Favourite quotes

[DeathChairOfHell]

full metal jacket:

"what is your major malfunction numbnuts?! didn't mom and dad give you enough attention as a child?"

 

[CanadaMan]

"Lookit all dat juice!" --Cole, Gears of War

 

[Romblen]

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success." -BRUCE FEIRSTEIN

"Yippee-ki-yay." -John Mcclane

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you"

 

[SilentVirus]

"I do not know what World War III will be fought with but I know what they will use for World War IV...Rocks! -I don't know who but hopefully someone will shed some light for me!

 

[EboMan7x]

"LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIIRRRRRRRRRRE!" George Carlin

 

[Ph33nix]

"Carpet Bombing is incredibly accurate the bombs are guaranteed to hit the ground"

 

[Blackflame140]

"F*** off grasshopper" Hot Fuzz

 

[Call4Duty]

From House:
"If you don't believe that your life is worth more than anyone else's, then just sign the organ donor card and blow your brains out right now."

 

[Duskwaith]

"I do not know what World War III will be fought with but I know what they will use for World War IV...Rocks! -I don't know who but hopefully someone will shed some light for me!

Einstein.

"They couldnt hit an elephant at this range"-Some british general during(i think) the boer war. He was hit in the head just after saying that.

"Never,Never,Never ever give up"-Winston Churchill

 

[Peanut Butter]

"You ended that sentence with a preposition; you bastard."
-Colonel O'Neal, Stargate SG-1

'O'Neill....Two L's'

Also i just corrected you and gave an OT answer, im so happy right now

 

[Peanut Butter]

"I do not know what World War III will be fought with but I know what they will use for World War IV...Rocks! -I don't know who but hopefully someone will shed some light for me!

'I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought but WW5 shall be fouggt with sticks and stones'
-Albert Einstein - EDIT: Ninjad

 

[Blackflame140]

"MY DADS NOT A PHONE!"

 

[Eatbrainz]

"Don't be shy now! come on, Catch a Riiiiiide!" - Scooter, Borderlands

 

[sephiroth1991]

When people say to Johnny Cash he looks like he is goin' to a fuenral he says "Maybe I am"

 

[manbearpig91]

"Gentlemen, you cant fight in here, this is the war room!"

-Dr. Strangelove