dodgeball

 

[ThePoodonkis]

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warmth it brings."

 

[Yowsa]

yippee-ki-yay mother F*****

 

[BlumiereBleck]

very original thread. on the topic "one day dude im gonna just get off the bus, im gonna run, run in the woods and never come back. and when i come back IM GONNA BE THE KNIFE MASTER!!" - The Reverend Tholomew Plague. may he rest in peace

 

[BENZOOKA]

And now for something completely different.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Everyone on the Escapist after some point in their time here: "Search bar!"

Also:

Oscar Wilde: "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars."

Woody Allen: "Sex is like a game of bridge, if you haven't got a good partner you need a damn good hand."

I'm sure I can think of some others, check back in later!

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

"My nipples look like Milkduds."

 

[Raven's Nest]

Not quite the creative thread, and seeing as your from '09 I expect you to of noticed quite a few in the past, giving you no excuse.

I'm sorry dude, I thought it must have bindun, but i'm also someone on forums who posts for a whole day then doesn't post at all for a couple of months.

It is for precisely this reason the gods saw fit to grace us with the searchbar. Please use it next time.

"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"

"No"

"Then you haven't seen everything..."

 

[Pyode]

John McClane: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

 

[Kaltazraza]

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!!!
Chaos space marine of DoW

 

[dont_blink]

"How about you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here?"

The bartender in Boondock Saints.

didnt biff say that in Back To The Future too?

EDIT-
Biff Tannen: Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

 

[makano]

never give up trust your instincts -peppy

 

[Scarred Coyote]

Not from a movie or tv......

?Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds? J. Robert Oppenheimer

Its just a damn bitchin' thing to say ;-)